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July 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM Everybody can reply
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#ModernWinnieThePoohStories Finding out who killed Piglet wasn’t going to be easy, because everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood who knew the little swine had a motive.

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January 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM Everybody can reply
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Available in mid-August via Amazon.
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August 6, 2024 at 7:12 PM Everybody can reply
That's us! 😃

"After five hours of grilling her every way except on a slow spit over an open fire, all Murdoch got from Desiree was an enigmatic smile that showed him she had better teeth than most camels." #AnimalNoir

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August 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM Everybody can reply
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COVER REVEAL! Meet Remington Platypus. My Novel from Northodox Press.
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April 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM Everybody can reply
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The old geek wasn't worth killing.

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July 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM Everybody can reply
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In case you were wondering, a frigate bird’s inflated throat sac doesn’t burst like a balloon when it’s punctured with an icepick, but just slowly deflates with the faintest of hisses.

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December 16, 2024 at 5:54 AM Everybody can reply
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"When the cops showed up, the goose chickened out and left the turkey holding the bag." #AnimalNoir

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October 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM Everybody can reply
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