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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild. Watch cartoons with us on Friday! church.FSoFCabal.com #Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish. Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Pungenday, 64.BCY.3191

CARTOONS:

Evolution (1971)
Betty Boop's Rise to Fame (1934)
The Ocean Hop (1922)
Carnival Courage (1945)
Hypnochick (1965)
El Torito (1960)
The Bat and the Bottle (1957)

DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE: Pungenday, 64.BCY.3191 | Reverend Jesus

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

Yeah but his damsel in distress was definitely not immature in any chronological fashion, as animated by Don Bluth

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

Since about 1962

Interrobang - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

They literally have been doing this to religious leaders in some places, it's wild

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

a man with a shaved head is smiling in front of a purple curtain

Alt: Marshall Applewhite (Heaven's Gate cult)

media.tenor.com

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

And my axe!

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

You gotta wear the suit with the back unzipped and fix yourself in the parking lot

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

It's almost like someone interested in keeping the peace wouldn't want to escalate to violence

plaguetongue.bsky.social @plaguetongue.bsky.social · 3h

Recently I keep remembering that scene in Night Watch where Sam Vimes has to try to forestall a riot, and when he goes out to speak to the crowd he makes sure he has one thing in each hand - iirc, an open beer and a sandwich - to ensure it’s obvious he has no weapon.
Seems somehow relevant.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

Hoo boy, yeah, oof

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 3h

she’s coining it and I’m joining it

Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 12h

Fascism fatigue. I'm coining it right now. I also have it.

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 2h

The thread separator continues to be hilarious

Feat. @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social @jheya.goodgirls.onl @charloh.online

Screenshot of a thread
TrickOrTreat Smell My Fe... @lepetitois... 1h

Finding out Nicole Kidman is being divorced because she demands too much sex makes me feel less alone with my own robust
appetites and also I should call her.

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@jheya.goodgirls.onl Replied to it's charloween! (it/its)

well how would y'all dip slaw in ranch then?

it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online now

we wouldn't bc slaw is not a dipping food! it simply is not

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

What about Dirk the Daring

I vote no

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

Keyboard imps

You need an exorcism

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 7h

I’m an atheist.

This is a stark indictment of every so-called “Christian” involved with or supports this enterprise.

The entire Trump regime & ethos is so antithetical to Christianity that to hear them all claim fervently to be Christian is to know cognitive dissonance in a first name basis.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

Oh God what was the really weird fusion of all three from Big Hero 6

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

You know what, I'm pretty sure I've seen at least two different Sans Angeles; you might have a point there

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

Does "San Angeles" count as a NeoTokyo?

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 4h

Multi billionaire conducts months of historical and theological research into the Antichrist. Discovers, shockingly, that one thing the Antichrist would definitely do is tax billionaires. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...