Effin' Birds
@effinbirds.com
Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
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Effin' Birds
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Every weekend in 2026 you can make your own sweary bird comics. Check eatf.art for online ordering options, or visit your local bookstore to grab yours.
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As I always say, I could easily repost every @effinbirds.com cartoon, but this is an absolute instant classic that I absolutely cannot resist. 💩🌪️
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As I always say, I could easily repost every @effinbirds.com cartoon, but this is an absolute instant classic that I absolutely cannot resist. 💩🌪️
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I tried putting this on while working and thought, how bad could it be really. It's... impressive on that axis.
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I tried putting this on while working and thought, how bad could it be really. It's... impressive on that axis.
Order by December 15th to get these goddamned delights before Christmas. And don't forget to add greeting cards and stickers for the perfect holiday package.
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December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Order by December 15th to get these goddamned delights before Christmas. And don't forget to add greeting cards and stickers for the perfect holiday package.
effinbirds.threadless.com
effinbirds.threadless.com
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I’d wager a Swiss Colony Beef Log that you can’t listen to this whole playlist without ever hitting the skip button.
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’d wager a Swiss Colony Beef Log that you can’t listen to this whole playlist without ever hitting the skip button.
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The @effinbirds.com Christmas cards continue to bring joy. Got sent a video of a friend’s toddler all dressed in a Christmas onesie taking the card and running off with it, the words “Fuck your holiday cheer” clearly visible.
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The @effinbirds.com Christmas cards continue to bring joy. Got sent a video of a friend’s toddler all dressed in a Christmas onesie taking the card and running off with it, the words “Fuck your holiday cheer” clearly visible.
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me everyday at work
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
me everyday at work
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Hey Toronto! Get yourselves to the Tranzac Club today before 5 to pick up some sweary holiday swag from @effinbirds.com, as well as less sweary books, comics, art and more from other creators.
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hey Toronto! Get yourselves to the Tranzac Club today before 5 to pick up some sweary holiday swag from @effinbirds.com, as well as less sweary books, comics, art and more from other creators.
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Fine, I’ll do a holiday. I get to bring the soundtrack.
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Fine, I’ll do a holiday. I get to bring the soundtrack.
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Don’t forget this is actually what is hiding behind the leadership at Unbound/Boundless protestations of “aw shucks publishing is a risky business market and sometimes when you’re really weally bwave and twy to help authors shit happens but we did our best honest”
Alleged Calculated Malicious Fraud
Alleged Calculated Malicious Fraud
I said in an interview that I have a lot of empathy for you because you lost your dream, too.
But Unbound's sales reports showing my second book as a flop when it actually sold out its print run was unfathomably cruel. Seeing Ingram's data, showing 10x the sales I was paid for, broke my heart.
But Unbound's sales reports showing my second book as a flop when it actually sold out its print run was unfathomably cruel. Seeing Ingram's data, showing 10x the sales I was paid for, broke my heart.
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Don’t forget this is actually what is hiding behind the leadership at Unbound/Boundless protestations of “aw shucks publishing is a risky business market and sometimes when you’re really weally bwave and twy to help authors shit happens but we did our best honest”
Alleged Calculated Malicious Fraud
Alleged Calculated Malicious Fraud
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This is ridiculously hilarious. Listen to it. Trust me. 🤣
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This is ridiculously hilarious. Listen to it. Trust me. 🤣
This is the first year that Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime is not the second last song. I am very happy with what dethroned it.
Is it 90% “Wonderful Christmastime”?
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is the first year that Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime is not the second last song. I am very happy with what dethroned it.
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
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'How about your spirit animal is shut the fuck up' stickers added to our liquidation store (limited quantities):
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Spirit Animal Sticker
You've read the article, now you can own the sticker. These 'How about your spirit animal is shut the f*** up?' stickers ship ready to be stuckered, and are handy for when someone claims they have a s...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
'How about your spirit animal is shut the fuck up' stickers added to our liquidation store (limited quantities):
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Toronto, go get your merch! 😎👍
Aaron is a wonderful, delightful person and is very funny in person, I was fortunate to meet him at Cincinnati ComicCon 2 years ago and saved him from eating Skyline Chili. He survived! You’re welcome everyone. 😎👍
Aaron is a wonderful, delightful person and is very funny in person, I was fortunate to meet him at Cincinnati ComicCon 2 years ago and saved him from eating Skyline Chili. He survived! You’re welcome everyone. 😎👍
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Toronto, go get your merch! 😎👍
Aaron is a wonderful, delightful person and is very funny in person, I was fortunate to meet him at Cincinnati ComicCon 2 years ago and saved him from eating Skyline Chili. He survived! You’re welcome everyone. 😎👍
Aaron is a wonderful, delightful person and is very funny in person, I was fortunate to meet him at Cincinnati ComicCon 2 years ago and saved him from eating Skyline Chili. He survived! You’re welcome everyone. 😎👍
LAST APPEARANCE OF 2025, this Sunday in Toronto.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
LAST APPEARANCE OF 2025, this Sunday in Toronto.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
SHITMAS TIME IS HERE: I've updated my epic, three-hour playlist of the worst holiday music known to humanity. You can find Apple Music and Spotify links to it, plus all my holiday merch and greeting cards, at shitm.as
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
SHITMAS TIME IS HERE: I've updated my epic, three-hour playlist of the worst holiday music known to humanity. You can find Apple Music and Spotify links to it, plus all my holiday merch and greeting cards, at shitm.as