Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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Duran Duran - Ordinary World (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO
youtu.be
CW: loss of parent Yesterday at 3:35pm my mom passed away. My dad and I were with her. No way to fit how wonderful she was in a post. Intelligent, funny, loving, giving, patient, on and on. It was so sad to see her cognitive and physical decline and know we couldn't 1/
youtu.be/FqIACCH20JU?...
youtu.be/FqIACCH20JU?...
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Worst thing about being married to a werewolf is wandering around in the dark with dog treats because he won't come back in after peeing at 3am.
May 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Worst thing about being married to a werewolf is wandering around in the dark with dog treats because he won't come back in after peeing at 3am.
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The only thing that gave Carl solace at the end was that no one would know how he died. Unfortunately, he forgot about the timer on the camera.
March 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The only thing that gave Carl solace at the end was that no one would know how he died. Unfortunately, he forgot about the timer on the camera.
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Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
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don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
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I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
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no words they should have sent a poet
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
no words they should have sent a poet
Even though we feel the loss of mom deeply we are celebrating. Gratitude for the 89 years of life she had & time we had w/ her. Gratitude for being able to be together. Put up some wreaths & Ryan (helps out dad) put some lights out last night. We are going to get the tree & more lights up tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Even though we feel the loss of mom deeply we are celebrating. Gratitude for the 89 years of life she had & time we had w/ her. Gratitude for being able to be together. Put up some wreaths & Ryan (helps out dad) put some lights out last night. We are going to get the tree & more lights up tomorrow
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Grandson: Look what I can do!!
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Grandson: Look what I can do!!
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
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Friend: You're just paranoid. There isn't a turkey stalking you.
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Friend: You're just paranoid. There isn't a turkey stalking you.
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
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I’m the only person on this site that no one has blocked.
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m the only person on this site that no one has blocked.
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If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
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Me, trying to read jokes on Bluesky while avoiding seeing the news...
a close up of a person 's face with a white light shining on it
Alt: A close-up of a person's face peeking up from the bottom of the screen.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me, trying to read jokes on Bluesky while avoiding seeing the news...
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
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Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
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Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
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"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
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By not easing my car into the intersection before the light turned green, I have thrown the entire day's critical schedule of the driver behind me into total chaos.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
By not easing my car into the intersection before the light turned green, I have thrown the entire day's critical schedule of the driver behind me into total chaos.
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking