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Spoiler: she absolutely is a robot
Me: my account was locked which is why I’m talking to a robot Barbara J, a robot: you are not talking to a robot
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Fam group chat went absolutely apeshit during Jeopardy today. We love the Lalondes!!!
Yes, Ron Lalonde, identical twin brother of Jeopardy! contestant Ray $21,800 Lalonde, competed on Jeopardy! tonight, December 3, 2025. Ron is a medical physicist from Pittsburgh and his brother previously had a 13-game winning streak in December 2022.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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We finally used my grandmother’s china!
Green, gold, and white china plates
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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My eventual retirement speech
Two women and a man (all look slightly annoyed) with these words in white: “ working with you has been the lowest point in a disappointing career.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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When I see a “co-exist” bumper sticker, this is what I picture
Halloween decorations - skeletons of all shapes and sizes - decorated with Santa hats, Christmas lights, etc. Very “I dragged these out and they are staying here for months” energy
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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“No, not that one”
Radio shows a song by Gregory Abbott, who had the name before the asshole governor of Texas did
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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We climbed a mountain and we turned around
Two people enjoying the view of a blue sky with white clouds, while standing at a summit with a little bit of snow on the ground and bare trees
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Just declared “This house is clean!”
An older woman with red lipstick and pearls stares off into the distance
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is what happens when you are married to a whimsical man
Turkey shaped salted butter
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I’m reading Copaganda and I need you to see this
Highlighted kindle text: “Shortly after the article was published, I awarded Rosenfeld the prestigious Walter Cronkite Award for Innovation in Baseless Speculation, which is not named after the famous news an-chor, but after a one-eyed cat I used to live with whom we all called Wally for short.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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You know the vibes
White I AM CRINGE BUT I AM FREE lettering on a red flag with and orange border
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Me, running away from My Problems
Kermit the frog in a top hate and Victorian dress clothes fleeing jauntily dressed penguins. They are on ice but don’t have skates on
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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This was humiliating yet funny (like life)
Receptionist: We got rats! [looks at me and is horrified] Me: Oh, don't worry. I work in a school that was condemned by the board of health. Other receptionist, howling: Oh, honey, we mean a snitch! Me, reddening: Are they here for stitches? Us: HAHAHAHAHAHA Me: And now we all have a story for later!
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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In 2014 my mom made this mistake in the fam group chat so we’ve been saying “Gnome” instead of “goodnight” … for almost 12 years??? What is time
Mom Gnome to all. Me Goodnight? Mom Supposed to be Gnite! My brother GMOME BLESS US, EVERY ONE
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The vibes I bring (I could be either person in this scenario)
Two people in red chairs face each other. Between them, someone has photoshopped the words THINGS AN INSANE PERSON WOULD SAY.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Oh hey what’s up
A bright red sculpture of a child wearing a cape and horns. You know, like the devil.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Describing adults
If this were high school, they would be taking earrings out and putting Vaseline on Delivered
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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One of my favorite photos from hiking in Acadia
Light shining through a forest of mostly pine trees; the ground is mostly gray rock
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I laughed very hard
There goes my hero Man "forged head injury to get months off work" and then returned being rude to everyone, citing that his personality had been altered
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Fully obsessed with this tree
Yellow and orange leaves against a bright blue sky
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Me, every 3 feet on today’s walk: This is art
An orange and yellow leaf against gray and white background
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Another day another dahlia
Red and white dahlia against a green background of leaves
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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What I can handle right now: leaves and flowers
A tree has green leaves on the bottom left, then orange with some yellow, and the bright red. The sky is blue with white fluffy clouds.
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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This is now (again) a dahlia appreciation account
A deep pink dahlia against greenery and a cloudy sky
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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I saw so many dahlias today!
Orange and yellow dahlias amid greenery with a bright blue sky
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM