Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
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4slars.bsky.social
Unless the bird is playing the fucking piano, I don't want music layered over bird videos.
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anna-molly.bsky.social
I’m just a Bluesky dirtbag, Baby
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flamby666.bsky.social
babies are cute bc if they weren't they'd be left in the woods a lot more often
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overlooked237.bsky.social
🎶i’m all out of blood, i’m so lost without you🎶

-vampires, probably
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dly.bsky.social
I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries
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brontelee.bsky.social
nobody panic but that is a tiny cygnet riding on the back of the adult swan!!!!!!!!!!!
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dumbbeezie.bsky.social
I miss when clowns were going around terrorizing people, that seems like lighthearted fun now
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.
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nursebrianrn.bsky.social
in life there are essentially two options:
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
[at a seance to contact the spirit of the evil woman who cursed me before she died and keeps trying to drag my soul into hell] idk.. still kinda seems like a scam
4slars.bsky.social
I love them. They are so sweet.
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leo-in-merimbula.bsky.social
Australian King Parrot posing for a portrait in my backyard. #birds #WildOz
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clowndro.bsky.social
It's amazing what you can accomplish in life when you're given no other choice
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jakevig.bsky.social
Remember, if someone likes something that you don't happen to like, it means that they are attacking you and taking something important away from you, so you have to make sure to tear down the thing that they like. There really is no other option, like letting them enjoy what they like.
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flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Nothing screams self-awareness like pretending you’re fine while quietly googling the time difference and hating how much you care.
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jakevig.bsky.social
My primary way of getting around is traipsing.
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lightblanket.bsky.social
I only save posts for my lawsuits
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
Trying to live a life just unsettling enough to warrant a second autopsy.
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soundwave187.bsky.social
If you ever meet a werewolf, offer them chapstick or hand sanitizer. They'll decline, of course, dirty things, & then you can use them. Why? So you can sneak a little under your nose & they won't suspect a thing. You're welcome.
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tnrefugee.bsky.social
I hope they’re working overtime at the bootstrap factory.
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robocop1987.bsky.social
Roger, 154. Backup unavailable.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
guy from Louisiana: hey. how y’all doing? how’s bayou ?

me: what
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
I could die from embarrassment if I hadn’t already died inside like twelve times already.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
What with my most recent playlists,my phone won’t charge now unless there’s a Lexapro in the port.