Mspreposterous
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Oh, you know. She/her.
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
Spoiler: she absolutely is a robot
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Spoiler: she absolutely is a robot
So brave of a coworker with the flu to come to work
two cats looking at each other with the words stay away from me on the bottom
Alt: two cats looking at each other with the words stay away from me on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So brave of a coworker with the flu to come to work
Fam group chat went absolutely apeshit during Jeopardy today. We love the Lalondes!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fam group chat went absolutely apeshit during Jeopardy today. We love the Lalondes!!!
We finally used my grandmother’s china!
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We finally used my grandmother’s china!
House fire at our neighbors’ has displaced the family and, according to the fire dept, caused almost 300k in damage. This poor family
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
House fire at our neighbors’ has displaced the family and, according to the fire dept, caused almost 300k in damage. This poor family
I know Effbook is horrible but this memory made me smile:
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I know Effbook is horrible but this memory made me smile:
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
My eventual retirement speech
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My eventual retirement speech
Reposted by Mspreposterous
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
J did something foolish but harmless, which led to this convo
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
J did something foolish but harmless, which led to this convo
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
If anyone needs to know what the five women my mom ate lunch with today ordered, I was told in excruciating detail despite asking no clarifying questions
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If anyone needs to know what the five women my mom ate lunch with today ordered, I was told in excruciating detail despite asking no clarifying questions
When I see a “co-exist” bumper sticker, this is what I picture
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When I see a “co-exist” bumper sticker, this is what I picture
Recipe: bake until bubbly
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Recipe: bake until bubbly
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
“No, not that one”
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
“No, not that one”
I think pumpkin is my favorite pie
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think pumpkin is my favorite pie
We climbed a mountain and we turned around
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We climbed a mountain and we turned around
Went for a walk earlier and a woman I don’t know looked me up and down, laughed, and said, “All bundled up much?” I said nothing, but turned my gloved palms up as if to say, “Huh?” It was 22 degrees and she had on Birkenstocks. We are not from the same planet!!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Went for a walk earlier and a woman I don’t know looked me up and down, laughed, and said, “All bundled up much?” I said nothing, but turned my gloved palms up as if to say, “Huh?” It was 22 degrees and she had on Birkenstocks. We are not from the same planet!!!
“What did he do anyway, look at trees and feel bad? That’s no way to live”
- a character in Ocean Vuong’s The Emperor of Gladness talking about Robert Frost
- a character in Ocean Vuong’s The Emperor of Gladness talking about Robert Frost
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“What did he do anyway, look at trees and feel bad? That’s no way to live”
- a character in Ocean Vuong’s The Emperor of Gladness talking about Robert Frost
- a character in Ocean Vuong’s The Emperor of Gladness talking about Robert Frost
Pumpkin pie for breakfast!
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Pumpkin pie for breakfast!
J loves Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and I HATE IT!
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
J loves Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and I HATE IT!
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
The Go-Go’s
Michael Kiwanuka
The Cure
Hall & Oates
Kathleen Edwards
The Go-Go’s
Michael Kiwanuka
The Cure
Hall & Oates
Kathleen Edwards
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times.
Depeche Mode
REM
Nanci Griffith
Shawn Colvin
Jimmy Buffett
Depeche Mode
REM
Nanci Griffith
Shawn Colvin
Jimmy Buffett
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Prince
Harry Connick, Jr.
Jay-Z
Wynton Marsalis
Janet Jackson
Prince
Harry Connick, Jr.
Jay-Z
Wynton Marsalis
Janet Jackson
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
The Go-Go’s
Michael Kiwanuka
The Cure
Hall & Oates
Kathleen Edwards
The Go-Go’s
Michael Kiwanuka
The Cure
Hall & Oates
Kathleen Edwards
Just declared “This house is clean!”
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just declared “This house is clean!”
One thing about roasting broccoli is that your place is going to smell like farts!
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One thing about roasting broccoli is that your place is going to smell like farts!
Them: Don’t write your passwords down
Me: You could put a g*n to my head and I couldn’t tell you what any of this shit means [gestures at a piece of paper with either passwords or the Zodiac Killer’s code]
Me: You could put a g*n to my head and I couldn’t tell you what any of this shit means [gestures at a piece of paper with either passwords or the Zodiac Killer’s code]
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Them: Don’t write your passwords down
Me: You could put a g*n to my head and I couldn’t tell you what any of this shit means [gestures at a piece of paper with either passwords or the Zodiac Killer’s code]
Me: You could put a g*n to my head and I couldn’t tell you what any of this shit means [gestures at a piece of paper with either passwords or the Zodiac Killer’s code]
Every week at work
Someone else: people need to use AI responsibly
Me: there is no such thing so stop trying to justify it
Someone else: people need to use AI responsibly
Me: there is no such thing so stop trying to justify it
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Every week at work
Someone else: people need to use AI responsibly
Me: there is no such thing so stop trying to justify it
Someone else: people need to use AI responsibly
Me: there is no such thing so stop trying to justify it
Me: How are you doing
J: Do you think Sesame Street would ever do a Glengarry Glen Ross parody? Like, “put that DUCKY DOWN!!!”
Me: HAHAHAHA
J: Do you think Sesame Street would ever do a Glengarry Glen Ross parody? Like, “put that DUCKY DOWN!!!”
Me: HAHAHAHA
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Me: How are you doing
J: Do you think Sesame Street would ever do a Glengarry Glen Ross parody? Like, “put that DUCKY DOWN!!!”
Me: HAHAHAHA
J: Do you think Sesame Street would ever do a Glengarry Glen Ross parody? Like, “put that DUCKY DOWN!!!”
Me: HAHAHAHA