Reverend Jesus "🎄" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.
Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
pubtoons.com
#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
pubtoons.com
#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE: 54.AFT.3191 | Reverend Jesus
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Sweetmorn, 54.AFT.3191
CARTOONS:
Tulips Shall Grow (1942)
The Treacherous Trio (1957)
The Headless Horseman (1934)
We Can Do It (1970)
The Stolen Sun (1943)
Pudgy Takes a Bow-Wow (1937)
Sweetmorn, 54.AFT.3191
CARTOONS:
Tulips Shall Grow (1942)
The Treacherous Trio (1957)
The Headless Horseman (1934)
We Can Do It (1970)
The Stolen Sun (1943)
Pudgy Takes a Bow-Wow (1937)
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
How the fuck is the owner of the Onion one of the most trustworthy news sources on the internet
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
How the fuck is the owner of the Onion one of the most trustworthy news sources on the internet
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odin laughs and giggles.
i gotta animate more. HEHEHEH
i gotta animate more. HEHEHEH
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
odin laughs and giggles.
i gotta animate more. HEHEHEH
i gotta animate more. HEHEHEH
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Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.
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This is not normal, and continued and ever-increasing rhetoric like this should not be treated as normal. #holdfast #steadystate
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is not normal, and continued and ever-increasing rhetoric like this should not be treated as normal. #holdfast #steadystate
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GNU Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner. Heartbreaking news. 💔💔
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
GNU Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner. Heartbreaking news. 💔💔
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the surveillance state is like “have u seen this man”
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
the surveillance state is like “have u seen this man”
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Bluesky also has me, Frank Black, lead singer/songwriter of The Pixies, for what that's worth.
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bluesky also has me, Frank Black, lead singer/songwriter of The Pixies, for what that's worth.
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
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Jokes aside, they obviously don't. They want to give _conservative_ students a "suspend my not-conservative-enough/not-white-enough professor" button.
The same people who think we need to bring back real standards to academia also want to give all students a “suspend my professor” button if they don’t like how things are going
From the Oklahoma U student paper: the school is now saying it will automatically suspend faculty (with pay) in response to student complaints
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
www.oudaily.com/news/ou-poli...
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Jokes aside, they obviously don't. They want to give _conservative_ students a "suspend my not-conservative-enough/not-white-enough professor" button.
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think of something else
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
think of something else
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he’s going to bring up that Reiner was not a fan of his
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
he’s going to bring up that Reiner was not a fan of his
WAIT how are the Woodland Christmas Critters the good guys
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
WAIT how are the Woodland Christmas Critters the good guys
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"It was the lack of state oversight or standards that allowed our situation. It was the laws that failed me. Today, as home-schooling numbers continue to surge, similar laws fail to protect millions of kids."
Opinion | Home-Schooled Kids Are Not All Right
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"It was the lack of state oversight or standards that allowed our situation. It was the laws that failed me. Today, as home-schooling numbers continue to surge, similar laws fail to protect millions of kids."
The Iliad - Prelude to War - Greek - Extra Mythology - Part 1
YouTube video by Extra History
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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if someone were to gift this game to me I would report them for hate speech.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
if someone were to gift this game to me I would report them for hate speech.
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i still can't believe Der Spiegel made us look this cool like damn i wish this woman was real so i could suck her dick
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i still can't believe Der Spiegel made us look this cool like damn i wish this woman was real so i could suck her dick
"We don't want to use any names with potential copyright issues, so we'll go with nice generic ones nobody's ever used before. You know, stuff like Thor, Mjolnir, Viper, Gemini, Spartans, Kraken, and Spectre; designations nobody's ever heard of."
If you're in Space Force, please let me know if they printed out and handed out actual playing cards the these naming schemes on them. Because this looks like Space Force is trying to make a Magic The Gathering-type game. taskandpurpose.com/culture/spac...
Space Force rolls out new themes for naming its weapons and space systems
Space Force wants to give systems familiar nicknames. It unveiled the themes for those names with bright, colorful playing card graphics.
taskandpurpose.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"We don't want to use any names with potential copyright issues, so we'll go with nice generic ones nobody's ever used before. You know, stuff like Thor, Mjolnir, Viper, Gemini, Spartans, Kraken, and Spectre; designations nobody's ever heard of."
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The thing about the lab leak theory is that it was obvious to me that it was being spread by Trump folks as a way to blame *someone else* for their disastrous response to the pandemic. That should've been enough for anyone to demand concrete, positive evidence in order to believe it.
If you're wondering what happened to Nate Silver, he was into the COVID lab leak theory and got negative feedback online, including from epidemiologists and virologists and (GASP!) posters, which added to his belief that The Woke are victimizing Nate Silver. It spiraled from there.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
what the fuck are you talking about man
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The thing about the lab leak theory is that it was obvious to me that it was being spread by Trump folks as a way to blame *someone else* for their disastrous response to the pandemic. That should've been enough for anyone to demand concrete, positive evidence in order to believe it.
Nothing quite like seeing news of two different mass shootings on, apparently, the same day
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nothing quite like seeing news of two different mass shootings on, apparently, the same day