Gail Simone
banner
gailsimone.bsky.social
Gail Simone
@gailsimone.bsky.social
Loves: Comics, Games, Travel, Writing, Greyhounds

Cyclops is so great

I write lots of comics, animation, games and more. Come join us, won't me?
Art by the brilliant @waltergeovani.bsky.social !
That seems familiar to me...
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just one issue in Deadpool.
Gail, I'm curious if you've ever written Dazzler?
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

#SizeSky #SizeSkyrim
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I like Age of Revelation, I feel it reads more satisfyingly.
Love them, I wish that they didn’t keep saddening your x title with continuing crossovers so you could focus on the story if these new characters and the beautiful way you are treating the older ones
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fair!
I like Age of Revelation so far, the writing is really good. I just wish the writers didn’t throw in that ambiguous line in the third issue about this not being their actual future timeline.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Here’s why Skyrim is weird.

There’s a dragon so ancient that his sins may no longer hold meaning curled on the highest peak. He peddles grand philosophies and spurs you to win an impossible war.

The most memorable part of meeting him is hauling ass to escape an ice monkey halfway up the mountain.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.

Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My favorite!
#Currentlyreading #Nowreading

The complete Red Sonya by the amazing @gailsimone.bsky.social with a fantastic story so far and great artwork.

#RedSonya #Dynamite
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wow!
Samurai Wonder Woman #WIP Base colors + first layer of shading
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Rogue!
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Here's why Skyrim is weird.

The game is written in such a way that everyone you meet treats you as the main character. Everyone in Skyrim is just waiting to react to your main-character-ness. Nobody has anything else going on in their life.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Skyrim is weird cos it's on the original Nintendo Switch, which means you can play it anywhere! On the road, while casing a bank job, or during colonoscopy prep.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.

Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That makes me happy!
Your Gambit is the only one I've ever really liked.
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Loved @gailsimone.bsky.social in Brooklin 99 S6E12
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
i don’t have her disability but i have a rare, serious disorder that causes spasms and i LOVE this ad!

treating disabled people like grown adults with full lives — and a sense of humor! imagine that!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Here's why Skyrim is weird

The actual Demon Prince of Hedonism will engage in a drinking contest in some rando podunk bar and after the crazy pranks that ensue, hey, he gives you a pretty cool staff just oh because
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.

Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Gays amo gays
How anyone could not like Calico and Jitter, I have no idea.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Ya know what? Yeah.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You can heal damage by eating wheels of cheese.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.

Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That’s good dad energy.
I still love how Gambit saw these two standing up for each other and was like, "Gambit is so '''''disappointed''''' in you two, Gambit punishing you two with ice cream."
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Here's why Skyrim is weird.

You can go to that racist city where they hate Dark Elves as a Dark Elf... and no one cares.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.

Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
Here's why Skyrim is weird.

You can buy an affordable house for yourself.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.

Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
I adore them! Their romance has been so sweet and I expect it to get sweeter
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
thread of why i love skyrim:
Here is why Skyrim is weird.

You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.

Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Gail Simone
They are precious 🤲🥰
How anyone could not like Calico and Jitter, I have no idea.
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is a real ad?

It's kind of adorable!
This is absolutely terrible of me, but Jitter having a girlfriend reminds me of the old Maltesers ad that ran during the London Paralympics:
The 19th FAB Awards: Maltesers - The Light Side of Disability (Spasm)
YouTube video by The FAB Awards
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM