Mspreposterous
@mspreposterous.bsky.social
Oh, you know. She/her.
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
J: I guess I’m just going to pay this medical bill?
Me: I’m sorry WHAT?! It says if you get a referral that they will resubmit the bill and then you will pay significantly less.
J: You can ask for a retroactive referral?
Me: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! IT’S ALL BULLSHIT!!!
Me: I’m sorry WHAT?! It says if you get a referral that they will resubmit the bill and then you will pay significantly less.
J: You can ask for a retroactive referral?
Me: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! IT’S ALL BULLSHIT!!!
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
J: I guess I’m just going to pay this medical bill?
Me: I’m sorry WHAT?! It says if you get a referral that they will resubmit the bill and then you will pay significantly less.
J: You can ask for a retroactive referral?
Me: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! IT’S ALL BULLSHIT!!!
Me: I’m sorry WHAT?! It says if you get a referral that they will resubmit the bill and then you will pay significantly less.
J: You can ask for a retroactive referral?
Me: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! IT’S ALL BULLSHIT!!!
Proud moment: a student asked if they could email the publisher about another glaring error in one of the texts we are forced to read
X: Why bother?
Y: Miss emails them all the time, right?
Me: Right! I think it’s great for people to know that you feel strongly about your education.
X: Why bother?
Y: Miss emails them all the time, right?
Me: Right! I think it’s great for people to know that you feel strongly about your education.
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Proud moment: a student asked if they could email the publisher about another glaring error in one of the texts we are forced to read
X: Why bother?
Y: Miss emails them all the time, right?
Me: Right! I think it’s great for people to know that you feel strongly about your education.
X: Why bother?
Y: Miss emails them all the time, right?
Me: Right! I think it’s great for people to know that you feel strongly about your education.
@perchorin.bsky.social pipes love these temps, right?
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
@perchorin.bsky.social pipes love these temps, right?
One time I was out to dinner with my mom and she asked me three times what my thesis was about and I couldn’t understand how she didn’t remember. She was in her mid-50’s.
Me, 51, looking at a child and desperately trying to remember their name: [no words]
Me, 51, looking at a child and desperately trying to remember their name: [no words]
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
One time I was out to dinner with my mom and she asked me three times what my thesis was about and I couldn’t understand how she didn’t remember. She was in her mid-50’s.
Me, 51, looking at a child and desperately trying to remember their name: [no words]
Me, 51, looking at a child and desperately trying to remember their name: [no words]
“If we could the average worker could die before collecting any form of retirement benefit, that would also be ideal”
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“If we could the average worker could die before collecting any form of retirement benefit, that would also be ideal”
So far one child has said that my new color is “flattering to my soul” which made the rest of the class applaud
I grabbed the wrong color hair dye and didn’t notice until it was already on half of my head (my powers of observation are unrivaled) so all I can ask is that the teens don’t roast my ass tomorrow
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
So far one child has said that my new color is “flattering to my soul” which made the rest of the class applaud
“Do I want to work over vacation” suggests a fundamental misunderstanding of what vacation is
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“Do I want to work over vacation” suggests a fundamental misunderstanding of what vacation is
I read this to J and he spat his tea out laughing
shame about the kennedy center closing. here i had already purchased season tickets for “scott baio’s world of shakespeare.”
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I read this to J and he spat his tea out laughing
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Anne Frank likely died in a typhus epidemic that spread through the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp
History rhymes, it rhymes
Close the camps, set fire to the prisons
History rhymes, it rhymes
Close the camps, set fire to the prisons
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Anne Frank likely died in a typhus epidemic that spread through the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp
History rhymes, it rhymes
Close the camps, set fire to the prisons
History rhymes, it rhymes
Close the camps, set fire to the prisons
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“About 500 seniors live at Sinai Residences in Boca Raton, Florida, including many Holocaust survivors. Recently, some of them asked if they could hide the building’s Haitian staff in their apartments.” www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
'Reminds me of Anne Frank': Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump's TPS end looms - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The end of Temporary Protected Status has Holocaust survivors offering to hide Haitian staffers, according to the CEO of a senior-living center in Florida.
www.jta.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“About 500 seniors live at Sinai Residences in Boca Raton, Florida, including many Holocaust survivors. Recently, some of them asked if they could hide the building’s Haitian staff in their apartments.” www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
Tonight’s sunset
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Tonight’s sunset
I grabbed the wrong color hair dye and didn’t notice until it was already on half of my head (my powers of observation are unrivaled) so all I can ask is that the teens don’t roast my ass tomorrow
February 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I grabbed the wrong color hair dye and didn’t notice until it was already on half of my head (my powers of observation are unrivaled) so all I can ask is that the teens don’t roast my ass tomorrow
Is the research “reading about causes of the Great Depression”?
(Can’t tell if there is alt text to show the “Americans Are the Ones Paying for Tariffs, Study Finds” headline)
(Can’t tell if there is alt text to show the “Americans Are the Ones Paying for Tariffs, Study Finds” headline)
What's most amazing about this is the fact that the WSJ needed a “study” to figure it out.
February 1, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Is the research “reading about causes of the Great Depression”?
(Can’t tell if there is alt text to show the “Americans Are the Ones Paying for Tariffs, Study Finds” headline)
(Can’t tell if there is alt text to show the “Americans Are the Ones Paying for Tariffs, Study Finds” headline)
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the people at the top have been exposed. now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down.
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 PM
the people at the top have been exposed. now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down.
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
i said, now we watch as the whole system comes crumbling down
*kicks system* stupid system. start crumbling
One time my mother’s boss mentioned during her review that she wished my mom didn’t swear so much. My mother’s response was along the lines of “then cover your fucking ears after you say something stupid to me”
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
One time my mother’s boss mentioned during her review that she wished my mom didn’t swear so much. My mother’s response was along the lines of “then cover your fucking ears after you say something stupid to me”
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Violence and the Family
2. The American High School
3. U.S. History Through the Novel
4. Local Action, Global Change
5. Personal Values
1. Violence and the Family
2. The American High School
3. U.S. History Through the Novel
4. Local Action, Global Change
5. Personal Values
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Linear Algebra
2. Numerical Computing
3. Computer Ethics
4. Programming Languages
5. Bowling
1. Linear Algebra
2. Numerical Computing
3. Computer Ethics
4. Programming Languages
5. Bowling
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
- Soviet History
- Portuguese for Spanish Speakers
- Human Rights on Film
- Latin American Politics & Culture
- Visual Astronomy (ie, stargazing class)
- Soviet History
- Portuguese for Spanish Speakers
- Human Rights on Film
- Latin American Politics & Culture
- Visual Astronomy (ie, stargazing class)
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Violence and the Family
2. The American High School
3. U.S. History Through the Novel
4. Local Action, Global Change
5. Personal Values
1. Violence and the Family
2. The American High School
3. U.S. History Through the Novel
4. Local Action, Global Change
5. Personal Values
A sub left a note that a child was “acting like Clarence Darrow” (intended derogatory) so I got to tell the kid’s mom what a wonderful job she is doing!!!
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
A sub left a note that a child was “acting like Clarence Darrow” (intended derogatory) so I got to tell the kid’s mom what a wonderful job she is doing!!!
Many kids I know walk to school and it’s gonna be brutal
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Many kids I know walk to school and it’s gonna be brutal
Today is represented by Winifred Knights’ The Deluge
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Today is represented by Winifred Knights’ The Deluge
Love to listen to the laziest dipshit I know give me unsolicited tips.
Tell me more about your theories and musings, shithead!!!
Tell me more about your theories and musings, shithead!!!
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Love to listen to the laziest dipshit I know give me unsolicited tips.
Tell me more about your theories and musings, shithead!!!
Tell me more about your theories and musings, shithead!!!
Time for my annual retelling of the time our neighbor threatened to kill my roommate and slash his tires if he didn’t move his car out of a parking spot. My roommate called the police, who suggested that he move his car so he didn’t get st@bbed.
January 28, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Time for my annual retelling of the time our neighbor threatened to kill my roommate and slash his tires if he didn’t move his car out of a parking spot. My roommate called the police, who suggested that he move his car so he didn’t get st@bbed.
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my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
We went snowshoeing today and were the only people on the trails!
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
We went snowshoeing today and were the only people on the trails!
What does it mean when you dream you got a new haircut (a look you’d never go for, but one that is unexpectedly flattering) and are getting ready to leave your house but have to floss and RIP A TOOTH out because you floss so vigorously?
Something GOOD, RIGHT???? she typed coercively
Something GOOD, RIGHT???? she typed coercively
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM
What does it mean when you dream you got a new haircut (a look you’d never go for, but one that is unexpectedly flattering) and are getting ready to leave your house but have to floss and RIP A TOOTH out because you floss so vigorously?
Something GOOD, RIGHT???? she typed coercively
Something GOOD, RIGHT???? she typed coercively