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Roxi Horror 💀🌸

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Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 🌻 Toronto, ON

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Apr 26

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 23h

I went through two different airports yesterday and witnessed people actually masking. Some of them were even wearing them correctly.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

💜💜💜💜💜

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And I love yoooou

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💜💜💜💜💜

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Omg 💀

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🤣

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Okay valid

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Violet!

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I have acquired @crocketthoughton.bsky.social from the airport and dragged him back to my lair 💜

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🤣

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Ahhhh tysm 😭

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Hell yeah 💜💜💜

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she is not but thank you

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

At the airport with my beautiful perfect daughter waiting for her father to show up 🛩️

Roxi holding her lafufu who is dressed like a scene kid

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 8d

yeah but have you eaten ravioli about it

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

She is the funniest person alive imho

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I came to comment this

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

Happy birthday 💜

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5d

My freestyle dance moves keep predators at bay

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 4d

A brown and dark gray bunny wearing a pink cowboy hat with a silver star sits on a plush purple blanket.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

its like the old saying goes, if you dont get everything done in one day you should give up. its obviously not going to happen

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3d

Convince your neighbors you own a pet owl by yelling "has anyone seen my pet owl" through their letterbox at 4am

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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 3d

Honey, what if we watched all of Slayyyter’s music videos together??

painting of two cats holding hands, one drinking and one smoking, watching a music video of a blonde woman, an old man, and a guy dressed as a rabbit

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