VWonders
vwonders.bsky.social
VWonders
@vwonders.bsky.social
I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
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I remember when things only cost an arm.
October 29, 2023 at 9:56 AM
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😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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My doctor said I need to quit drinking, which will be a huge change for me.

It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.

Goddamned rebel right here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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i scream, you scream, we all scream, they just kicked us out the library
June 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I'm getting really annoyed by people quote skeeting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Let’s make this house arrest a home arrest
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
How I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving:
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Today’s band name:
Cheese Mites

(They’re real!)
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Waiting on late night BlueSky like…
a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
ALT: a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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TRULY. OF ALL TIME.
Truly, one of the Threads Of All Time
THE PARABLE OF THE GYOZA & THE GOTHIC LORD

As recorded by Telarus, KSC, Floating Librarians of Mu
on Pungenday, The Aftermath 36, YOLD 3191.
A Thread 🧵 (1/??)
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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an entirely hand-pie based holiday meal would slap
I’d like an empanada Christmas or Thanksgiving. Just empanadas.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Any room can be a panic room if you have enough anxiety
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I set my snooze on my alarm for 13 minutes, because I want to save 2 minutes every time I hit the button.

Or as my wife likes to say, "You're being psychotic".
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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I only repost you to get in your skircle
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I may or may not reincarnate as a dog. If I do, there will be subtle signs.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Today’s band name:
Emotional Support Hose
a man is standing in a car with a towel around his head and says `` you didn 't see anything ! ''
Alt: a man is standing in a car with a towel around his head and says `` you didn 't see anything ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My service dog alerted me to your fine ass
February 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM