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Crockett Houghton

@crocketthoughton.com

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · May 1

"...The movie had a sweaty quality to it; everything was just hot and uncomfortable, even the actors. In most movies, you want your stars to look their best, but here it really felt like they were all in need of long, cold showers and a trip to the local spa..."

Read my article for Daily Dead:

Celebrating 2003's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE - Daily Dead

If there was a horror movie remake scales of justice, it would be tipping heavily toward the side reading “FAILURE.” Most of the time, the film being revisited is a classic and really begs the questio...

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Thank you!

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Bro, eww.

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🙏🏻

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I love this

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(The sound of retreating footsteps)

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(Hisses)

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 7h

People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 7h

Thank you, brother!

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That’s a good place to stop lol

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😂💚

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Beautiful

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I love that

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 19h

Congrats!

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

We are OB. (Original Bluesky)

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

Cake is here: bsky.app/profile/roxi...

Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

Sitting in bed eating wedding cake with my husband while we look at photos from yesterday.

couple selfies of Roxi and Crockett on their wedding day, Roxi holding a bouquet, Crockett wearing a black suit jacket, Roxi wearing a pink dress with ring visible

Four different images showing the goat cheese, beet and spinach salad, Roxi's labubus in wedding clothes next to the wedding cake, Roxi's labubus near chocolate cupcakes, and a dinner plate with asparagus, mashed poatoes and roast beef with gravy on top

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

Yessssss. Great film

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Life & borders lol

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

So much cheese, so little time.

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🙏🏻💚

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

Thank you, sir!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3d

Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 1d

Married her yesterday.

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · Dec 29

I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

😂 Good 💚

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

Smooches and whatnot. We have to stop being disgusting on the internet but also, it is bringing me joy lmao

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22h

I met my husband on Twitter when I began posting years ago. The first time we talked, he was messaging me to say he'd been wrongly accused of stealing one of my jokes. We agreed his joke was different enough. But in a way... the person who said he stole my lemon joke is responsible for my marriage.

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