Night of the Living Ryan 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️
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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
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Alright, I'll try a #promosky why not?

- freelance games & entertainment journalist 🖋️ always looking for new outlets!

- Vidya Gamez 🎮 modern & retro including but not limited to: Fallout ☢️ Mario 🍄 Resi 🧟‍♀️ and many more

- boxing 🥊🥊

- TV (current and classic)

- anime (especially Sailor Moon 🌙)
I'll check this out when I get home. I forced myself to go outside and people. Working with people all day and being good at it doesn't leave me with much people juice on my days off.
Please get the most glorious game of all time.
Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition (GOG) is free on Prime Gaming buff.ly/ZqVL0c0
@optimstie.bsky.social @mhael.bsky.social I actually really need this today. My MH is not playing nice today. I feel like I've already lost the day even though I've really done nothing wrong.

Hopefully it gets better but as we speak I'm really in the thick of it.
Listen, unless it's the Vegas Golden Knights I kinda think Jokey Baby had a point...
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Republicans have destroyed the lives of people who simply criticized Charlie Kirk. But when it comes to GOP officials praising Hitler, calling Black people “monkeys,” and threatening rape, they tell us, “Boys will be boys”:
so this post just made me 23% gayer
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
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“Who among us hasn’t called for the eradication of the Jews when we were children between ages 25-40? And suddenly it’s offensive to say we want to send people to a fun camp work program? Sorry for giving you a job. Be more grateful.”
- JD Vance when asked about Hitler loving Young Republicans
I feel like some pavilions did way back in the day. I would bet money Japan or China and Norway did.
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If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from Fallout, not relationships.
If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from Star Trek, not relationships.
Disco Elysium is 😙👌🏻 so put this project on your radar
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Ugh. Today was... well, it was a lot. And it's okay to feel angry or sickened by what we all discovered today. But I've said it before & I'll say it again:

The enemy wants you to be sad and stupid. Resist. Learn a new fact, and be incredibly silly.

And now, a bowl of mashed potatoes for no reason.
It's a quarter after 1
I'm a little drunk
And I need funds now🎶