GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🍂
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I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭
*spends an hour looking for her pyjamas*
Ladies, she was wearing them 🤦♀️
Ladies, she was wearing them 🤦♀️
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*spends an hour looking for her pyjamas*
Ladies, she was wearing them 🤦♀️
Ladies, she was wearing them 🤦♀️
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I may not be perfect, but then again I might be.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I may not be perfect, but then again I might be.
"Budgie Smugglers" wasn't supposed to be literal...! 🫣
is that 2 birds in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
Man Who Stuffed Parakeets in His Pants Faces Smuggling Charge
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Budgie Smugglers" wasn't supposed to be literal...! 🫣
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every time I look away my cat is replaced by a different but identical cat
This is what we're doing though.... Isn't it...? 😬
I don't mind sitting around and doing nothing, but I feel like if we could sit around and do nothing together, it would make it so much better
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is what we're doing though.... Isn't it...? 😬
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you mean to tell me an egg planted this? truly inspiring
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
you mean to tell me an egg planted this? truly inspiring
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Have you met *Eldritch noises*?He's my emotional support demon.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Have you met *Eldritch noises*?He's my emotional support demon.
I started watching a 1 hr YouTube video at 11pm and woke up at 5am and it's half way through. What has happened here...?
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I started watching a 1 hr YouTube video at 11pm and woke up at 5am and it's half way through. What has happened here...?
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"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
Where did my evening go...?
.... do YOU have it?! 😠
.... do YOU have it?! 😠
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Where did my evening go...?
.... do YOU have it?! 😠
.... do YOU have it?! 😠
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10 pounds of dim sum followed by a food coma could fix me
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
10 pounds of dim sum followed by a food coma could fix me
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This is an outrage. I’d demand to see outside’s manager.
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is an outrage. I’d demand to see outside’s manager.
I have to go Outside* again. 😩 I don't wanna!!! 😩
*spit spit
*spit spit
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I have to go Outside* again. 😩 I don't wanna!!! 😩
*spit spit
*spit spit
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People say Chat GPT isn't intelligent but it refused to create an image based on my prompt "laddy donglegs", so I reckon it's got something going on
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
People say Chat GPT isn't intelligent but it refused to create an image based on my prompt "laddy donglegs", so I reckon it's got something going on
Being stabbed by a feather in a feather cushion is nature's way of fighting back
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Being stabbed by a feather in a feather cushion is nature's way of fighting back
It's 2026 and Tickle Me Elmo is demanding more and more. 🤐
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's 2026 and Tickle Me Elmo is demanding more and more. 🤐
🎶 we found love in a hopeless place 🎶
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🎶 we found love in a hopeless place 🎶
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
Me: ...that was my bedroom 😔
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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
Do AirBnB hosts actually make their guests breakfast? Cause I get the feeling they're all actually just AirBs...
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Do AirBnB hosts actually make their guests breakfast? Cause I get the feeling they're all actually just AirBs...
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Pro tip - landlordism is inherently exploitative, especially in a situation where access to housing is insecure and in crisis. So while it’s possible to be a “nice” landlord, it’s not possible to be a “good” landlord.
Not fair to brand all landlords as 'parasites'. I'm a fair landlord (keep my rents low and my properties in good condition) in an area that is short on affordable properties. I've no quarrel with bad landlords being outed but this type of generalisation is unfair.
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Pro tip - landlordism is inherently exploitative, especially in a situation where access to housing is insecure and in crisis. So while it’s possible to be a “nice” landlord, it’s not possible to be a “good” landlord.
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Don’t worry I can move slowly and break things also.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don’t worry I can move slowly and break things also.
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It's weird that artists include painters, sculptors, poets, and dudes who escape.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's weird that artists include painters, sculptors, poets, and dudes who escape.
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster