Crockett Houghton
@crocketthoughton.com
Horror writer. Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic.
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FRANKENSTEIN: GOTHIC HORROR AT ITS FINEST
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"It’s unfortunate that lately 'a Netflix movie' means poor quality, but if anything, this movie proves that all it takes is a great filmmaker to make a great film..."
Follow @frightaboutnow.com then read my latest horror review. I finally tackled the monster- Frankenstein, that is. 👻📽️
Follow @frightaboutnow.com then read my latest horror review. I finally tackled the monster- Frankenstein, that is. 👻📽️
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I've always dreamed of becoming a skeleton that serves environmental storytelling purposes one day
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've always dreamed of becoming a skeleton that serves environmental storytelling purposes one day
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Whoever came up with the idea of “work on a Saturday” is not a nice person but whoever came along and decided that the first few hours of that day could be spent watching training videos was a genius. Shoutout to big brains.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Whoever came up with the idea of “work on a Saturday” is not a nice person but whoever came along and decided that the first few hours of that day could be spent watching training videos was a genius. Shoutout to big brains.
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Shelby Oaks: The Good, The Bad, The Other Parts Also... A review by @crocketthoughton.com. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/shelby-oak...
SHELBY OAKS: AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAYS?
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November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Shelby Oaks: The Good, The Bad, The Other Parts Also... A review by @crocketthoughton.com. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/shelby-oak...
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Can horror movies be so bad that they are actually good again? @crocketthoughton.com discusses that here in his review of The Strangers: Chapter 2! 👻📽️
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THE STRANGERS - CHAPTER 2: KIND OF A BOAR
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November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Can horror movies be so bad that they are actually good again? @crocketthoughton.com discusses that here in his review of The Strangers: Chapter 2! 👻📽️
www.frightaboutnow.com/p/the-strang...
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Ring, ring, ring... Quick! It's time to find out what @crocketthoughton.com thought about Black Phone 2. 👻📽️ Have you seen it? How do you think it compared to the first movie? Tell us your thoughts. www.frightaboutnow.com/p/black-phon...
BLACK PHONE 2: A WORTHY SEQUEL?
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November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ring, ring, ring... Quick! It's time to find out what @crocketthoughton.com thought about Black Phone 2. 👻📽️ Have you seen it? How do you think it compared to the first movie? Tell us your thoughts. www.frightaboutnow.com/p/black-phon...
Whoever came up with the idea of “work on a Saturday” is not a nice person but whoever came along and decided that the first few hours of that day could be spent watching training videos was a genius. Shoutout to big brains.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Whoever came up with the idea of “work on a Saturday” is not a nice person but whoever came along and decided that the first few hours of that day could be spent watching training videos was a genius. Shoutout to big brains.
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A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
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A horror movie where you are trying to remember what the name of a specific song is but you can only remember part of the words and every time, you put the words into Google, it tells you that it's a song by Katy Perry but the song in your head is NOT a song by Katy Perry.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A horror movie where you are trying to remember what the name of a specific song is but you can only remember part of the words and every time, you put the words into Google, it tells you that it's a song by Katy Perry but the song in your head is NOT a song by Katy Perry.
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FRIEND: Are you busy tonight?
ME: [planning to advertise the drawing I made of my Neopet on Neopets to the 4 people that still play the game so that I can get a little gold trophy] yes
ME: [planning to advertise the drawing I made of my Neopet on Neopets to the 4 people that still play the game so that I can get a little gold trophy] yes
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
FRIEND: Are you busy tonight?
ME: [planning to advertise the drawing I made of my Neopet on Neopets to the 4 people that still play the game so that I can get a little gold trophy] yes
ME: [planning to advertise the drawing I made of my Neopet on Neopets to the 4 people that still play the game so that I can get a little gold trophy] yes
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I love horror but the scariest TV show that I've ever seen is Caillou. That kid is hiding something.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I love horror but the scariest TV show that I've ever seen is Caillou. That kid is hiding something.
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this is how people reacted when they first introduced stuff crust pizza
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
this is how people reacted when they first introduced stuff crust pizza
I love horror but the scariest TV show that I've ever seen is Caillou. That kid is hiding something.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I love horror but the scariest TV show that I've ever seen is Caillou. That kid is hiding something.
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If a demon ever decides to possess my body, I just hope it's considerate enough to make me vacuum and wash the dishes so that I can come back to a clean house once I am no longer being possessed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If a demon ever decides to possess my body, I just hope it's considerate enough to make me vacuum and wash the dishes so that I can come back to a clean house once I am no longer being possessed.
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"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
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My husband just told me that I need to try to remember to remind him to feed his Neopets. So yes, I married the perfect man.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My husband just told me that I need to try to remember to remind him to feed his Neopets. So yes, I married the perfect man.
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Get a partner you can be yourself with. Someone who accepts you for who you are, no matter what. Someone who loves all of the little qualities that make you different & doesn’t mind that you are raising an army of zombie lawn gnomes for the sole purpose of attacking your neighbors azalea bushes.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Get a partner you can be yourself with. Someone who accepts you for who you are, no matter what. Someone who loves all of the little qualities that make you different & doesn’t mind that you are raising an army of zombie lawn gnomes for the sole purpose of attacking your neighbors azalea bushes.
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Candy cane ice cream got randomly delivered with my grocery order and I was so ready to be mad at it because I was certain it was going to taste like toothpaste... but in a strange stroke of luck, it's actually really good which is almost more distressing to me than if it tasted like toothpaste.
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Candy cane ice cream got randomly delivered with my grocery order and I was so ready to be mad at it because I was certain it was going to taste like toothpaste... but in a strange stroke of luck, it's actually really good which is almost more distressing to me than if it tasted like toothpaste.
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In a way, reality has become much more like a horror movie lately. Everyone is on edge, no one really knows how things are going to go in the future and of course, the werewolves.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In a way, reality has become much more like a horror movie lately. Everyone is on edge, no one really knows how things are going to go in the future and of course, the werewolves.
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Not everything is going to be good. Read my latest @frightaboutnow.com review, for Shelby Oaks, & give us a follow. 👻🎥
Shelby Oaks: The Good, The Bad, The Other Parts Also... A review by @crocketthoughton.com. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/shelby-oak...
SHELBY OAKS: AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAYS?
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November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Not everything is going to be good. Read my latest @frightaboutnow.com review, for Shelby Oaks, & give us a follow. 👻🎥
Get a partner you can be yourself with. Someone who accepts you for who you are, no matter what. Someone who loves all of the little qualities that make you different & doesn’t mind that you are raising an army of zombie lawn gnomes for the sole purpose of attacking your neighbors azalea bushes.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Get a partner you can be yourself with. Someone who accepts you for who you are, no matter what. Someone who loves all of the little qualities that make you different & doesn’t mind that you are raising an army of zombie lawn gnomes for the sole purpose of attacking your neighbors azalea bushes.
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FYI: Scream king Justin Long, Jermaine Fowler and CM Punk star in NIGHT PATROL, Ryan Prows' vampire cop thriller hitting theaters early next year. Sink your fangs into the brand new trailer within.
Justin Long Goes On NIGHT PATROL In New Trailer For Vampire Cop Thriller
Scream king Justin Long, Jermaine Fowler and CM Punk star in NIGHT PATROL, Ryan Prows' vampire cop thriller hitting theaters early next year. Sink your fangs into the brand new trailer within.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
FYI: Scream king Justin Long, Jermaine Fowler and CM Punk star in NIGHT PATROL, Ryan Prows' vampire cop thriller hitting theaters early next year. Sink your fangs into the brand new trailer within.
Not everything is going to be good. Read my latest @frightaboutnow.com review, for Shelby Oaks, & give us a follow. 👻🎥
Shelby Oaks: The Good, The Bad, The Other Parts Also... A review by @crocketthoughton.com. 👻📽️ www.frightaboutnow.com/p/shelby-oak...
SHELBY OAKS: AS BAD AS EVERYONE SAYS?
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November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Not everything is going to be good. Read my latest @frightaboutnow.com review, for Shelby Oaks, & give us a follow. 👻🎥
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Star Wars’ star Daisy Ridley isn’t the only one with unfinished business in the new trailer for WE BURY THE DEAD; the dead are returning to life after a catastrophe.
Vertical will release the zombie movie from writer/director Zak Hilditch in theaters on January 2, 2026.
Vertical will release the zombie movie from writer/director Zak Hilditch in theaters on January 2, 2026.
‘We Bury the Dead’ Trailer Sends Daisy Ridley into Creepy Zombie Quarantine Zone
Star Wars’ star Daisy Ridley isn’t the only one with unfinished business in the new trailer for We Bury the Dead; the dead are returning to life in unusual ways. Vertical will release the zombie movie...
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November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Star Wars’ star Daisy Ridley isn’t the only one with unfinished business in the new trailer for WE BURY THE DEAD; the dead are returning to life after a catastrophe.
Vertical will release the zombie movie from writer/director Zak Hilditch in theaters on January 2, 2026.
Vertical will release the zombie movie from writer/director Zak Hilditch in theaters on January 2, 2026.
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sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging