Christian D'Andrea
@trainisland.bsky.social
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@ForTheWin NFL writer. PFWA. writes about beer. Not well, mind you formers @draftkings, @SBNation, @uproxx, @rushthecourt @anchorofgold Rhode Island cuisine expert. i use antlers in all of my decorating. Vanderbilt forever
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it only took one game against Cam Skattebo for Za'Darius Smith to prioritize his health and move on
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oooooh Brian Branch is not taking tonight's loss well
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Rock Ya-Sin is having just a horrible, terrible, very bad no-good night
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(inside Buffalo Wild Wings' media huddle)

"ok, so it says here our ads confuse people?"
"confuse? confuse how? it's a mythic buffalo whose bloodlust for the apocalypse can only be sated by boneless wings."
"well yes, everyone's clear on that. but they want to know: does he get his dick wet???"
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it didn't count, but some heroic blocking from Amon-Ra St. Brown to get his quarterback a receiving touchdown (briefly)
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look i know that this game was already effectively over

still though

Mac Jones, don't throw 3 yards short of the sticks on 4th down
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Evan MacPherson doinks in a 67-yard field goal (after the Packers take a timeout. he missed the follow-up, short and right)
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gahhhhhhh

(also, nine sacks for -55 yards)
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oh we might be getting the Matthew Golden breakout today
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Chris Boswell's plant foot takes out a divot roughly 2 inches into the dirt because the Steelers turf serves no master but chaos
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Drake Maye good for 21+ EPA, 4-4 on throws at least 15 yards downfield on a day where his top receivers are Pop Douglas and Kayshon Boutte

kid might be special
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the most George Pickens stiff-arm possible
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JJ Watt is calling the Steelers game, which means we got Mickie's Dairy Bar and Spotted Cow references in a game 400 miles away from Wisconsin
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DK Metcalf creates a ton of space downfield but Aaron Rodgers can't get the ball to him or even underthrow him enough to draw the DPI
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i had concerns about Aaron Rodgers on a designed rollout, and while he's slow he's still shifty enough to make it work. looks more comfortable running today than he has in a while (even if it's not suuuuuppppperrrrr comfortable)
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the Steelers are trying like hell to exploit Tyson Campbell in his first game as a Brown and Campbell isn't having it
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not sure even prime Rodgers escapes this one. Steelers consistently losing 5-on-4 battles up front. Cleveland barely has to blitz
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conversely, if your left tackle and tailback wind up swatting at ghosts, Aaron Rodgers can also do this (which is less good)
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keep Aaron Rodgers protected or let him get off a quick pass to his first read and he can still make gorgeous throws on third down
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they called this a blindside block on Jabrill Peppers to wipe out a 40-plus yard punt return