Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
· Nov 15
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
The other day when I was out with @crocketthoughton.com, I got a blind box collectible but it ended up being one I didn't want. The one I -did- want was on display though. Crockett decided to ask the cashier if we could trade. She agreed. So yes, my husband is skilled in the art of negotiations.
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The other day when I was out with @crocketthoughton.com, I got a blind box collectible but it ended up being one I didn't want. The one I -did- want was on display though. Crockett decided to ask the cashier if we could trade. She agreed. So yes, my husband is skilled in the art of negotiations.
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They say that money can’t buy happiness but it can buy coffee and cheese and books and movie tickets. It can buy an inflatable adult-sized bouncy-house and a pizza with whatever you want on it. I hate to be a contrarian but it seems like maybe money can buy happiness.
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
They say that money can’t buy happiness but it can buy coffee and cheese and books and movie tickets. It can buy an inflatable adult-sized bouncy-house and a pizza with whatever you want on it. I hate to be a contrarian but it seems like maybe money can buy happiness.
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You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
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A ghost story, but not the scary kind 🩵
April 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A ghost story, but not the scary kind 🩵
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If I ever say that I “need to slip into something a little more comfortable” and I’m already wearing my Star Wars pajamas, I mean my Labubu onesie.
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If I ever say that I “need to slip into something a little more comfortable” and I’m already wearing my Star Wars pajamas, I mean my Labubu onesie.
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Happy Caturday from Hazel
January 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Happy Caturday from Hazel
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Nearly 2 million Canadians are of Chinese descent, many with family and friends across the Pacific.
As we renew this relationship, China has committed to soon allowing Canadians to visit without a visa.
As we renew this relationship, China has committed to soon allowing Canadians to visit without a visa.
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Nearly 2 million Canadians are of Chinese descent, many with family and friends across the Pacific.
As we renew this relationship, China has committed to soon allowing Canadians to visit without a visa.
As we renew this relationship, China has committed to soon allowing Canadians to visit without a visa.
[leaning over my sink eating cold leftover spaghetti at 4:30 AM] I'm sure today is going to be normal
January 17, 2026 at 9:38 AM
[leaning over my sink eating cold leftover spaghetti at 4:30 AM] I'm sure today is going to be normal
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I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
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Don’t tell me I need to drink more water, there’s water in coffee. I probably drink more water than you do.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Don’t tell me I need to drink more water, there’s water in coffee. I probably drink more water than you do.
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(jaws voice) we're gonna need a bigger emotional support doordash order
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
(jaws voice) we're gonna need a bigger emotional support doordash order
I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
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I hope 2026 is kind to us all
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I hope 2026 is kind to us all
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The reason you never see Tom Cruise in a horror movie is because he is the bar when it comes to film running. You would never see him completely eat it at a full sprint, the killer wouldn’t stand a chance.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The reason you never see Tom Cruise in a horror movie is because he is the bar when it comes to film running. You would never see him completely eat it at a full sprint, the killer wouldn’t stand a chance.
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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May I offer you a small painted chicken in these trying times
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
May I offer you a small painted chicken in these trying times
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As a writer, I find it difficult to articulate myself in a regular conversation. I end up confusing people or making the wrong point. If I need to make sense, I'm writing a text or an email- a message that I've read, edited, deleted, and started over dozens of times before I hit send.
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
As a writer, I find it difficult to articulate myself in a regular conversation. I end up confusing people or making the wrong point. If I need to make sense, I'm writing a text or an email- a message that I've read, edited, deleted, and started over dozens of times before I hit send.
SOCIETY: we're so glad 2025 is over
2026: [crossing 2025 off of its name tag] oh yeah totally
2026: [crossing 2025 off of its name tag] oh yeah totally
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
SOCIETY: we're so glad 2025 is over
2026: [crossing 2025 off of its name tag] oh yeah totally
2026: [crossing 2025 off of its name tag] oh yeah totally
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create
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I’m 40 years old and I just pulled an all nighter, it’s time for bed. Everything is fine except that the Hat-Man keeps offering me a chocolate bar. He knows how much I like Caramilk.
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I’m 40 years old and I just pulled an all nighter, it’s time for bed. Everything is fine except that the Hat-Man keeps offering me a chocolate bar. He knows how much I like Caramilk.
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Online shop update incoming this week! I'm going to be adding new prints, stickers, and even painted 3D bois!
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Online shop update incoming this week! I'm going to be adding new prints, stickers, and even painted 3D bois!