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Editor at Futurism, horror/pinball enthusiast, lover of weird stuff, as previously seen in the Boston Globe, Vice, Slate, Wired etc. Please DM with tips and/or memes
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What did they think crypto was being used for? It’s like 85% crime.
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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It's genuinely kind of funny that the ALL-AMERICAN MAGA HALFTIME SHOW is going to have the guy who sang this as its headliner right in the middle of all the Epstein stuff
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
washington post dies in darkness
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
jeff bezos: "let's see, how can i piss off the jocks AND the nerds" 🤔
The layoffs at the Washington Post have begun, with newsroom leaders telling employees its sports and books sections will be 'eliminated in current forms' and its international coverage will be downsized
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
look there are obviously both good and bad things to say about w*ll st*nc*l but can i just point out that he is obviously a sicko poster who thrives on attention, and you've all got him on an end-all bender
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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New from me: People are pirating software, activating Windows, and downloading random manuals from the Epstein files. It’s absurd—and shows how badly the DOJ mishandled the release, with real, dangerous consequences for victims.

slate.com/technology/2...
People Are Doing Something Strange and Illegal With the Epstein Files
If you’ve been looking for a way to get Windows 7, now’s the time.
slate.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
crypto bros trying to prop up the price of bitcoin by buying more of it as the market tanks
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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"but doctor, i am pagliacci!"

"You’re right, I made a mistake. Sorry about that — I'll be sure to be more careful in my responses next time. Let me know if you want me to find any clowns nearby!"
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 AM
no offense, but anti-trump meme posters are often some of the most media illiterate and poorly intentioned people on the entire internet
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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The main business model of Silicon Valley from Uber to AirBnB to Spotify is: skim profit off others' goods and labor. Often in ways that are exploitative of individuals or destructive of larger forces (as with Amazon and the retail that kept people heading out in public).
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
"he's in heaven" (jeffrey epstein)
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
darkly funny that when you google "satoshi nakamoto" you still get mainly pictures of the poor guy who newsweek claimed invented bitcoin in an extremely unconvincing yet mega-viral story back in 2014
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
sorry about the typo but i stand behind it
apologies of this is problematic but i feel like food delivery addiction is a sure sign of deep rot in society
Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
okay not trying to be a conspiracy theorist, but have any cryptography people investigated the possibility that some of epstein's unintelligible typo-ridden emails could actually be written in some kind of code... like that recipients would know how to interpret
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
apologies of this is problematic but i feel like food delivery addiction is a sure sign of deep rot in society
Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Who wants to help me start a rumor that Punxsutawney Phil has been secretly replaced with AI?
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Haven't seen this circulating as much here as I've seen over on Twitter and Threads, but just an FYI that the "girls FTW" email is FAKE. It's not in the files. There's no time or date stamp. Someone just made it as a (really dumb and harmful) joke. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
so much financial journalism is literally just like "some people think it will go down... while other people think it will go up"
February 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
i've decided to bring the word "fricken" back to my vocabulary
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
found ur car
January 31, 2026 at 11:07 PM