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@armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
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🔫 Let me take you out for breakfast.
Every time I beat Richard at 8-ball,
I put on my besting Rich face.
I put on my besting Rich face.
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Every time I beat Richard at 8-ball,
I put on my besting Rich face.
I put on my besting Rich face.
Jimi would have been 83 years old today
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Jimi would have been 83 years old today
I spent 1995-1998 getting paid to carry an AR-15 and a .357 magnum around a nuclear plant in case someone tried breaking in and shoplifting any nuclear powered electricity
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I spent 1995-1998 getting paid to carry an AR-15 and a .357 magnum around a nuclear plant in case someone tried breaking in and shoplifting any nuclear powered electricity
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He’s a 10 in inches but with the ruler buried in his butt
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He’s a 10 in inches but with the ruler buried in his butt
If you’re worried that the cops might use your face to unlock your phone just delete the Face ID altogether and redo it using your butthole instead
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you’re worried that the cops might use your face to unlock your phone just delete the Face ID altogether and redo it using your butthole instead
There’s always one asshole at the Black Sabbath concert saying shit like, “I doubt they’re gonna be better than the nitty-gritty dirt band. I’ve seen the nitty-gritty dirt band 78 times. They’re professionals. I don’t think anybody puts on a better show than the nitty-gritty dirt band.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There’s always one asshole at the Black Sabbath concert saying shit like, “I doubt they’re gonna be better than the nitty-gritty dirt band. I’ve seen the nitty-gritty dirt band 78 times. They’re professionals. I don’t think anybody puts on a better show than the nitty-gritty dirt band.”
Fricasseed possum this year
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fricasseed possum this year
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(olivia newton-john voice) let’s take edibles, edibles
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
(olivia newton-john voice) let’s take edibles, edibles
Nothing venture-capitaled, nothing ill-gotten gained
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Nothing venture-capitaled, nothing ill-gotten gained
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*sigh* i miss old bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
*sigh* i miss old bluesky
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The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT WHEN I CALL YOUR SISTER “ASSTASTIC” THEN WRITE OUT THESE CHRISTMAS CARDS YOURSELF
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT WHEN I CALL YOUR SISTER “ASSTASTIC” THEN WRITE OUT THESE CHRISTMAS CARDS YOURSELF
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Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs
👏👏WIPERS!
👏👏WIPERS!
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs
👏👏WIPERS!
👏👏WIPERS!
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
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Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
That’s the letter U and the numeral two.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That’s the letter U and the numeral two.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
Harry Potter and the Very Loud Wet Public Fart
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Harry Potter and the Very Loud Wet Public Fart
Have you tried being even more slothful and lazy
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Have you tried being even more slothful and lazy
Not nearly enough e-girls named Estelle and that’s really sad
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Not nearly enough e-girls named Estelle and that’s really sad
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Shocking, because people in the internet are so smart
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Shocking, because people in the internet are so smart
Hey how ya doin so anyway I bought this car tape deck at the old Walmart that’s now a farm store back in 1988 and I think it was $45 back then but I don’t have a receipt and that’d be about $120 today yeah so I’ll take that in cash please
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey how ya doin so anyway I bought this car tape deck at the old Walmart that’s now a farm store back in 1988 and I think it was $45 back then but I don’t have a receipt and that’d be about $120 today yeah so I’ll take that in cash please
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My 9,900 follower gets a Little Debbie Christmas tree cake that I may have accidentally sat on, if you're into that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My 9,900 follower gets a Little Debbie Christmas tree cake that I may have accidentally sat on, if you're into that.