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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · Feb 21

🔫 Let me take you out for breakfast.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 5h

the internet is rotting like a peach in a hot car and we’re all licking the juice

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 5h

Playing a gig at the nursing home with my Warrant tribute band and we close the set with SHES MY RHUBARB PIE

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 6h

Remember when we were all talking about Jamie Lee Curtis’s tits a month ago and now all our smart tv algorithms are suggesting 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 7h

I’m always tired as fuck by 10:30 pm. I could never be a werewolf so please don’t bite me if you are one. I mean, I would allow licking, but we both know that’s just going to lead to other things.

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 7h

I always get the Gen Z stare when I ask them why they don’t have any rutabagas on the menu

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 7h

I don't know what swipes do or mean.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t mind living to be 85 if it means I can grill my own steaks on my own grill on my own patio behind my own house drinking my own beer until my final breath

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 7h

I’m chill as fuck man now will you let me get back to cleaning my shotgun please

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 7h

I have never been disappointed by a Bully album

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Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social · 14h

Big ol truck riding my ass on the way home from church like he knows my kink

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 1d

They should have allowed me to buy tick tock. I would have allowed tits

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 1d

When that suspected alien spacecraft gets here a month from now I hope that two crew members exit and one is shaped like a finger and the other is shaped like a vagina

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 2d

Typical conversation between Blinky and Blinky Jr.:

Me: You suck

Her: You swallow

Me: I shoulda

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 2d

If they don't let you baby bird their spunk in their mouth after a blowjob, are they really the one?

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes the stripper really does like you

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 1d

You can eat the middle out of my cinnamon roll if you wanna

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/BHGJEdjCoeU?...

Spinal Tap - Backstage/Mini-Bread catastrophe

YouTube video by Mark Jennings

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 2d

I got bully on the record player so stfu

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A Love Profound by Bully on Apple Music

Song · 2023 · Duration 4:05

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 2d

I'm trying my best!!

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 2d

I gotta be honest, I was a little disappointed in the low quality finger sandwiches at last night’s antifa meeting

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3d

No, you cannot have my number. For then you might call my number.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 5d

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 4d

It was originally called 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘛𝘰 𝘉𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘺, but when they moved to the city and changed up their entire image, so did the song

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