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Crockett Houghton
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Horror writer. Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic.
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Volume one lived up to my expectations and more. So much happened in those 4.5 hours, it was pretty unbelievable.

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What have you thought about the final season of Stranger Things so far? We can tell you what we thought. We're returning to Hawkins in @crocketthoughton.com's new review of Stranger Things - Season 5, Volume 1. Read it now on Fright About Now. 👻📽️

www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
STRANGER THINGS VOLUME 1: WE ARE SO BACK, BABY
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“As things stand now, I am going to be a writer. I'm not sure that I'm going to be a good one or even a self-supporting one, but until the dark thumb of fate presses me to the dust and says 'you are nothing', I will be a writer.”

-Hunter S. Thompson
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Kids these days will never understand the importance of waking up first on a Saturday morning.
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Steven Spielberg's mysterious UFO movie finally reveals itself. Watch the first teaser for DISCLOSURE DAY within.

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Steven Spielberg's Mysterious UFO Movie Finally Reveals Itself
Steven Spielberg's mysterious UFO movie finally reveals itself. Watch the first teaser for DISCLOSURE DAY within.
www.fangoria.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I know most people tune this stuff out but there are 4 different people who I know personally (who do not know each other) who are seriously ill and/or hospitalized right now due to COVID or Long COVID related issues. Protect your health. Protect your family. Mask up this holiday season.
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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(leaving a yelp review after getting my ass kicked six or seven times during a single meal at the fancy restaurant) The bread was honestly fantastic
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kids these days will never understand the importance of waking up first on a Saturday morning.
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Christmas was invented by Steve Christmas, who loved presents.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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A relative of mine with a master's degree just gave my mother COVID and told her that it wasn't a big deal that they were both infected because they can just go get the vaccine... This is not how any of this works. This is not how it has ever worked. You need to be vaccinated -before- you get sick.
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Maybe I’m just late to the party but I hadn’t seen anyone talking about Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix. I’m three episodes in and this is an incredible story with beautiful animation. Definitely check it out.
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Spending the holiday season cuddling with my husband watching Christmas horror movies while we cough and sneeze and pass tissues back and forth... but the real holiday horror is how we both have to drink Buckley's cough syrup.
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I’m in Canada and I finally had a reason to try Buckley’s cough syrup. Their slogan is “it tastes awful and it works.” After I swallowed, I thought it wasn’t that bad but ladies and gentlemen… it BUILDS. Buckley’s has LAYERS. It LINGERS. Definitely truth in advertising.
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m in Canada and I finally had a reason to try Buckley’s cough syrup. Their slogan is “it tastes awful and it works.” After I swallowed, I thought it wasn’t that bad but ladies and gentlemen… it BUILDS. Buckley’s has LAYERS. It LINGERS. Definitely truth in advertising.
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I wanted to speak to my dead dad so I did it the old fashioned way & paid a psychic medium. She knew things that an AI bot could never have known & it gave me the closure that I needed to be able to let go of the anger I was carrying. Using an AI bot like this- would have just prolonged my grief.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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If Taco Bell doesn’t launch a ‘Live ChristMas’ ad campaign this holiday season, what are they even doing with their lives?
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
If Taco Bell doesn’t launch a ‘Live ChristMas’ ad campaign this holiday season, what are they even doing with their lives?
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
July 8, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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Dudes will comment "nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped" and then post a picture of a half eaten salad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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What have you thought about the final season of Stranger Things so far? We can tell you what we thought. We're returning to Hawkins in @crocketthoughton.com's new review of Stranger Things - Season 5, Volume 1. Read it now on Fright About Now. 👻📽️

www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
STRANGER THINGS VOLUME 1: WE ARE SO BACK, BABY
www.frightaboutnow.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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"Everyone just wants to put on a good show and get the business flowing again. Of course, this isn’t a normal night. The zombie apocalypse happens to put a damper on things..."

🌈📽️👻 Read more of @crocketthoughton.com's review of Queens of the Dead here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/queens-of-...
QUEENS OF THE DEAD: THE END OF THE WORLD IS A DRAG
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November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I'm not saying that you should read @crocketthoughton.com's review of Predator Badlands... Okay, that was a trick! One of my classic jests! That is exactly what I am saying. Go read the review now on Fright About Now. 👻📽️

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PREDATOR BADLANDS: JUST HEAR ME OUT
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November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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in her defense, it’s one of the more comfortable remotes that we have in the household
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM