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Bland is as bland does. Even pumpkin spice is probably too 🥵 for her
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Bland is as bland does. Even pumpkin spice is probably too 🥵 for her
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R: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
BREAKING: British playwright Tom Stoppard, who won an Academy Award for the screenplay for “Shakespeare In Love," dies at 88.
Playwright Tom Stoppard who won Academy Award for screenplay for “Shakespeare In Love" has died
British playwright Tom Stoppard, who won an Academy Award for the screenplay for 1998’s “Shakespeare In Love” has died. He was 88.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
R: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
welcome to the second weekend of the week
a group of girls in school uniforms are posing for a picture and making peace signs .
Alt: a group of girls in school uniforms are posing for a picture and making peace signs .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
welcome to the second weekend of the week
oh lawd why would she do this to herself?? the jokes desperately wanna write themselves
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
oh lawd why would she do this to herself?? the jokes desperately wanna write themselves
hasta la vista, Miami 🛫
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hasta la vista, Miami 🛫
"This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper"
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper"
young mariah’s wish list for santa: all i want for christmas is clue
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
young mariah’s wish list for santa: all i want for christmas is clue
Sisyphean
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sisyphean
me & my boo officially kicking off the Xmas season tonight
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
me & my boo officially kicking off the Xmas season tonight
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Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home
the indigenous tribes of the continent would like a word
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
the indigenous tribes of the continent would like a word
just got a second Mamdani baiting and a “so I hear NYC’s an unlivable hellscape” and I was basically like
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
just got a second Mamdani baiting and a “so I hear NYC’s an unlivable hellscape” and I was basically like
at the in-laws’ house in Miami. relative of my partner just rolled her eyes & said, So what do u think of ur new mayor…? Guess they know by now where I stand on Trump but they might regret that they now know how I feel about Mamdani too & more to the point that was EXACTLY when the gummy kicked in
v. thankful for the edibles industry iykyk 🍫🍬
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
at the in-laws’ house in Miami. relative of my partner just rolled her eyes & said, So what do u think of ur new mayor…? Guess they know by now where I stand on Trump but they might regret that they now know how I feel about Mamdani too & more to the point that was EXACTLY when the gummy kicked in
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
v. thankful for the edibles industry iykyk 🍫🍬
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
v. thankful for the edibles industry iykyk 🍫🍬
ready to work “six seven” into all my interactions with the kids today just to irritate them
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ready to work “six seven” into all my interactions with the kids today just to irritate them
if he kicked the 🪣 today what a glorious Thanksgiving it’d be 🤞
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
if he kicked the 🪣 today what a glorious Thanksgiving it’d be 🤞
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mutant Macy’s parade > regular Macy’s parade
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
mutant Macy’s parade > regular Macy’s parade
a Hot Ones aftershow where Sean interviews the stars through a closed bathroom door while they endure the inevitable diarrhea. call it Hot Buns?
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
a Hot Ones aftershow where Sean interviews the stars through a closed bathroom door while they endure the inevitable diarrhea. call it Hot Buns?
never mind DOGE, this guy’s way more interested in DOZE
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
never mind DOGE, this guy’s way more interested in DOZE
The only movie that ever gave me nightmares 🙌
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The only movie that ever gave me nightmares 🙌
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And offer it poppers
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And offer it poppers
Q: what’s the best way to ride out Thanksgiving with the in-laws
A:
A:
Baking baked
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Q: what’s the best way to ride out Thanksgiving with the in-laws
A:
A: