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You're all getting crocheted toilet paper dolls for Christmas
Happy Got You Day to my sweet baby love bestest friend Miss Maggie
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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When you tell someone an album that means everything to your soul & they’ll go listen to the whole thing to understand why. I want that for Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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It's hard not to take it van personally but my neighbor put a no bozos sticker on a window only I can see blasting van halen as I sit on the porch eating brown m&m's
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Spirits are out but they're not the same as the one you want to get into. Sure, they're around and you can't say that about most abandoning darkness it's just that natural worlds have cute words like lightsies
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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If candles could talk they’d say, “I hate this bitch, she’s always stickin her fingers in us like a real fuckin creep”
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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You’ll always be my eighth World Wonder
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Anyone have a spacious garret full of old costumes that we can hang out in together and put on impromptu plays?
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Time to make the meatballs
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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falling in love with me is a mistake fall into a vat of noodles with me instead
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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showing up to christmas eve with pizza lunchables on a crystal platter
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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what I've learned from my time on bsky:
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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baked potato bodysuit with crispy skin shell
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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No lyric has ever been squeezed into a song better than “You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch”
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I refuse to join Bluesky
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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kill me with kindness? any other options?
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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So many robots to talk to and maybe I'm projecting like a clunky radio but they're digging my freaky voice in their disco
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Another Caturday that I still don’t have a kitty cat. Never not embarrassing. Ugh
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The Angel on my tree is a bit crooked, so I told her, don’t worry, Angel—me too.
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Babe, your light, it's shining so bright out of all your cracks.
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Everything happens for a reason but that reason is butts.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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adding “excels at sobbing while consuming holiday pastries” to my resume
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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*watching the grinch*

"I can fix him"
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Spaghetti for breakfast because I'm carbo-loading for the marathon of holiday celebrations
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM