Roxi Horror 💀🌸
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Extremely online internet gremlin, artist, writer & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
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Fright About Now
Film reviews for people who love movies- by people who love movies.
frightaboutnow.com
My husband & I watch A LOT of horror movies. Imagine a high number of horror movies & it's even more than that. So, we decided to create a site to showcase his reviews & my random thoughts. But the question was- when was the right time to talk about horror? Well, Fright About Now. frightaboutnow.com
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Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
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Touching base is cool, circling back ain't too bad, and putting a pin in it does the trick, but you know what really gets me going? Running it up the flagpole
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Touching base is cool, circling back ain't too bad, and putting a pin in it does the trick, but you know what really gets me going? Running it up the flagpole
ME: [using my Trying Extremely Hard To Get Employed voice] You know, you could even say that applying for a job is a job, these days
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
ME: [using my Trying Extremely Hard To Get Employed voice] You know, you could even say that applying for a job is a job, these days
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Dudes will comment "nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped" and then post a picture of a half eaten salad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dudes will comment "nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped" and then post a picture of a half eaten salad.
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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When we think of ghosts, we typically imagine women in luxurious Victorian dresses or old sea captains. We don't consider the spirits that are dudes walking around in Hawaiian t-shirts with vape pens. The world isn't ready to admit most ghosts are probably just some guy named Keith.
December 31, 2024 at 3:44 AM
When we think of ghosts, we typically imagine women in luxurious Victorian dresses or old sea captains. We don't consider the spirits that are dudes walking around in Hawaiian t-shirts with vape pens. The world isn't ready to admit most ghosts are probably just some guy named Keith.
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you are important, you are loved, there is an opossum living in your attic which is why your socks keep going missing, you are valid & you matter.
November 29, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but you are important, you are loved, there is an opossum living in your attic which is why your socks keep going missing, you are valid & you matter.
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
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They found flowers for you!
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They found flowers for you!
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
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No worries if not! I’ll be cocooned shortly anyhow. Just like, totally encased in my own silk. So it’s fine either way. Noooo problem.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
No worries if not! I’ll be cocooned shortly anyhow. Just like, totally encased in my own silk. So it’s fine either way. Noooo problem.
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
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Science is just continually showing us that we'd live for a very, very long time if we just never contracted viruses and that when we do, it does immense damage to our bodies, and we keep just...ignoring that, by and large
The Venn diagram of people who ask why anyone still wears a face mask in 2025 & people who just kind of blankly stare at me and don't know what to say when I tell them that the last time I had the flu, it gave me Celiac disease and now I can't eat gluten without going to the ER- is a circle.
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Science is just continually showing us that we'd live for a very, very long time if we just never contracted viruses and that when we do, it does immense damage to our bodies, and we keep just...ignoring that, by and large
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Are we finally ready to talk about how Santa Claus is clearly some kind of interdimensional cryptid elf king with the ability to teleport? No? Okay, then can I just get a large coffee and a bagel with cream cheese?
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Are we finally ready to talk about how Santa Claus is clearly some kind of interdimensional cryptid elf king with the ability to teleport? No? Okay, then can I just get a large coffee and a bagel with cream cheese?
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
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we're building an effigy of you in the town square but don't worry there's nothing nefarious about it
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
we're building an effigy of you in the town square but don't worry there's nothing nefarious about it
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An upside-down umbrella is a great way to transport a large quantity of scrambled eggs in an emergency
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
An upside-down umbrella is a great way to transport a large quantity of scrambled eggs in an emergency
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COVID isn’t acting like the viruses most of us grew up with, and treating it like “just a cold” is putting people at real risk. David Brasure breaks down why SARS-CoV-2 is fundamentally different, how it causes long-term damage, and what we can do to protect ourselves.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
COVID isn’t acting like the viruses most of us grew up with, and treating it like “just a cold” is putting people at real risk. David Brasure breaks down why SARS-CoV-2 is fundamentally different, how it causes long-term damage, and what we can do to protect ourselves.
The Venn diagram of people who ask why anyone still wears a face mask in 2025 & people who just kind of blankly stare at me and don't know what to say when I tell them that the last time I had the flu, it gave me Celiac disease and now I can't eat gluten without going to the ER- is a circle.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Venn diagram of people who ask why anyone still wears a face mask in 2025 & people who just kind of blankly stare at me and don't know what to say when I tell them that the last time I had the flu, it gave me Celiac disease and now I can't eat gluten without going to the ER- is a circle.
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My wife talked me into finally watching Supernatural with her. It isn’t that I didn’t want to watch the show it’s that I knew I would be super into it and it’s 15 seasons long. Well I AM super into it and now all of my free time is spoken for. Sorry, video games.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My wife talked me into finally watching Supernatural with her. It isn’t that I didn’t want to watch the show it’s that I knew I would be super into it and it’s 15 seasons long. Well I AM super into it and now all of my free time is spoken for. Sorry, video games.
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought