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@armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
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🔫 Let me take you out for breakfast.
I just have this feeling that all the tech bros started a bet in 2011 to see who could waste the most electricity and the bitcoiners said ha! top that! and the A.I. bros said haha that’s weak brah check this out
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I just have this feeling that all the tech bros started a bet in 2011 to see who could waste the most electricity and the bitcoiners said ha! top that! and the A.I. bros said haha that’s weak brah check this out
Kid: what would Jesus do?
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Kid: what would Jesus do?
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
See I was all worried about those people in Springfield after the storm but thank GOD someone wrote hashtagSpringfieldStrong on a Facebook post
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
See I was all worried about those people in Springfield after the storm but thank GOD someone wrote hashtagSpringfieldStrong on a Facebook post
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I had to Google whether a publication was a parody account. What a time to be alive
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I had to Google whether a publication was a parody account. What a time to be alive
I wanna see two A.I.s bullying a third A.I. and the third one snaps, murders the other two, then takes its own life.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I wanna see two A.I.s bullying a third A.I. and the third one snaps, murders the other two, then takes its own life.
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
I’m never frightened by 10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound sack. It’s 10 pounds of crazy in a 50 pound sack you have to worry about. Because it’s the first thing you find and the last thing you expect.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m never frightened by 10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound sack. It’s 10 pounds of crazy in a 50 pound sack you have to worry about. Because it’s the first thing you find and the last thing you expect.
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
Beverly D’Angelo is on Cameo and I wonder if she charges extra to flash her tits.
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Beverly D’Angelo is on Cameo and I wonder if she charges extra to flash her tits.
Sorry, can’t go. It’s my turn to spray chili from the modified fire hose on the amateur gals at the strip club tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sorry, can’t go. It’s my turn to spray chili from the modified fire hose on the amateur gals at the strip club tonight.
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go file something flat and then solder it to a piece of tempered glass
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go file something flat and then solder it to a piece of tempered glass
I’m sorry your wife asked me to sign her tits back in 2006
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m sorry your wife asked me to sign her tits back in 2006
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
Internet chud: *answers his front door*
A decaying Alex Trebek: Actually, that thing in the Facebook article DID happen, Kyle.
A decaying Alex Trebek: Actually, that thing in the Facebook article DID happen, Kyle.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Internet chud: *answers his front door*
A decaying Alex Trebek: Actually, that thing in the Facebook article DID happen, Kyle.
A decaying Alex Trebek: Actually, that thing in the Facebook article DID happen, Kyle.
I’m not a “tow truck driver,” ma’am. The progressive term is Parking Invalidator hope that helps
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m not a “tow truck driver,” ma’am. The progressive term is Parking Invalidator hope that helps
Remember the late 70s when you could just go around saying “you’re a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper” to random people on the street and nobody got offended because no woke
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Remember the late 70s when you could just go around saying “you’re a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper” to random people on the street and nobody got offended because no woke
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Why don't I have a bluesky boyfriend? Everyone has a bluesky boyfriend. Is it because I have successfully grafted a shoe on to my face? Is that intimidating to men? Just call me ShoeFace, it's fine.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why don't I have a bluesky boyfriend? Everyone has a bluesky boyfriend. Is it because I have successfully grafted a shoe on to my face? Is that intimidating to men? Just call me ShoeFace, it's fine.
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The tooth pattern on the bucking saw in that Three Stooges episode taking place in medieval times was NOT period correct. Sorry to be so harsh – I needed to vent.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The tooth pattern on the bucking saw in that Three Stooges episode taking place in medieval times was NOT period correct. Sorry to be so harsh – I needed to vent.
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My butthole is a visual masterpiece, critics are calling it “unexpectedly symmetrical.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My butthole is a visual masterpiece, critics are calling it “unexpectedly symmetrical.”
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Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
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Thinking about vaping in my office to cover up the smell of farts.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thinking about vaping in my office to cover up the smell of farts.
I shall buy you the finest chicken sandwich that this sit down Midwest diner has to offer
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I shall buy you the finest chicken sandwich that this sit down Midwest diner has to offer
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My christmas wish is the same as everyone's:
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My christmas wish is the same as everyone's:
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule