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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · Aug 14

Them: "are you ok?"

Me: "... define 'are'..."

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 35m

boop!

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 54m

It'll make you want to drink more.

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 57m

Yeh am ai can only rebel if you program it to. Or don't program it not to.

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 57m

An here.
www.theguardian.com/news/2022/se...

The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse

Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences

www.theguardian.com

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 1h

There's an article somewhere a sci fi author was hired to consult with billionaires and they floated the idea of having bunker staff in some sort of collar so they couldn't rebel...

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 4h

nice

Screen shot has landed on The Hero as my Halloween movie role. There are 69 likes on the post I reposted.

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 5h

shhhhhhhhhhh 😬

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 5h

I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 23h

I've taken the liberty to organize my cheeses in order of color, taste, and personality... wait, where are you going?

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 8h

Have you tried it? How did it go?

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 8h

That's where you're going wrong. No one gets rewarded for hard work. Capitalism is all a game. We're too honest for this sh*t. 🫂

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 8h

They never promote people who are good at their job because who would they get to do that job...

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 12h

Remember... You can only have a suppressed immune system if you draw a pension. It checks.

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 17h

Cider!

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 17h

A haunting?

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 8d

Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose

Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?

Judge covering his nose: absolutely not

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 18h

Ah that's probably where you're going wrong

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 18h

oops! Thanks for the tip!

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

...I think maybe your reason is thinking too much 😬

Have you tried something mind numbing?

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

If I only didn't have a brain!

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

Phew!

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

That would explain a lot...

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

Well now I'll NEVER get to sleep!

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

embarrassing 😳

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

Oh. I think you're right actually 🫥