Caldwell Murchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment.
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
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#WhatICantStopDoingIs Breaking into the houses of my estranged relatives, and pleasuring myself with their oven mitts.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
#WhatICantStopDoingIs Breaking into the houses of my estranged relatives, and pleasuring myself with their oven mitts.
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Good morning everybody!
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a man in a plaid shirt is eating chips and says i can t stop
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November 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Good morning everybody!
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November 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @FeelGoodOnBluesky.bsky.social and @WakeUpNFeelGood.bsky.social !
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November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#TruthBeKnown The German shepherd was paid to walk into a left hook and take a dive in the fourth round.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
#TruthBeKnown The German shepherd was paid to walk into a left hook and take a dive in the fourth round.
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#TruthBeKnown Coffee is the only reason why people get up in the morning ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
#TruthBeKnown Coffee is the only reason why people get up in the morning ❤️
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#TruthBeKnown they reached their goal sooner.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
#TruthBeKnown they reached their goal sooner.
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#TruthBeKnown traditions are important
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
#TruthBeKnown traditions are important
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#TruthBeKnown I hate Christmas
a roll of paper that says `` here 's your bill '' on it .
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November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
#TruthBeKnown I hate Christmas
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#AtTheKrampusSecretSantaParty The wolpertinger was unable to feign delight when it received a pumpkin spice scented candle.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
#AtTheKrampusSecretSantaParty The wolpertinger was unable to feign delight when it received a pumpkin spice scented candle.
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Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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Don't judge me. How do YOU celebrate Thanksgiving?
(art by Hieronymus Bosch)
(art by Hieronymus Bosch)
November 28, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Don't judge me. How do YOU celebrate Thanksgiving?
(art by Hieronymus Bosch)
(art by Hieronymus Bosch)
![[Black and white image of a tense family scene in an elegantly appointed drawing room, circa 1902. An elderly old man is recoiling from a small glass of goodness-only-knows-what being offered (at arm's length) by his daughter. Behind the old man, a man claiming to be a physician clasps a too-familiar arm around his shoulders; next to him, the son stands holding his top hat and looking grim. He speaks:]
Son: Come on, dad, drink it down. Doc says it's the only thing standing between you and involuntary commitment.
Doctor: Don't worry, Mr. Silvestri. This new concoction has been thoroughly tested. There are only a few noticeable side effects, and, uh, would you mind filling out this waiver? It's purely a formaldehy-- I mean, *formality.*
Daughter: Don't make me get out the funnel and bungee cords, father. 'Cause you know I will.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buke6ob4tlr7yxhplfp436kc/bafkreiaeea3tm3kmxg44g2wh6dkrtixpbokmiwyn2hycfh2g6ogg4rjztu@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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And now you goose the turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And now you goose the turkey.
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Wow, didn't think Rover would fit.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Wow, didn't think Rover would fit.