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Mikey Bats
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Talks about stuff. May say nice things. Loveable, loyal, motivated by bacon. MMA (UFC) | Puroresu (AEW, WWE) | Lakers | Dodgers | Vegas Golden Knights | Raiders
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I ignore most internet squabbles. We're all adults and can handle ourselves. However I get paternal of my friends and certain people I like. Don't slander them or I'll feel forced to interject. Now I won't be mean and nasty. But don't push it. #PSA
Of course cops didn't read Luigi Mangione his Miranda rights when he was arrested. Lmao
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Scrolled too fast and thought Colby Covington vs Luke Rockhold was going to be a MMA fight or even boxing. Turns out it's in freestyle wrestling. Nevermind. Imao
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the history of the WCW Women’s Cruiserweight Title - a WCW championship that no WCW wrestler ever held! 🤼‍♂️
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Saw random post on Twitter which said "What women call 'mental load' and 'emotional labor' is just self-created anxiety they place on themselves by taking on more responsibility without being asked."

Huh? That is literally also men. Acting as if only women do it is dumb. Stfu. lol
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Quentin Tarantino is arguably my favorite film director. But it doesn't mean I agree with every opinion he gives. He's entitled to an opinion but insinuating Paul Dano sucks as an actor is weird.
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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“My plagiarism machine broke so now I have to google how to wipe my ass.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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i think the american military *has* to keep the mythos of ww2 alive because in basically every other conflict since, the US is pretty unambiguously the bad guys
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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“I wanted bad things to happen to other people, not me.”
- Every trump voter
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Sami Zayn reminding Seth Rollins of how he 'created' the monster Roman Reigns became after betraying The Shield in 2014.

Again. The Tribal Chief never did a thing wrong in his life. ☝🏽
December 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
It's so weirdly disrespectful to continue attempting The Michigan up by 1 goal for the majority of the period. Meanwhile I'm fighting for my life trying to tie the game. The NHL 26 algorithm is dumb.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Shea Hey Kid! Theodore gets a win for Vegas against the Chicago Blackhawks in a penalty shootout. More importantly free McDonald's fries tomorrow. #VGKvsCHI
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
There are many bad faith contrarians among media and fans. But a lot of the criticism towards the UFC and certain MMA fighters is deserved. Look at how many act like bigots or spew really dumb takes and not think it's a problem. Y'know?
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Asking "Do those who cover MMA (UFC) even like the sport and fighters anymore?" without noting how toxic the landscape has gotten is a bit disingenuous. Trust me I think this as well towards some in the media. But blind positivity isn't healthy either.
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A RONIN WARRIORS SEQUEL?! INJECT IT TO MY VEINS. #SamuraiTroopers
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Seeing critics drop early reviews is how I found out Avatar 3 Fire and Ash is out this month. I thought it was coming in 2026. Plus Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair? Bruh. 🤌🏼🔥
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Whether the story about Abdul Carter of the New York Giants is real or not. It's just funny.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Growing up is realizing America has long been acting like someone who plays Madden NFL Franchise mode with the salary cap off and ability to override/force any trade they want on.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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It has “Christmas In Hollis” and “Let It Snow.” It has Christmas packing tape and a Christmas tree at a Christmas party. It has a Santa suit and “HO-HO-HO.” It happens at Christmas and involves a visit for Christmas. This is not a hard question.
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Happy belated Birthday Chelsea! Hope you had a great day and may life be kind another year. 🎂 @yeahnothankyou.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The LeBron James streak of 1,297 games in a row scoring at least 10 points lives. #Lakers
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Devin Williams Mets deal: $45M for 3 years. $5M per deferred for 11/20 years with $6M bonus prorated equal over 3 yrs
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
That wasn't a stiff arm by Stevenson, that was a chokeslam. lol #MNF
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Younghoe Koo stub his foot into the turf and doesn't even to kick the ball. That type of glitch isn't even in Madden. Bruh. #MNF #NYGvsNE
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM