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the media acts like trump is invincible but his popularity curve compared to both obama and biden is farcical
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
the media acts like trump is invincible but his popularity curve compared to both obama and biden is farcical
just saw bugonia and all i can say is PLEASE cast this man to play Sam Bankman-Fried in the inevitable biopic
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
just saw bugonia and all i can say is PLEASE cast this man to play Sam Bankman-Fried in the inevitable biopic
x the everything site plumbing new depths of brain rot engagement bait
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
x the everything site plumbing new depths of brain rot engagement bait
i'm sorry but was epstein brain dead
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i'm sorry but was epstein brain dead
there's this certain style of headline that i'm sure is related to SEO or whatever, but effectively makes it sound like an entire publication has a concussion
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
there's this certain style of headline that i'm sure is related to SEO or whatever, but effectively makes it sound like an entire publication has a concussion
![Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday by Democrats on the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
"I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump," Epstein wrote in a typo-riddled message to Maxwell in April 2011. "[Victim] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned."
"I have been thinking about that ... " Maxwell replied.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxygfvmczgpiz7a4zmhonyrs/bafkreicgeoefjugzxjvqflyxixqpsmfv4qbkwol52bzqws32ydpjxrwjx4@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
his moustache is growing wider and wider in response to the controversy
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
his moustache is growing wider and wider in response to the controversy
NYT committing never-before-seen crimes against em-dashes
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NYT committing never-before-seen crimes against em-dashes
hmmmmm i wonder if that has anything to do with society and the government brutally suppressing it over that exact period of time
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
hmmmmm i wonder if that has anything to do with society and the government brutally suppressing it over that exact period of time
my favorite deep cut: this blip is when it said it'd start producing content using AI
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
my favorite deep cut: this blip is when it said it'd start producing content using AI
[three months later] "oof, zohran k mamdani's got hands"
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
[three months later] "oof, zohran k mamdani's got hands"
incredible slop being served up on facebook dot com
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
incredible slop being served up on facebook dot com
why did they give me an "I Voted" sticker that's clearly for children
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
why did they give me an "I Voted" sticker that's clearly for children
all-time bag fumble, all went downhill the instant they did away with the classic design
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
all-time bag fumble, all went downhill the instant they did away with the classic design
