🎄 I Saw Ryan Kissing Santa Claus 🧑🏻🎄
@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
Pinned
Why did Microsoft stay silent on recent Halo imagery?
Analysis of Halo trademark use in public messaging and how Microsoft’s silence shapes audience perception and brand identity.
popgeeks.com
My latest piece for @popgeeks.bsky.social is out and I'm exceptionally proud of it. Sometimes, you have to talk about the elephant in the room specifically because said elephant is nowhere to be seen.
#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo
popgeeks.com/microsoft-ha...
#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo
popgeeks.com/microsoft-ha...
Gays... Is it just me or is listening to Brohams (especially Caucasian varieties) discussing any form of finance whatsoever an instant bonerkiller? Like seriously how do they get f**ked?
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Gays... Is it just me or is listening to Brohams (especially Caucasian varieties) discussing any form of finance whatsoever an instant bonerkiller? Like seriously how do they get f**ked?
post your favorite star trek character(s), wrong answers only
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
post your favorite star trek character(s), wrong answers only
Tonight's #pittsburgh weather: the fresh fruit cups I'm bringing home from work now classify as "frozen fruit."
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Tonight's #pittsburgh weather: the fresh fruit cups I'm bringing home from work now classify as "frozen fruit."
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
"Not that Puck guy. Seriously, stop calling me."
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Not that Puck guy. Seriously, stop calling me."
Tell me the Steelers lost without telling me the Steelers lost.
North Shore. Pretty much every bar. There are a lot of calls for people wearing Steelers gear getting black out drunk. #HereWeGo
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Tell me the Steelers lost without telling me the Steelers lost.
See
It in your mind
And you will find
In your imagination
Mystery and magic
Visions fantastic
Leading to strange and wondrous dreams
It in your mind
And you will find
In your imagination
Mystery and magic
Visions fantastic
Leading to strange and wondrous dreams
a picture of mickey mouse with fireworks coming out of his hands and the caption ieggkmoo
ALT: a picture of mickey mouse with fireworks coming out of his hands and the caption ieggkmoo
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
See
It in your mind
And you will find
In your imagination
Mystery and magic
Visions fantastic
Leading to strange and wondrous dreams
It in your mind
And you will find
In your imagination
Mystery and magic
Visions fantastic
Leading to strange and wondrous dreams
He's compensating.
"Mr. Trump has marveled that he does not need to follow the kind of permitting requirements that he faced back in New York. He doesn’t need approvals from anyone, he has told those around him, and can begin any project at the White House as quickly as he likes."
Inside Trump’s Push to Make the White House Ballroom as Big as Possible
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He's compensating.
I'M SCREAMING 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'M SCREAMING 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
And now it's time for another episode of TRAVEL TIPS WITH RYAN!
For those traveling by air with a child 7 years old or younger:
- don't
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE TRAVEL TIPS!!
For those traveling by air with a child 7 years old or younger:
- don't
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE TRAVEL TIPS!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
And now it's time for another episode of TRAVEL TIPS WITH RYAN!
For those traveling by air with a child 7 years old or younger:
- don't
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE TRAVEL TIPS!!
For those traveling by air with a child 7 years old or younger:
- don't
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE TRAVEL TIPS!!
Holiday PSA
Okay for anybody looking to get a pet...just make sure you have the time, space, money, attention, and love to give. These are still lving beings. Also for the sake of Christ do not get anybody a pet for Christmas, or Birthdays or as a gift. If you still wanna do that then buy a plushie instead.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Holiday PSA
This should not exist.
And yet I love it.
And yet I love it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This should not exist.
And yet I love it.
And yet I love it.
Dem's platform should not be "Let's make our own MAGA." It should be "Fuck MAGA, let's actually help people."
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dem's platform should not be "Let's make our own MAGA." It should be "Fuck MAGA, let's actually help people."
With my Lore Dump out of the way, a reminder to flap your wings and honk, for it is #sillygoosesunday! Unplug from the doom and gloom for 24 hours - trust me, it'll be there tomorrow - and recharge your silliness!
a cartoon drawing of a goose flying with a rainbow trail behind it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a goose flying with a rainbow trail behind it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
With my Lore Dump out of the way, a reminder to flap your wings and honk, for it is #sillygoosesunday! Unplug from the doom and gloom for 24 hours - trust me, it'll be there tomorrow - and recharge your silliness!
Fully aware that should say "Are Synths* human" but I'm not redoing an entire thread because Autocorrect decided to chunk it.
Reset the counter for "Days Bsky Didn't Need an Edit Function."
Reset the counter for "Days Bsky Didn't Need an Edit Function."
They asked what I felt I had expert knowledge of, and I told them I hoover up Fallout information like a Radiation King vacuum. I said one of the most compelling issues in Fallout 4, a game whose main quest gets punched around, was the question of "Are Synthesizer human and deserving of rights?"
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November 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fully aware that should say "Are Synths* human" but I'm not redoing an entire thread because Autocorrect decided to chunk it.
Reset the counter for "Days Bsky Didn't Need an Edit Function."
Reset the counter for "Days Bsky Didn't Need an Edit Function."
RYAN LORE: I was in the running for a staff writing position at a website. Pay was okay, but most importantly, it would be regular work. They kept insisting that they wanted to "keep it about the games."
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November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
RYAN LORE: I was in the running for a staff writing position at a website. Pay was okay, but most importantly, it would be regular work. They kept insisting that they wanted to "keep it about the games."
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Post someone who looks good in red.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Post someone who looks good in red.
Listen, IDGAF. They can list shampoo (V05), they can list chili (Hormel), they can list TP they use for all I care (Cottonelle). But they WILL tell me how much AI is used (0%).
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Listen, IDGAF. They can list shampoo (V05), they can list chili (Hormel), they can list TP they use for all I care (Cottonelle). But they WILL tell me how much AI is used (0%).
Alfred
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Alfred
When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with
Things that may or may not be true but you can never convince me otherwise:
- The rights of any minority group that doesn't exist in a hatebubble are the rights of all of us
- Creamy peanut butter is superior to crunchy I SAID WHAT I SAID
- They claim "Pass the Dutchie" is not about drugs but it is
- The rights of any minority group that doesn't exist in a hatebubble are the rights of all of us
- Creamy peanut butter is superior to crunchy I SAID WHAT I SAID
- They claim "Pass the Dutchie" is not about drugs but it is
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Things that may or may not be true but you can never convince me otherwise:
- The rights of any minority group that doesn't exist in a hatebubble are the rights of all of us
- Creamy peanut butter is superior to crunchy I SAID WHAT I SAID
- They claim "Pass the Dutchie" is not about drugs but it is
- The rights of any minority group that doesn't exist in a hatebubble are the rights of all of us
- Creamy peanut butter is superior to crunchy I SAID WHAT I SAID
- They claim "Pass the Dutchie" is not about drugs but it is
As a former m*th user, I must stand firms that out of all the weirdo sh*t I did or didn't do, squirrels were never paraded about.
If the Soviet Union was a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, then the current United States is a parade of squirrels, hopped up on meth, inside a circle jerk. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/why-are-we...
Why Are We Going to War With Venezuela
Seriously - why the fuck are we going to war with Venezuela?
michaelianblack.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
As a former m*th user, I must stand firms that out of all the weirdo sh*t I did or didn't do, squirrels were never paraded about.
Prostitution.
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Prostitution.
I know this will cheese off all my PGH followers but I need to know why the Dodgers haven't dumped Kershaw-sized contracts on Skenes' front lawn yet.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I know this will cheese off all my PGH followers but I need to know why the Dodgers haven't dumped Kershaw-sized contracts on Skenes' front lawn yet.
Two thoughts:
This guy's SEVERE side eye is giving me life, and
Mrs. Miller may want to rethink her make-up routine before ICE agents get froggy around her.
This guy's SEVERE side eye is giving me life, and
Mrs. Miller may want to rethink her make-up routine before ICE agents get froggy around her.
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Two thoughts:
This guy's SEVERE side eye is giving me life, and
Mrs. Miller may want to rethink her make-up routine before ICE agents get froggy around her.
This guy's SEVERE side eye is giving me life, and
Mrs. Miller may want to rethink her make-up routine before ICE agents get froggy around her.