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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
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🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
WRITING INQUIRIES: [email protected]
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Why did Microsoft stay silent on recent Halo imagery?
Analysis of Halo trademark use in public messaging and how Microsoft’s silence shapes audience perception and brand identity.
popgeeks.com
My latest piece for @popgeeks.bsky.social is out and I'm exceptionally proud of it. Sometimes, you have to talk about the elephant in the room specifically because said elephant is nowhere to be seen.
#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo
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#gamingsky #gamersky #gaymersky #xbox #microsoft #halo
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Calling it right now: Clay Fighter 63 1/3
Finally finished editing the audio for the next video. We're celebrating 100K subs by counting down my top 100 fighting games. The video is just barely over 3 hours long. Now let's see if I can edit this within the next two weeks.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Calling it right now: Clay Fighter 63 1/3
Bedrock Motor Works
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bedrock Motor Works
always
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
always
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I feel like people need to know the first visual depiction of Frankenstein's monster made him kind of a gen z Bushwick himbo??
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I feel like people need to know the first visual depiction of Frankenstein's monster made him kind of a gen z Bushwick himbo??
PANSYGRAM!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS :D
I *so* hope you dig it! And again, one word: MIKEY.
That is all. Enjoy, and happy viewing!
I *so* hope you dig it! And again, one word: MIKEY.
That is all. Enjoy, and happy viewing!
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
PANSYGRAM!!
The Epstein Island Christmas Party & White Elephant Gift Exchange
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Epstein Island Christmas Party & White Elephant Gift Exchange
CHARADES! America's favorite "I Swear To God If You Try To Explain Catan One More Time" game!
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
CHARADES! America's favorite "I Swear To God If You Try To Explain Catan One More Time" game!
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
**enunciating** BEEF with BACON is BURGER BEHAVIOR.
Boeuf with bacoun is burgher behavior.
Beef with bacon is burger behavior.
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
**enunciating** BEEF with BACON is BURGER BEHAVIOR.
It makes sense. They have all the cognitive ability of a kindergarten class at naptime.
* WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT: THERE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT OF ALMOST QUIET TIME IN THE LABOR MARKET
@reuters.com #QuietTime
@reuters.com #QuietTime
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It makes sense. They have all the cognitive ability of a kindergarten class at naptime.
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Absolutely slumming it today. Not one single f**k given.
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Absolutely slumming it today. Not one single f**k given.
It came out in my adult lifetime WHY ARE WE REMAKING THIS
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It came out in my adult lifetime WHY ARE WE REMAKING THIS
33: SHOULD win
Beach: LOL no
Bananza: probably going to get treated the way the Oscars treats musicals - the personality hire
Hades II: good but I don't feel it had the same type of impact as the first did
Silksong: WILL win and will announce the threequel releasing in 2078
Deliverance II: also no
Beach: LOL no
Bananza: probably going to get treated the way the Oscars treats musicals - the personality hire
Hades II: good but I don't feel it had the same type of impact as the first did
Silksong: WILL win and will announce the threequel releasing in 2078
Deliverance II: also no
The Game Awards GOTY nominees leaked:
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
33: SHOULD win
Beach: LOL no
Bananza: probably going to get treated the way the Oscars treats musicals - the personality hire
Hades II: good but I don't feel it had the same type of impact as the first did
Silksong: WILL win and will announce the threequel releasing in 2078
Deliverance II: also no
Beach: LOL no
Bananza: probably going to get treated the way the Oscars treats musicals - the personality hire
Hades II: good but I don't feel it had the same type of impact as the first did
Silksong: WILL win and will announce the threequel releasing in 2078
Deliverance II: also no
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
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This is one of the heaviest customer traffic times when record revenue comes in but workers somehow make less and work longer hours— all while being treated as emotional punching bags by wealthy customers taking out their holiday anxieties on workers. Learn more and do NOT cross the picket line:
Want to get involved in supporting striking Starbucks baristas like these fine folks are? Join our mass call TONIGHT!
If you stand with baristas in this fight, we can show Starbucks that when we're united, we can never be defeated. ✊
RSVP here: bit.ly/4pbwwy7 #NoContractNoCoffee
If you stand with baristas in this fight, we can show Starbucks that when we're united, we can never be defeated. ✊
RSVP here: bit.ly/4pbwwy7 #NoContractNoCoffee
Workers across the country are on strike because Starbucks refuses to settle a fair contract with @sbworkersunited.org
Pinellas DSA flyered yesterday in downtown St. Pete to tell the public DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of the strike! 🚫☕️
@demsocialists.bsky.social @dsa-labor.bsky.social
Pinellas DSA flyered yesterday in downtown St. Pete to tell the public DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of the strike! 🚫☕️
@demsocialists.bsky.social @dsa-labor.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of the heaviest customer traffic times when record revenue comes in but workers somehow make less and work longer hours— all while being treated as emotional punching bags by wealthy customers taking out their holiday anxieties on workers. Learn more and do NOT cross the picket line:
Ladies and gentlemen: your 2025 GOTY I don't care if it's been released yet or not.
In case you didn't know, there is currently a Kickstarter for a Danger Mouse video game.
Danger Mouse: The Official Console Game
Celebrate the 45th Birthday of Danger Mouse! 15 side scrolling, arcade battle action, super danger filled levels for PC and consoles!
www.kickstarter.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: your 2025 GOTY I don't care if it's been released yet or not.
@merriam-webster.com please weigh in?
So to be clear. Judgement and Judgment are both acceptable ways to spell the word, right?
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@merriam-webster.com please weigh in?
Beef with bacon is burger behavior.
Beefing over bacon is bird behavior.
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Beef with bacon is burger behavior.
I'm so sorry, real world, but I'm afraid today is a no-people day
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm so sorry, real world, but I'm afraid today is a no-people day
"Christ on a fucking submarine sandwich" is immediately entering my vernacular
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Christ on a fucking submarine sandwich" is immediately entering my vernacular
Today's #pittsburgh forecast: today's high is so low it just called me a Boomer.
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Today's #pittsburgh forecast: today's high is so low it just called me a Boomer.