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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.

Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
Even though we feel the loss of mom deeply we are celebrating. Gratitude for the 89 years of life she had & time we had w/ her. Gratitude for being able to be together. Put up some wreaths & Ryan (helps out dad) put some lights out last night. We are going to get the tree & more lights up tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Friend: You're just paranoid. There isn't a turkey stalking you.

Me: Maybe you're right.

Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
When you had a month to get your science fair project done but waited til the night before and threw something together.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I went by Aldi to pick up Xmas cookies and found this little guy. $5 and glass. My dark heart took it home.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Managed to catch the aurora. This time could see it without my camera. Have to admit I got a little choked up seeing it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Grandson: Look what I can do!!

Grandparents on zoom: *watching every second and can't believe how much he's grown
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And now for some of my rock and fossil collection. Mosasaurus tooth with fish jawbone, polychrome jasper, purperite, pink halite.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When I lost my mom in August everything went on hold or was just dropped. Things are still in Flux. A discord friend was kind enough to pick up merch from the Sleep Token tour for me since I missed it this year. She even dropped a charm, bracelet, confetti, and "Jerries". Appreciate it so much.
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Can't wait! Got early admission pit tickets for Electric Callboy!
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Damn, I know we have issues but to put us on clearance?
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.

Earth: 80085
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Was watching this bear eating acorns in one of our oak trees. Just cbd for me. The bear however was very high (up).
September 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Smaug's youngest child moved into the city but could only afford a small one room fly up.
September 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Age verification: My bike had banana seat with the big flowers on it
September 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Paw prints everywhere!
September 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
CEO: So it's ready to ship? Good. Release the Kraken!!!

Board member: You've been waiting all year to say that. Haven't you?
September 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Even the bears dgaf about anything. Random bear in the neighborhood couldn't care less we were there.
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Metal sub genres are getting more and more specific
September 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
CW: Loss, anniversary of loss. Happy heavenly birthday, Andrew. Hard to believe you would have been 22! I do wonder what you would have been like. What it would have sounded like to hear you & your big brother laughing in another room, your interests, music. We wish you were here. We love you. Mom.
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Bob pondered the strange lines and thought, "Well, there are a few turns and straightaways. Might be able to get a Chevy or Dodge around those weird tracks."
August 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Add some popcorn to the scene and yeah. That's been me this week.
July 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Speaking of Ozzy. My favorite Ozzy experience was when he played Grady Cole center in Charlotte. Was a small venue attached to the community college. Maybe held 2-3k people. Prong opened. Below, my ticket stub and one of those photo souvenir books they used to sell.
July 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM