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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Any time I hear US or European news talk about what is going on, be it ICE or Greenland I realize how just insane liberals are. They talk about the most insane violent political moves like its Pepsi launching a new flavor.
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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brandon beane just got a promotion lmaooo
they’ve all figured out the real hack:

while that idiot is over there coaching, i can spend all my time making sure the owner loves me in the same way he would a golden retriever. then when times get tough only one of us has a strong relationship with the owner 😈
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 PM
If my team fired the guy who kept them together despite the best efforts of the guy they subsequently promoted, and the first words out of the owner's mouth were a malapropism worthy of a 6-year-old... I'd be breaking a lot more than folding tables. 😂
The Bills' statement on firing Sean McDermott:
January 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Oh, that contention window is just slamming shut, isn't it?
Talking to NFL executives around the league about Buffalo’s next head coach options, the name that keeps coming up is a familiar one, a Buffalo native and someone Josh Allen loves: Brian Daboll.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award
NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize.
TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president
NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it.
TRUMP: jealousy PM
Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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It was the Cubs winning the World Series that doomed us all.
I’m beginning to think we shifted into this utterly stupid timeline in 2016 when Bowie, Prince and Leonard Cohen died. Things have been pretty bad since then.
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
SportsCenter had to throw one last knife at me by noting this was the Rams' first playoff game with 3 INTs since the Favre 6-pick game.
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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📣 If you’re looking for a whistle and to support a great local store, Lion’s Tooth Bookstore in Bay View is the place to be! Stop by, grab a great book and pick up a whistle too!

#ICE #Milwaukee #Wisconsin
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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If only the Playoff Bowl was recognized...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playoff...
Playoff Bowl - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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"Hey Mevis, did you like, score? Huh huh huh.
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Don't forget, Ben Johnson's ego cost the Bears 6 points in the first half.
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Christ, *I* made that pre-snap read. 😂
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
There's thr Caleb airmail INT he's been due for!

(Frat Stafford's going to throw a pick-6, huh?)
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Stewart got over-aggressive and gave up the edge to maybe the fastest QB in the NFL. Not ideal.
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
That fucking pitch play, why does McVay and his friends all love it so much?
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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This is The Last Supper now.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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bears will go to seattle next week and suddenly the seahawks' defenders will all like forget to tie their shoes or some silly shit like that. guys slippin out of their cleats and floppin around the grass while caleb lobs up backward passes straight into the air that fall harmlessly into a wr's hands
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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You have the presumptive MVP and potential OPOY. And you don't take a shot?
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Oh come on, McVay, give your team at least one chance to win it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What was that asshole doing?
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Teach tape of why they tell you not to hurdle.
the Rams got a potentially game-saving tackle by

a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM