Effin' Birds
@effinbirds.com
Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
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ON THE ROAD AGAIN! I'll likely add one or two more shows this year, so keep your eyes on my website.
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This one is my favorite
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January 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
This one is my favorite
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Winter wonderland my ass.
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Winter wonderland my ass.
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Another Unbound victim here. I’ve got 25 followers here 😆 hoping you all buy a copy of my newly republished book Legends of the Leaf. Ie any of my books actually. Janeperrone.com/books
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Another Unbound victim here. I’ve got 25 followers here 😆 hoping you all buy a copy of my newly republished book Legends of the Leaf. Ie any of my books actually. Janeperrone.com/books
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They tried to sell my parents' art back to me.
My parents' art. That my parents & I gave to Unbound entirely for free, to help them launch my book. Which Unbound then asked my readers for money for. Then ran off with that money.
They tried to sell that back to me.
You really couldn't make it up.
My parents' art. That my parents & I gave to Unbound entirely for free, to help them launch my book. Which Unbound then asked my readers for money for. Then ran off with that money.
They tried to sell that back to me.
You really couldn't make it up.
LOL they're trying to sell the MARKETING FREEBIES
January 23, 2026 at 5:55 PM
They tried to sell my parents' art back to me.
My parents' art. That my parents & I gave to Unbound entirely for free, to help them launch my book. Which Unbound then asked my readers for money for. Then ran off with that money.
They tried to sell that back to me.
You really couldn't make it up.
My parents' art. That my parents & I gave to Unbound entirely for free, to help them launch my book. Which Unbound then asked my readers for money for. Then ran off with that money.
They tried to sell that back to me.
You really couldn't make it up.
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Oh my god, it's my new response to finding out someone's using GenAI nonsense.
January 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Oh my god, it's my new response to finding out someone's using GenAI nonsense.
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It's cold out there but you can stay warm with our new woven blankets!
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It's cold out there but you can stay warm with our new woven blankets!
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The average earnings of a professional author in the UK is under £7,000 per year.
That's dismal.
But with hard work, over many years, you might earn more than that.
But then your publisher might just decide to not pay you.
And there will be fuck all you can do apart from talking about it online.
That's dismal.
But with hard work, over many years, you might earn more than that.
But then your publisher might just decide to not pay you.
And there will be fuck all you can do apart from talking about it online.
Tom and I (and many others) got totally fucked by the same publisher.
I have 88k followers here, and if every one of you bought a book, those royalties would pretty much add up to what they owe me.
Related great news: my books & cards will be back in UK & EU stores next month.
eatf.art
I have 88k followers here, and if every one of you bought a book, those royalties would pretty much add up to what they owe me.
Related great news: my books & cards will be back in UK & EU stores next month.
eatf.art
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The average earnings of a professional author in the UK is under £7,000 per year.
That's dismal.
But with hard work, over many years, you might earn more than that.
But then your publisher might just decide to not pay you.
And there will be fuck all you can do apart from talking about it online.
That's dismal.
But with hard work, over many years, you might earn more than that.
But then your publisher might just decide to not pay you.
And there will be fuck all you can do apart from talking about it online.
Tom and I (and many others) got totally fucked by the same publisher.
I have 88k followers here, and if every one of you bought a book, those royalties would pretty much add up to what they owe me.
Related great news: my books & cards will be back in UK & EU stores next month.
eatf.art
I have 88k followers here, and if every one of you bought a book, those royalties would pretty much add up to what they owe me.
Related great news: my books & cards will be back in UK & EU stores next month.
eatf.art
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Tom and I (and many others) got totally fucked by the same publisher.
I have 88k followers here, and if every one of you bought a book, those royalties would pretty much add up to what they owe me.
Related great news: my books & cards will be back in UK & EU stores next month.
eatf.art
I have 88k followers here, and if every one of you bought a book, those royalties would pretty much add up to what they owe me.
Related great news: my books & cards will be back in UK & EU stores next month.
eatf.art
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I am CRYING LAUGHING that I didn't know you bought EATF.ART??!??
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I am CRYING LAUGHING that I didn't know you bought EATF.ART??!??
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Fuck yes, I do.
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Fuck yes, I do.
January 23, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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I’m gonna pin today’s @effinbirds.com to my cubicle wall because every day is January 22
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I’m gonna pin today’s @effinbirds.com to my cubicle wall because every day is January 22
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Me once again going to a colleague and apologizing for not doing things right because I asked questions and got half assed answers and yet @effinbirds.com gives me this for yesterday and today.
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Me once again going to a colleague and apologizing for not doing things right because I asked questions and got half assed answers and yet @effinbirds.com gives me this for yesterday and today.
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Continually impressed by the accuracy and beauty of the @effinbirds.com Field Guide to Identification
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Continually impressed by the accuracy and beauty of the @effinbirds.com Field Guide to Identification
Do I need to re-tell the story of how I stepped in at the last minute to fund the local hockey league's season but then parents complained until they kicked me out as a sponsor because they didn't want their kids playing on The Effin' Birds?
That’s someone who is truly dedicated to being offended.
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Do I need to re-tell the story of how I stepped in at the last minute to fund the local hockey league's season but then parents complained until they kicked me out as a sponsor because they didn't want their kids playing on The Effin' Birds?
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Probably have to make one that says, "BITCH WHY YOU OPENING MY MAIL" now, huh?
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Probably have to make one that says, "BITCH WHY YOU OPENING MY MAIL" now, huh?
The concierge at my apartment, so apologetic, told me about the woman who demanded to know who lives in my unit and why they were ordering vulgar blankets. She took a package not addressed to her, opened it, and was offended to find a huge woven blanket that says BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The concierge at my apartment, so apologetic, told me about the woman who demanded to know who lives in my unit and why they were ordering vulgar blankets. She took a package not addressed to her, opened it, and was offended to find a huge woven blanket that says BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK
