Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
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#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
Like = Marked As Read
#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
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Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues.
Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
dgar.bandcamp.com
#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
I spent all night pondering the orbit and rotation of Earth around the Sun.
Then it dawned on me.
Then it dawned on me.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I spent all night pondering the orbit and rotation of Earth around the Sun.
Then it dawned on me.
Then it dawned on me.
I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one.
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one.
Reposted by Dgar
Daedalus gives his final words of wisdom to Icarus before their fateful flight.
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Daedalus, by Dgar
2 track album
dgar.bandcamp.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Daedalus gives his final words of wisdom to Icarus before their fateful flight.
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Daedalus gives his final words of wisdom to Icarus before their fateful flight.
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Daedalus, by Dgar
2 track album
dgar.bandcamp.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Daedalus gives his final words of wisdom to Icarus before their fateful flight.
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/album/daedalus
Other streams: ffm.to/dgardaedalus
#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #Music #SingerSongwriter #Dgar #Bandcamp #Soundcloud
Doctor: Describe your average night.
Me: They wear suits of armour.
Doctor: No, I mean at bedtime.
Me: Well, they probably take it off.
Me: They wear suits of armour.
Doctor: No, I mean at bedtime.
Me: Well, they probably take it off.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Doctor: Describe your average night.
Me: They wear suits of armour.
Doctor: No, I mean at bedtime.
Me: Well, they probably take it off.
Me: They wear suits of armour.
Doctor: No, I mean at bedtime.
Me: Well, they probably take it off.
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I’m a dog.
Violets are grey.
I’m a dog.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I’m a dog.
Violets are grey.
I’m a dog.
Them: What’s double fifteen?
Me: That’s thirty.
Them: Okay, what’s double sixteen?
Me: That’s thirty too.
Me: That’s thirty.
Them: Okay, what’s double sixteen?
Me: That’s thirty too.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Them: What’s double fifteen?
Me: That’s thirty.
Them: Okay, what’s double sixteen?
Me: That’s thirty too.
Me: That’s thirty.
Them: Okay, what’s double sixteen?
Me: That’s thirty too.
Me: I’ve lost my dictionary.
Them: Have you looked upstairs?
Me: I can’t look up anything!!
Them: Have you looked upstairs?
Me: I can’t look up anything!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Me: I’ve lost my dictionary.
Them: Have you looked upstairs?
Me: I can’t look up anything!!
Them: Have you looked upstairs?
Me: I can’t look up anything!!
HUMAN ARTISTS!
Use on piece to convince people to follow you!
Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztqP...
Use on piece to convince people to follow you!
Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztqP...
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
HUMAN ARTISTS!
Use on piece to convince people to follow you!
Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztqP...
Use on piece to convince people to follow you!
Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztqP...
If the US switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there’d be mass confusion.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If the US switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there’d be mass confusion.
Scientist: Scientific findings are meaningless when taken out of context.
Media: Scientist claims scientific findings are meaningless!
Media: Scientist claims scientific findings are meaningless!
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Scientist: Scientific findings are meaningless when taken out of context.
Media: Scientist claims scientific findings are meaningless!
Media: Scientist claims scientific findings are meaningless!
The worst thing about censorship is █████████ █████
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The worst thing about censorship is █████████ █████
Had a hard drive crash and lost the song I was working on.
You’re probably not going to hear the end of it.
You’re probably not going to hear the end of it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Had a hard drive crash and lost the song I was working on.
You’re probably not going to hear the end of it.
You’re probably not going to hear the end of it.
Reposted by Dgar
There's nobody in the world exactly like you.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
There's nobody in the world exactly like you.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
I can always tell when it’s raining because of my knees.
They get wet.
They get wet.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I can always tell when it’s raining because of my knees.
They get wet.
They get wet.
Education is important but other stuff is more importanter.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Education is important but other stuff is more importanter.
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
There's nobody in the world exactly like you.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
There's nobody in the world exactly like you.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
You are a unique individual.
A one-of-a-kind.
Just like everyone else.
Reposted by Dgar
Well hello, #PortfolioDay! I’m Lily, a whimsical #traditional artist specializing in a blend of #realism and #surrealist abstraction!
#animals are my favorite subject, and I do a lot of #petportrait commissions!
#artsky #artist #acrylics #commissions #whimsical #magicalrealism #fantasy
#animals are my favorite subject, and I do a lot of #petportrait commissions!
#artsky #artist #acrylics #commissions #whimsical #magicalrealism #fantasy
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Well hello, #PortfolioDay! I’m Lily, a whimsical #traditional artist specializing in a blend of #realism and #surrealist abstraction!
#animals are my favorite subject, and I do a lot of #petportrait commissions!
#artsky #artist #acrylics #commissions #whimsical #magicalrealism #fantasy
#animals are my favorite subject, and I do a lot of #petportrait commissions!
#artsky #artist #acrylics #commissions #whimsical #magicalrealism #fantasy
The local baker has red hair.
He’s the ginger bread man.
He’s the ginger bread man.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The local baker has red hair.
He’s the ginger bread man.
He’s the ginger bread man.
Doctor: You’re going to have to stop masturbating for a while.
Patient: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m trying to examine you.
Patient: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m trying to examine you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Doctor: You’re going to have to stop masturbating for a while.
Patient: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m trying to examine you.
Patient: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m trying to examine you.
I dig
You dig
We dig
He dig
She dig
They dig
It’s not a great poem, but it is very deep.
You dig
We dig
He dig
She dig
They dig
It’s not a great poem, but it is very deep.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I dig
You dig
We dig
He dig
She dig
They dig
It’s not a great poem, but it is very deep.
You dig
We dig
He dig
She dig
They dig
It’s not a great poem, but it is very deep.
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.
My friend and I often laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
But I laugh more.
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My friend and I often laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
But I laugh more.