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Crockett Houghton
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Horror writer. Rotten Tomatoes approved critic. #filmsky | #horrorsky | https://crocketthoughton.com
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"...The movie had a sweaty quality to it; everything was just hot and uncomfortable, even the actors. In most movies, you want your stars to look their best, but here it really felt like they were all in need of long, cold showers and a trip to the local spa..."

Read my article for Daily Dead:
Celebrating 2003's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE - Daily Dead
If there was a horror movie remake scales of justice, it would be tipping heavily toward the side reading “FAILURE.” Most of the time, the film being revisited is a classic and really begs the questio...
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(The sound of retreating footsteps)
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People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.
That’s a good place to stop lol
We are OB. (Original Bluesky)
Sitting in bed eating wedding cake with my husband while we look at photos from yesterday.
So much cheese, so little time.
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Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
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Married her yesterday.
I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.
Smooches and whatnot. We have to stop being disgusting on the internet but also, it is bringing me joy lmao
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I met my husband on Twitter when I began posting years ago. The first time we talked, he was messaging me to say he'd been wrongly accused of stealing one of my jokes. We agreed his joke was different enough. But in a way... the person who said he stole my lemon joke is responsible for my marriage.