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VampireWonders

@vwonders.bsky.social

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I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴

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VampireWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 14d

Blonde lady meme vs pawn guy yelling meme shouting kind insult/blessings at each other w/angry faces.

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Alison Birch @irishali13.bsky.social · 1d

— Waking up in 2025

Motto

In the dark times
Will there also be singing?

Yes, there will also be singing.
About the dark times.

~ Bertolt Brecht

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22h

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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VampireWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 15h

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Harmony and understanding…

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 19h

My underwear would be riding up on me

…if I was wearing any

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VampireWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 20h

Today’s band name:
Eye Breathers

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 23h

when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules

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VampireWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 1d

Raised too ‘religious’- can’t experience the schadenfreude when life is lost. I’ve been told it’s almost a personal failing. Thanks for sharing the info!! It’s a wild and weird thing for them to do!

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Pumpkin Spice Joker @baseballjoker.bsky.social · 1d

I’m often on this website tideposting, or staying up late bloodscrolling

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VampireWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 1d

They killed him?!?! I shouldn’t be surprised, but really am. I can’t help but feel sorry for him- wasted potential and loss of life.😓

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

I read headlines now because it’s all I have the patience for and nothing is true anyway. So make them good

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

*puts phone down gently, in case you’re making a soufflé*

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 1d

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 2d

Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2d

People who post cat videos deserve the Nobel Peace Prize

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 5d

I was playing Skyrim with my friend Rhoda, and she was throwing a tantrum over this puzzle, so I said, "don't fuss, Rhoda" and she exploded

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BUG-EYED HELLCAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning moon

A blue morning sky with white clouds illuminated by the rising sun. Some of the clouds are shadowed by other clouds. In the foreground are silhouetted trees and a telephone pole. Near the center of the photo is a small white dot. That dot is the moon who decided to check out the morning sun

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 2d

Jared Leto in the background like a malevolent spirit who’s invisible to everyone except the cursed commentator

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VampireWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 2d

I hope they’re nice. They seem like they’ll be nice!

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

Do you smurf your thumb at us, sir?

- Romeo & Juliet

Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 2d

Hell is empty and all the smurfs are here.

-The Tempest

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

Stars, hide your fires; let not light smurf my black and deep desires.

- Macbeth

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d

Daughter: Do stars live forever?
Me: No
D: How do they die?
Me: Usually a drug overdose

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 17

Me: *dressed up as Captain Underpants*

Son: you have to put your cape on otherwise you'll just look like some weirdo out in his underwear

Me: yes, the cape will help prevent that

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Saneman @saneman.bsky.social · 2d

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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 3d

Gonna take the Limitless pill and fight God.

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