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phil mccrevice

@jewkrainian.bsky.social

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30 something Software Engineer Ohio escapee (cleveland sports) An idiot who types things Denver📍 (eng/rus) just my skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig NGL https://ngl.link/ledhead

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · Jan 25

genie: and for your last wish?

me: I wish I could talk to animals

[later at the zoo]

elephant: get me the fuck out of here

gorilla: get me the fuck out of here

giraffe: get me the fuck out of here

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 4h

DROVE OUT TO SEE LAS VEGAS

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 5h

BOOBS ARE COOL

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h

*stands up*

BOOBS ARE COOL

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h

you are so brave king, i also think boobs are cool but was scared to say it

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h

about to see jamie all over live like im a 14 year old in 2007 again, what a time to be alive

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h

red rocks is great because when you have to piss you also get a free 400 stair workout and want to kys

phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h

you just gotta stand up there and call people fuckaases and tell em to kiss

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h

i nominate @britculpsapp.bsky.social

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 9h

who’s the officiant?

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 9h

when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 9h

brb going to mayday parade and all time low at red rocks like it’s 2005

phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 14h

there is nothing more vile in this world than the pittsburgh steelers

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 10d

cattle implies the existence of dogtle

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

yeah i have FOMO

Fun
On
My
Online

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 16h

there is straight up nothing worse than cutely named conference rooms, especially when you’re just starting out

like how the fuck am i supposed to know where in this 4 story building the “chestnut room” is???

phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 16h

listen the browns are bad, but at least we’re not the jets

phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 17h

there is nothing scarier than when a kids toy starts singing and there’s no one near it

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

i’m confused, why did they stop playing after a mere 9 innings? are they stupid?

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20d

Many people don’t know that Christopher Nolan’s “odyssey” is based off an Ancient story known as “my big fat Greek wedding”

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

ruben studdard

phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

yeah we nasty like that

phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

deek

phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

idk they look like they make a pro creampie

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

[making contact with an isolated tribe]

yeah so these are the categories, and you can combine them, like amateur and creampie. what? oh a creampie? yeah that’s when

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 1d

what’s the sexiest national anthem?

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