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Running into a snag in contract negotiations with Lane Kiffin by offering to compensate him in BayouBucks, redeemable in the student union cafeteria hall and bookshop.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Well... it can last as long as the UCL delivering it. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Makes you wonder what kind of offers he was fielding elsewhere, or if Toronto was just determined to get him no matter what.

Maybe it's in Canadian dollars?
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Peralta might be a $300M pitcher in this market.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
And it's been quite a while since he's been *really* good. Over his last 100 starts or so, he's been, like... Charlie Morton from 2011-2024. Which is fine, I just don't know if it's $210M of fine.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by Apple Pie Enthusiast
There are social constraints so the pope can’t say it directly. But he only thinks this because chicagoans are too lazy for polyamory
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sweet, hopefully I can get up to this one!
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Or the times he single-handedly carried bad teams much farther than they had any right to go, like 2016.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's a kind of sickness that I remember both of these guys. Saenz, in particular.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I wouldn't go around proudly telling people all of my stupidest opinions like this, but you have to walk your own path, I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Especially when these standards are only applied to a very narrow and specific class of people...
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
It's been 10 months with scarcely any turnover in the administration, he's probably bored without anyone getting the heave-ho yet.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM