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Realizing that today was another awful day I give you this most graceful greyhound
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*Buying crickets at the pet store*
Cashier: Who are these for?
Me: My lizard brain.
Cashier: That's a funny name for your lizard.
Me (nodding and holding a cricket by my ear and watching the cashier's eyes widen in shock as a long tongue shoots out to grab the cricket): The name chose itself.
Cashier: Who are these for?
Me: My lizard brain.
Cashier: That's a funny name for your lizard.
Me (nodding and holding a cricket by my ear and watching the cashier's eyes widen in shock as a long tongue shoots out to grab the cricket): The name chose itself.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
*Buying crickets at the pet store*
Cashier: Who are these for?
Me: My lizard brain.
Cashier: That's a funny name for your lizard.
Me (nodding and holding a cricket by my ear and watching the cashier's eyes widen in shock as a long tongue shoots out to grab the cricket): The name chose itself.
Cashier: Who are these for?
Me: My lizard brain.
Cashier: That's a funny name for your lizard.
Me (nodding and holding a cricket by my ear and watching the cashier's eyes widen in shock as a long tongue shoots out to grab the cricket): The name chose itself.
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Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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it’s dangerous to go alone… take this.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it’s dangerous to go alone… take this.
It’s dangerous to go alone
Take this:
Take this:
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s dangerous to go alone
Take this:
Take this:
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it's dangerous to go alone..
take this
take this
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
it's dangerous to go alone..
take this
take this
My weekends are akin to hibernation, and I like it this way
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My weekends are akin to hibernation, and I like it this way
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I was raised on these streets
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every year I have to sign up to sing in my church, it's re-choired.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
every year I have to sign up to sing in my church, it's re-choired.
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it’s dangerous to go alone…take this
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it’s dangerous to go alone…take this
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This amount of snow is unreal. Gonna bake brownies about it
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This amount of snow is unreal. Gonna bake brownies about it
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panache is pronounced “pan-cake”
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
panache is pronounced “pan-cake”
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The chimes of my Samsung appliances don't harmonize with those of the Cuisinart and now I'm afraid of a war.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The chimes of my Samsung appliances don't harmonize with those of the Cuisinart and now I'm afraid of a war.
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Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
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You know how they say every degree cooler you keep your thermostat in winter will save you a billion dollars?
Cricket does not approve
#caturday
Cricket does not approve
#caturday
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You know how they say every degree cooler you keep your thermostat in winter will save you a billion dollars?
Cricket does not approve
#caturday
Cricket does not approve
#caturday
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Umm guys.. low monthly payments with the Swiss Colony Credit Plan. For candy, snacks and sausage? Like layaway but you eat it first. Please don’t go into debt for a gift arrangement. Nobody that loves you wants you to do that.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Umm guys.. low monthly payments with the Swiss Colony Credit Plan. For candy, snacks and sausage? Like layaway but you eat it first. Please don’t go into debt for a gift arrangement. Nobody that loves you wants you to do that.
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Making buttons featuring all your pfps and pinning them on my clothes and jingle jangling all over town. Better than a skircle, that's my skuit.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Making buttons featuring all your pfps and pinning them on my clothes and jingle jangling all over town. Better than a skircle, that's my skuit.
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in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
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Okay, you can step on my blue suede shoes now
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Okay, you can step on my blue suede shoes now
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"its not really the neverending story when only people from the 80s know about it"
-my 8 yr old last night
-my 8 yr old last night
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"its not really the neverending story when only people from the 80s know about it"
-my 8 yr old last night
-my 8 yr old last night
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My criticism of you is always constructive.
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My criticism of you is always constructive.
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
Your criticism of me is always rude, wrong and unwelcome.
Have we got that straight?
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“Anaconda” is derived from ancient Greek and means “without a conda.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Anaconda” is derived from ancient Greek and means “without a conda.”
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.