GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🍂
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I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭
"is this still available?"...."*complete silence*"
People on Freecycle 🤝 My ex
People on Freecycle 🤝 My ex
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"is this still available?"...."*complete silence*"
People on Freecycle 🤝 My ex
People on Freecycle 🤝 My ex
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just saw a caníbal eating with chopsticks like it’s rawmen
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
just saw a caníbal eating with chopsticks like it’s rawmen
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’d like to look into.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’d like to look into.
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Rocking back and forth in the fetal position really works your core
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Rocking back and forth in the fetal position really works your core
More like Nah NO tape!!! 😡
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
More like Nah NO tape!!! 😡
These old people can get a lifetime mortgage that leverages the equity in the home without them having to sell or move. Solved it.
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
These old people can get a lifetime mortgage that leverages the equity in the home without them having to sell or move. Solved it.
Serious question, how are we brown folk supposed to integrate when whenever we're sunny and friendly, people shudder and turn away muttering "oh no. Oh no no no no no. No no no no no"
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Serious question, how are we brown folk supposed to integrate when whenever we're sunny and friendly, people shudder and turn away muttering "oh no. Oh no no no no no. No no no no no"
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Why does a can of condensed milk come as 397ml?
Good morning.
Good morning.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Why does a can of condensed milk come as 397ml?
Good morning.
Good morning.
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HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
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A Russian blue cat probably utters a Moscow mewl.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A Russian blue cat probably utters a Moscow mewl.
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hunting* and gathering**
*posting
**notifications
*posting
**notifications
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hunting* and gathering**
*posting
**notifications
*posting
**notifications
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Is he wearing a smaller pair of shoes inside the huge pair? How do they stay on, was he shuffling like a 5 year old in adult shoes? So many questions
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Is he wearing a smaller pair of shoes inside the huge pair? How do they stay on, was he shuffling like a 5 year old in adult shoes? So many questions
... Who is making you dress like this?
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
... Who is making you dress like this?
Eeeek!! Look who joined the grown ups!! 🤓
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Eeeek!! Look who joined the grown ups!! 🤓
This is exactly how I got my puppy therapy spot before everyone else. Don't tell the cyber security experts though 🤫
I mean it is objectively hilarious that the media and government are trying to hype the OBR leak as a cybersecurity thing
When any digital manager at a large institution could tell you in about ten minutes.
Less if I knew what CMS it was.
When any digital manager at a large institution could tell you in about ten minutes.
Less if I knew what CMS it was.
Being very "well, actually", and going just by www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... - my gut feeling is that it was working as designed... it just wasn't designed for these conditions.
You know this area well, is the investigation result likely to be published?
You know this area well, is the investigation result likely to be published?
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is exactly how I got my puppy therapy spot before everyone else. Don't tell the cyber security experts though 🤫
Everything Hurts, Thursday Edition.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Everything Hurts, Thursday Edition.
I would never subskeet
what's a subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I would never subskeet
Can anyone tell me what he's talking about?
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can anyone tell me what he's talking about?
*hanging off the side of a cliff while the bad guy gets away with your ride and is about to commit crimes or something*
LinkedIn learning: is now a good time?
LinkedIn learning: is now a good time?
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
*hanging off the side of a cliff while the bad guy gets away with your ride and is about to commit crimes or something*
LinkedIn learning: is now a good time?
LinkedIn learning: is now a good time?
Omg omg omg huge news!
*looks around for someone I can tell without them feeling like I'm personally attacking them*
Oh. Never mind
*looks around for someone I can tell without them feeling like I'm personally attacking them*
Oh. Never mind
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Omg omg omg huge news!
*looks around for someone I can tell without them feeling like I'm personally attacking them*
Oh. Never mind
*looks around for someone I can tell without them feeling like I'm personally attacking them*
Oh. Never mind
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delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
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my proposal, here's how I'd sock a bike
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
my proposal, here's how I'd sock a bike
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A tiny sock for each toe was a choice.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A tiny sock for each toe was a choice.
The millennial experience 😔
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The millennial experience 😔
I respected your wishes, effed off and stopped bothering you. pls respond 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I respected your wishes, effed off and stopped bothering you. pls respond 🥺