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Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · Dec 11

*taps sign*

I ignore most internet squabbles. We're all adults and can handle ourselves. However I get paternal of my friends and certain people I like. Don't slander them or I'll feel forced to interject. Now I won't be mean and nasty. But don't push it. #PSA

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Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 16d

"Never really been political?"

Somebody please explain to Jimmy Fallon that making fun of political figures on both sides, as well as having them on as guests, addressing national tragedies such as school shootings, etc means his show is inherently political whether he realizes it or not.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 3h

They threw out free Aces swag and I caught this BUCKETS plushie. One handed. 🐰 💪🏼 #Parade #LVAces #WNBAChampions #RaiseTheStakes

Holding up a plush toy version of Las Vegas Aces mascot BUCKET$ at the 2025 Championship Parade and Rally.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 3h

March 2003. That's how old it is. People had 22 years and counting to tell their politicians to get rid of it. And didn't.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 14h

Waiting on Luda.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 15h

The Las Vegas Aces rally is over but party ain't stopping. Now Crime Mob, Mya and Ludacris are set to turn this place out. #Parade #LVAces #WNBAChampions #RaiseTheStakes

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Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 17h

We are now doing the wave. #Parade #LVAces #WNBAChampions #RaiseTheStakes

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 17h

It is an absolutely perfect day in Las Vegas to celebrate the Aces 2025 championship with a parade. #LVAces #WNBAChampions #RaiseTheStakes

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 22h

Just a walking skinsuit at this point.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 22h

The clown in chief thought it fucking with Chicago, LA and NY was going to go over well. Like, do they not realize who makes up those cities? Absolute helium for brains administration.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 22h

So when Detroit penny pinches Tarik Skubal and he ends up going to Los Angeles in 2026. I can't wait for the mental gymnastics from baseball marks of how that's the Dodgers fault.

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Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 23h

Instead of appreciating the fact AEW champ Kris Statlander started watching Dragon Ball. She got pressed her for not specifically clarifying which series it was.

CAN WRESTLING FANS STOP BEING INSUFFERABLE FOR 2 SECONDS?! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 1d

Ace Frehley of KISS? Really?! 2025 is just being a jerk at this point. Rest well, Spaceman. 😔🤘🏼 #RIP

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 1d

Naturally it means he's gonna play Sean Penn in a biopic movie (which the actual Sean Penn directs) and win an OSCAR for it.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 3d

Man, fuck cancer. Rest well, D'Angelo. 😔 #RIPDAngelo

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 3d

That covers a LOT of ground here. lol

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 3d

I know, I know. Forgive me. Fwiw it's only when I get a coupon on something. lol

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 4d

A salary cap? MLB fans constantly and conveniently complain about how the Dodgers and Yankees are 'ruining' baseball by 'buying' championships.

Over the last 25 years. New York and Los Angeles have won the World Series only 4 times. Combined. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 4d

D'Angelo passed away?!? C'mon 2025, stop it. 😔 #RIP

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 4d

*pleads the fifth* 🤐

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 4d

My favorite aspect of the Columbus legend is him getting rejected by the Portuguese gets spun as them not recognizing the genius of his idea. No - he went into a roomful of expert navigators and made basic math mistakes, they thought he was a moron, and they wouldn't fund his idea on that basis.

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Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 4d

Brew Crew, J. Crew, Desmond Tutu...

🗣Dodgers in 5. #LADvsMIL #NLCS #LetsGoDodgers

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 4d

If Merab retains the belt against Petr Yan again. UFC must book his next title defense for Chicago to rub it in.

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 4d

Other than money Merab must just be bored. A rematch with Petr Yan is unnecessary at this moment. But glad he keeps the division moving. #UFC323

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 6d

When Charles Oliveira was Lightweight Champ. His next defense after beating Dustin Poirier should've been Max Holloway. A BMF title fight between them now in 2025 feels like a weak make up call. Still, do it UFC. #UFCRio

Mikey Bats @mikejbknows.bsky.social · 6d

Charles Oliveira is the first to beat Mateusz Gamrot by submission in his MMA career. #UFCRio