lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
I like love corned beef hash
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
· Dec 21
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I'd like a handful of those little soy sauce packets.
Sincerely, LaLa
For Christmas I'd like a handful of those little soy sauce packets.
Sincerely, LaLa
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If I wanted euphoria I'd vibrate at a higher frequency but clearly I'm sitting as still as possible thinking about the last time I was truly helping lighter worlds crowdsurf in a mosh pit
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If I wanted euphoria I'd vibrate at a higher frequency but clearly I'm sitting as still as possible thinking about the last time I was truly helping lighter worlds crowdsurf in a mosh pit
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Bringer of rainbows…
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bringer of rainbows…
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All I want for Christmas is a manwich and maybe eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
All I want for Christmas is a manwich and maybe eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
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Put your noodles in my broth.
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Put your noodles in my broth.
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kentucky fried chicken peace prize
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
kentucky fried chicken peace prize
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You can smear icing on your face and dip it in sprinkles if you wanna. You deserve the sweet little cookie treatment too.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You can smear icing on your face and dip it in sprinkles if you wanna. You deserve the sweet little cookie treatment too.
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Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
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breakfast: chili cheese danish
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
breakfast: chili cheese danish
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Fancy up a mini skeet by stabbing it with a toothpick that has fun little frills on top
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fancy up a mini skeet by stabbing it with a toothpick that has fun little frills on top
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Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
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the moral of the story? give up
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
the moral of the story? give up
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I won't tell anyone when it is my destiny to deliver lampshades by parachute but there will be a precise guidance system to land them on heads of those found to be out of control party guests at heart
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I won't tell anyone when it is my destiny to deliver lampshades by parachute but there will be a precise guidance system to land them on heads of those found to be out of control party guests at heart
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Everything is enquirer now
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Everything is enquirer now
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Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
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A Life Alert necklace but for when I need a Slim Jim.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A Life Alert necklace but for when I need a Slim Jim.
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pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
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Pulling a report that will confirm if you are a little bitch or not.
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Pulling a report that will confirm if you are a little bitch or not.
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I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
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just another day in the polar vortex
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
just another day in the polar vortex
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Finally received the results of my marine biology exam. I got a sea. *catapults phone into the sun
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Finally received the results of my marine biology exam. I got a sea. *catapults phone into the sun
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Not sure we'll hang up Christmas lights this year. Maybe I'll invite the neighbors over to watch the sparks as I saw up old pallets
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Not sure we'll hang up Christmas lights this year. Maybe I'll invite the neighbors over to watch the sparks as I saw up old pallets
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Phone calls shouldn't be harrowing but alas, brain broken.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Phone calls shouldn't be harrowing but alas, brain broken.