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@jordangerous.bsky.social

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I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · Oct 19

Person: So, how would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally, I guess.

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 12h

Same 🫂

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 15h

I’m judgmental about weird and innocuous things. Like if you can’t parallel park your car on the first attempt, I will lose nearly all respect for you.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16h

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 15h

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17h

i’m suing jd vance for causing my tubes to tie themselves

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 17h

filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17h

me, during turbulence on a flight: omg i think we’re gonna crash aaaarrrrggghhh !!

also me: i’ll have the goldfish crackers. and the plantains. thanks

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 17h

when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 17h

You can be discontent in any season. I don’t give a fuck what Richard III says.

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 22h

The complete package

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 22h

What’s that, Sonny?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Flavored Seltzer: What If Bubbly Water Had Just Enough Of A Shadow Of Flavor To Annoy You?™️

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh! Coasters!

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

There is an “L” in Milwaukee, but only technically speaking.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

The title means born in suffering/pain, which is about right for my fellow yugos

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

Next question is do you have a life, job, or common sense? And I’ll follloe that up with if you spent like thirty seconds reviewing my profile, you’d see I’m the further thing from a pickme, in fact, you’re a pickme for other Swift loons. Have a nice life!