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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
· Dec 21
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I'd like a handful of those little soy sauce packets.
Sincerely, LaLa
For Christmas I'd like a handful of those little soy sauce packets.
Sincerely, LaLa
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Clocks match a lot of things throughout a day, not just how you wave your arms for certain times. The day your tie was born, when your socks got married, the end of your drapes when you caught them up in another window. It's not coincidence.
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Clocks match a lot of things throughout a day, not just how you wave your arms for certain times. The day your tie was born, when your socks got married, the end of your drapes when you caught them up in another window. It's not coincidence.
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Me *looking at woodchipper*: Everything reminds me of her
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Me *looking at woodchipper*: Everything reminds me of her
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intercourse is when you bring food into the bedroom
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
intercourse is when you bring food into the bedroom
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Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
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My girl, she is too lubed up in egg sauce to hold.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My girl, she is too lubed up in egg sauce to hold.
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Her: We should get some food involved in the bedroom.
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Her: We should get some food involved in the bedroom.
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
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My soulmate is probably at a Tractor Supply in Montpelier, Idaho right now buying 50lbs of sheep dewormer while her dog, Bandit, who unironically wears a red bandana around his neck, waits in her pickup truck while the radio plays Tangled Up In Blue.
Or something.
Or something.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My soulmate is probably at a Tractor Supply in Montpelier, Idaho right now buying 50lbs of sheep dewormer while her dog, Bandit, who unironically wears a red bandana around his neck, waits in her pickup truck while the radio plays Tangled Up In Blue.
Or something.
Or something.
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Got tazed at the mall for shouting SLEIGH QUEEN at their Mrs Claus.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Got tazed at the mall for shouting SLEIGH QUEEN at their Mrs Claus.
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We don’t agree on much, but I think we can all agree on the way Johnny Cash sang oooooooo in Ring of Fire
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We don’t agree on much, but I think we can all agree on the way Johnny Cash sang oooooooo in Ring of Fire
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Phone doesn't recognize your greasy fingerprint you disgusting piece of filth.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Phone doesn't recognize your greasy fingerprint you disgusting piece of filth.
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Yous have become family to me and fam is my favorite thing. Next year I know my Ma will let yous come to my birthday party if I ask her
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yous have become family to me and fam is my favorite thing. Next year I know my Ma will let yous come to my birthday party if I ask her
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Hittin red lights used to piss me off. Then I started realizing well maybe The Power That Be reserved for us this time to rock the fuck out.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hittin red lights used to piss me off. Then I started realizing well maybe The Power That Be reserved for us this time to rock the fuck out.
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Sing Starry Starry Night to me, you piece of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sing Starry Starry Night to me, you piece of shit.
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no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying
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I'm just here to make you imagine something weird involuntarily, that's all.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm just here to make you imagine something weird involuntarily, that's all.
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One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
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three member rap crew called the trill-og’s
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
three member rap crew called the trill-og’s
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There are two owls outside my window a-hooty-hootin' their affections, so at least somebody's gettin' laid by Christmas.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
There are two owls outside my window a-hooty-hootin' their affections, so at least somebody's gettin' laid by Christmas.
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Looking up at everything is what it takes to make it alright. Research is good for it in the literary sense if your searches like to read, but everything would rather see a question watch a bird than type itself. I asked a bird, an everything, an internet
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Looking up at everything is what it takes to make it alright. Research is good for it in the literary sense if your searches like to read, but everything would rather see a question watch a bird than type itself. I asked a bird, an everything, an internet
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Ok we decided to see if we can live on love tomorrow for old times sake
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ok we decided to see if we can live on love tomorrow for old times sake
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keep me posted*
*please repost all my dumb jokes
*please repost all my dumb jokes
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
keep me posted*
*please repost all my dumb jokes
*please repost all my dumb jokes
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You don't have to be a vampire to hate on sunlight, you could just be so many drops of open-minded your kinks are dilated
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You don't have to be a vampire to hate on sunlight, you could just be so many drops of open-minded your kinks are dilated
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Grand mal leisure suit.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Grand mal leisure suit.
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Maybe they’re just trying to escape zombies
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Maybe they’re just trying to escape zombies
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There's an artistic representation of each moment in an endless museum, a heist of your stolen kiss under the moon has been reported. We don't usually cover sexy ice sculptures but luckily for you replicas of it sure outsexy our insurance memories
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
There's an artistic representation of each moment in an endless museum, a heist of your stolen kiss under the moon has been reported. We don't usually cover sexy ice sculptures but luckily for you replicas of it sure outsexy our insurance memories