Effin' Birds
@effinbirds.com
Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
Order by December 15th to get these goddamned delights before Christmas. And don't forget to add greeting cards and stickers for the perfect holiday package.
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December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Order by December 15th to get these goddamned delights before Christmas. And don't forget to add greeting cards and stickers for the perfect holiday package.
effinbirds.threadless.com
effinbirds.threadless.com
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
LAST APPEARANCE OF 2025, this Sunday in Toronto.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
LAST APPEARANCE OF 2025, this Sunday in Toronto.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
Check effinbirds.com/appearances for 2026's schedule so far.
SHITMAS TIME IS HERE: I've updated my epic, three-hour playlist of the worst holiday music known to humanity. You can find Apple Music and Spotify links to it, plus all my holiday merch and greeting cards, at shitm.as
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
SHITMAS TIME IS HERE: I've updated my epic, three-hour playlist of the worst holiday music known to humanity. You can find Apple Music and Spotify links to it, plus all my holiday merch and greeting cards, at shitm.as
Here's what I see when choosing calendars.com on my website:
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Here's what I see when choosing calendars.com on my website:
It's Cyber Monday, which means Threadless' biggest sale of the year ends today. Don't be the kind of dumbass that misses out on $12 tees and up to 40% off everything else!
effinbirds.threadless.com
effinbirds.threadless.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's Cyber Monday, which means Threadless' biggest sale of the year ends today. Don't be the kind of dumbass that misses out on $12 tees and up to 40% off everything else!
effinbirds.threadless.com
effinbirds.threadless.com
Last day of FAN EXPO San Francisco! I'm here until 5 with 2026 calendars, exclusive patches and pins, and some original art. My last US appearance of 2025!
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Last day of FAN EXPO San Francisco! I'm here until 5 with 2026 calendars, exclusive patches and pins, and some original art. My last US appearance of 2025!
