Crockett Houghton
@crocketthoughton.com
Horror writer. Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic.
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I know, I haven't held up well. But yes, only 40
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I know, I haven't held up well. But yes, only 40
Jalapenos are my jam, you know this. I love them.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Jalapenos are my jam, you know this. I love them.
You can get it on Fandango at Home and Prime Video now. It’s so good.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You can get it on Fandango at Home and Prime Video now. It’s so good.
This movie was so fun.
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This movie was so fun.
I'm glad I have no idea what you're talking about.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm glad I have no idea what you're talking about.
Both amazing goals tbh
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Both amazing goals tbh
My handwriting is too bad to attempt anything at all like this, I wouldn't be able to transfer it later because I wouldn't have any idea what half or more of it said.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My handwriting is too bad to attempt anything at all like this, I wouldn't be able to transfer it later because I wouldn't have any idea what half or more of it said.
They really pulled a nice one
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They really pulled a nice one
When I first wrote this joke (before it was edited down) it ended with finding the room with the "sittin' on a toilet" lady.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When I first wrote this joke (before it was edited down) it ended with finding the room with the "sittin' on a toilet" lady.
I was so tired after that place
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I was so tired after that place
Everyone’s worst nightmare
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Everyone’s worst nightmare