Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
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#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”
Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.
Like = Marked As Read
#DgarMusic
Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
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Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
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Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues.
Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
dgar.bandcamp.com
#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
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The way to defeat an obnoxious dogma, is with a big stigma.
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The way to defeat an obnoxious dogma, is with a big stigma.
Them: I have some bad news.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Them: I have some bad news.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
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I don't imagine there will be many people going on about it on here, but I just want to get in early and say #NupToTheCup
Horse racing is barbaric, and it should be banned.
Horse racing is barbaric, and it should be banned.
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't imagine there will be many people going on about it on here, but I just want to get in early and say #NupToTheCup
Horse racing is barbaric, and it should be banned.
Horse racing is barbaric, and it should be banned.
Removed all the mirrors from my car.
Haven’t looked back since.
Haven’t looked back since.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Removed all the mirrors from my car.
Haven’t looked back since.
Haven’t looked back since.
Them: Stop slamming the doors!
Me: Jim Morrison was overrated!!
Me: Jim Morrison was overrated!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Them: Stop slamming the doors!
Me: Jim Morrison was overrated!!
Me: Jim Morrison was overrated!!
Irish Chili has only 239 beans.
One more would be too farty.
One more would be too farty.
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Irish Chili has only 239 beans.
One more would be too farty.
One more would be too farty.
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November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There’s an island off the coast of Italy that’s home to Five Million Sicilian people!
That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!
That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
There’s an island off the coast of Italy that’s home to Five Million Sicilian people!
That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!
That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!
Them: I don’t really understand cloning.
Me: That makes two of us.
Me: That makes two of us.
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Them: I don’t really understand cloning.
Me: That makes two of us.
Me: That makes two of us.
There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join.
But enough about the church...
But enough about the church...
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join.
But enough about the church...
But enough about the church...
I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with a barcode reader.
The look on their face was priceless.
The look on their face was priceless.
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with a barcode reader.
The look on their face was priceless.
The look on their face was priceless.
Good morning.
I see the assassins have failed again.
I see the assassins have failed again.
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Good morning.
I see the assassins have failed again.
I see the assassins have failed again.
Me: There’s something wrong with my car. It’s making a horrible noise.
Mechanic: Have you tried ejecting the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
Mechanic: Have you tried ejecting the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me: There’s something wrong with my car. It’s making a horrible noise.
Mechanic: Have you tried ejecting the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
Mechanic: Have you tried ejecting the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
Carpenter Ants are just like normal ants, except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Carpenter Ants are just like normal ants, except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
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Doctor: I can knock out the patient using gas, or a boat paddle.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Doctor: I can knock out the patient using gas, or a boat paddle.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
Doctor: I can knock out the patient using gas, or a boat paddle.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Doctor: I can knock out the patient using gas, or a boat paddle.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
It’s an ether / oar situation.
With the release of Windows 11 version 25H2, Microsoft has removed the option to create a local account during OOBE.
Devices are now pushed to use Microsoft accounts for login.
This poses a challenge for admins who rely on local accounts for support, recovery, or offline access.
Devices are now pushed to use Microsoft accounts for login.
This poses a challenge for admins who rely on local accounts for support, recovery, or offline access.
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
With the release of Windows 11 version 25H2, Microsoft has removed the option to create a local account during OOBE.
Devices are now pushed to use Microsoft accounts for login.
This poses a challenge for admins who rely on local accounts for support, recovery, or offline access.
Devices are now pushed to use Microsoft accounts for login.
This poses a challenge for admins who rely on local accounts for support, recovery, or offline access.
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#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues.
Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
dgar.bandcamp.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.
#DgarMusic
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com
Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
Getting paid to sleep would be the dream job.
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Getting paid to sleep would be the dream job.
Reading “How to Remove Leaves from your Lawn” by Ray King.
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reading “How to Remove Leaves from your Lawn” by Ray King.
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When is an airlock not an airlock?
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When is an airlock not an airlock?
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock
Drawing of a music teacher and student at a piano.
This is called sheet music.
You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.
This is called sheet music.
You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Drawing of a music teacher and student at a piano.
This is called sheet music.
You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.
This is called sheet music.
You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.
When is an airlock not an airlock?
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When is an airlock not an airlock?
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock
When it's a Dgar!!
#Dgar Now listening to:
Airlock
~ Dgar
Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock
Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock