phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Software Engineer
Ohio escapee (cleveland sports)
An idiot who types things
Denver📍
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Pinned
phil mccrevice
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
· Jan 25
genie: and for your last wish?
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
me: I wish I could talk to animals
[later at the zoo]
elephant: get me the fuck out of here
gorilla: get me the fuck out of here
giraffe: get me the fuck out of here
ChatGPT, how do i show love??
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
ChatGPT, how do i show love??
imagine not making your fantasy playoffs. could never be me 😏
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
imagine not making your fantasy playoffs. could never be me 😏
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there are two wolves inside the wolverhampton wanderers. they are both steaming hot garbage
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
there are two wolves inside the wolverhampton wanderers. they are both steaming hot garbage
does anyone want to come over and cook, slice, and feed me a perfectly made steak with mashed potatoes? i promise I’ll make it worth your while*
*let you pet my dog and cat
*let you pet my dog and cat
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
does anyone want to come over and cook, slice, and feed me a perfectly made steak with mashed potatoes? i promise I’ll make it worth your while*
*let you pet my dog and cat
*let you pet my dog and cat
both of my kids were formula fed for reasons that are none of anyone’s fucking business. maybe rfk should inject bleach into his heart and go walk into the ocean
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
both of my kids were formula fed for reasons that are none of anyone’s fucking business. maybe rfk should inject bleach into his heart and go walk into the ocean
this wolves team might be the worst prem team in history holy shit
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
this wolves team might be the worst prem team in history holy shit
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Let’s turn this Christmas stocking into a cum sock
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Let’s turn this Christmas stocking into a cum sock
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If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your mother's chin. Your dad can keep what I left on his face.
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your mother's chin. Your dad can keep what I left on his face.
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it's funny when people get indignant about someone else's reply settings. "The OP will NOT ALLOW ME to reply !" yeah man, you're not invited to every party. lmao grow up
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it's funny when people get indignant about someone else's reply settings. "The OP will NOT ALLOW ME to reply !" yeah man, you're not invited to every party. lmao grow up
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You know how much virgin jibbussies go for on the black market?
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You know how much virgin jibbussies go for on the black market?
why do i have to work when all i want to do is read existential space operas?
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
why do i have to work when all i want to do is read existential space operas?
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(in front of a Quizno's on one knee) won't you make me the happiest woman in the world and make this a Quiz Yes
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
(in front of a Quizno's on one knee) won't you make me the happiest woman in the world and make this a Quiz Yes
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boss make a dollar i make a dime that's why i'm fucking his mom
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
boss make a dollar i make a dime that's why i'm fucking his mom
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pee can pie
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
pee can pie
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imagine passing pies like kidney stones
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
imagine passing pies like kidney stones
companies that put the “tear here” above the actual opening of the packet should be orbitally struck and their ceos should be boiled alive
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
companies that put the “tear here” above the actual opening of the packet should be orbitally struck and their ceos should be boiled alive
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[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
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instead of flowers people should throw ham slices onto the ice those skaters need protein
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
instead of flowers people should throw ham slices onto the ice those skaters need protein
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”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man
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@aaron.bsky.team you openly mocked a woman whos life got ruined you have zero right being offended because someone called you out
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@aaron.bsky.team you openly mocked a woman whos life got ruined you have zero right being offended because someone called you out
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You wanna label this as rude, Aaron??? Rude is you mocking a woman whos husband just got kidnapped you absolute fuken sensitive little bitch
hey @aaron.bsky.team you are an absolute joke and should resign. you do absolutely nothing of value and should be ashamed, but i doubt you feel shame you fucking loser
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You wanna label this as rude, Aaron??? Rude is you mocking a woman whos husband just got kidnapped you absolute fuken sensitive little bitch
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hey @aaron.bsky.team you are an absolute joke and should resign. you do absolutely nothing of value and should be ashamed, but i doubt you feel shame you fucking loser
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
hey @aaron.bsky.team you are an absolute joke and should resign. you do absolutely nothing of value and should be ashamed, but i doubt you feel shame you fucking loser
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A woman in distress i cannot even fathom has been suspended for wishing harm on Trump because ICE kidnapped her husband with whom she has a child and bluesky suspended her and fuken Aaron mocked her.
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A woman in distress i cannot even fathom has been suspended for wishing harm on Trump because ICE kidnapped her husband with whom she has a child and bluesky suspended her and fuken Aaron mocked her.