"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
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yes yes queer and sex-positive, porn addiction isn't real, but also if you think it's suuuper hot when a toddler needs help getting out of their shit-filled diaper I think you need to be studied by armed doctors who are not altogether gentle with you or your "condition".
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
yes yes queer and sex-positive, porn addiction isn't real, but also if you think it's suuuper hot when a toddler needs help getting out of their shit-filled diaper I think you need to be studied by armed doctors who are not altogether gentle with you or your "condition".
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you aren't allowed to call someone like this a degenerate without being called a nazi, or a decadent reactionary without being called a tankie, or a pedophile without being called a queerphobe, but if you get an erotic charge from looking at little kids being helpless and covered in shit, die.
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
you aren't allowed to call someone like this a degenerate without being called a nazi, or a decadent reactionary without being called a tankie, or a pedophile without being called a queerphobe, but if you get an erotic charge from looking at little kids being helpless and covered in shit, die.
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hard drive check.
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
hard drive check.
"all their efforts"
you are talking about posting on social media. you have less than 200 followers. what "efforts" are you talking about and what difference do you think they make
you are talking about posting on social media. you have less than 200 followers. what "efforts" are you talking about and what difference do you think they make
yeah man i can't imagine why someone would get upset when you tell them all their efforts are "just dicking around"
i mean your point was correct, but come on now
i mean your point was correct, but come on now
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"all their efforts"
you are talking about posting on social media. you have less than 200 followers. what "efforts" are you talking about and what difference do you think they make
you are talking about posting on social media. you have less than 200 followers. what "efforts" are you talking about and what difference do you think they make
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So many Liberals are literally doing the bit for him.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So many Liberals are literally doing the bit for him.
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if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
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I'm sorry but how the fuck did we cede the word "Degenerate" to these people, who do nothing but play video games in rat-infested homes, kill their parents through neglect, hoard millions of dollars that they don't spend or pay in taxes, and only leave their caves to "get the bag" from corporations?
OH, IT GOT WORSE
(tbf, this is one of the ads in between the actual thing but still)
(tbf, this is one of the ads in between the actual thing but still)
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm sorry but how the fuck did we cede the word "Degenerate" to these people, who do nothing but play video games in rat-infested homes, kill their parents through neglect, hoard millions of dollars that they don't spend or pay in taxes, and only leave their caves to "get the bag" from corporations?
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If you're actively telling people that what you want out of media is something where a specific series of predictable actions and events happen in a specific predictable way, can you blame them for thinking what you want is algorithmically generated media?
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you're actively telling people that what you want out of media is something where a specific series of predictable actions and events happen in a specific predictable way, can you blame them for thinking what you want is algorithmically generated media?
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tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
tbh i genuinely believe that people doing shit like breaking down narrative media into constituent "tropes" and actively pursuing media based around if it fulfills their preferred tropes and showing that you can market a work purely on it fulfilling those tropes was a precursor for AI slop media
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blue state libs when minorities are being cracked down on in the most populated and diverse parts of the country:
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
blue state libs when minorities are being cracked down on in the most populated and diverse parts of the country:
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Cool so the 32 million people who live here should just fucking die, including all those marginalized groups you barely pretend to give a fuck about.
Texas is uniquely violent with its level of bigotry and it's legislatures eagerness to subjugate, antagonize, and attack marginalized groups.
While other states like Tennessee may be equally as bigoted, Texas is unique in how liberally it weaponizes the law and law enforcement to harm groups.
While other states like Tennessee may be equally as bigoted, Texas is unique in how liberally it weaponizes the law and law enforcement to harm groups.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Cool so the 32 million people who live here should just fucking die, including all those marginalized groups you barely pretend to give a fuck about.
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“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
![Tweet by Nico Reznick, AT NicoReznick on 20 June 2025 reads:
“There is a simple test to see if someone should qualify for assisted dying:
If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.
[hashtag] AssistedDyingBill [hashtag] assistedsuicidebill”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3ltsziuodekvpalwz7r6x44c/bafkreifb75ozlukb4tmji3stoy5rigxacp7obmzxfdaljpc4kns252e4uq@jpeg)
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
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blue state party machinery: quick. everybody is watching us. let's commit some crimes and praise Trump in really weird ways
red state party machinery: welcome to our Christmas Mayoral Struggle Session
red state party machinery: welcome to our Christmas Mayoral Struggle Session
Wow: Harris County Democratic officials voted Sunday 186 to 80 to bar Houston Mayor John Whitmire from seeking the party's endorsement over his handling of ICE and appearing at a fundraiser for Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Tx)
Story by @fbugenhagen.bsky.social:
www.chron.com/politics/art...
Story by @fbugenhagen.bsky.social:
www.chron.com/politics/art...
Democrats cut off Whitmire over ICE support and GOP alignment
On Sunday night, Harris County Democrats moved to approve a resolution barring Houston Mayor John Whitmire from future party endorsements.
www.chron.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
blue state party machinery: quick. everybody is watching us. let's commit some crimes and praise Trump in really weird ways
red state party machinery: welcome to our Christmas Mayoral Struggle Session
red state party machinery: welcome to our Christmas Mayoral Struggle Session
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like his complaint is literally that there are people who believe in things, believe those things are right, and believe in those things regardless of whether they are popular.
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
like his complaint is literally that there are people who believe in things, believe those things are right, and believe in those things regardless of whether they are popular.
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i’ll add that what substantively seems to annoy silver is the existence of people with principles
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i’ll add that what substantively seems to annoy silver is the existence of people with principles
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i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
thanks man. living up to the description
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
thanks man. living up to the description
the gift of prophecy is more curse than blessing
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the gift of prophecy is more curse than blessing
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this is the end goal of the “radical feminism” of reactionaries. armed men standing outside of the bathroom judging if you’re fuckable enough to piss. hope it’s everything you ever wanted.
texas literally has assigned armed state troopers to guard the ladies room.
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
Enforcement of Texas’ bathroom bill draws challenges
In its first week, one group’s test of the new restrictions was met with ID checks at women’s restrooms at the Capitol while the Austin City Council moved to circumvent the law's intent.
www.texastribune.org
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
this is the end goal of the “radical feminism” of reactionaries. armed men standing outside of the bathroom judging if you’re fuckable enough to piss. hope it’s everything you ever wanted.
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lame crowd take over cool hangout spot. is shocked when everyone leaves instead of deciding they're cool now
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
lame crowd take over cool hangout spot. is shocked when everyone leaves instead of deciding they're cool now
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bro actually believed the "college is a waste of time" ted talk founderslop
This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
bro actually believed the "college is a waste of time" ted talk founderslop
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Stephen Miller is employing state terror in service of the open goal of shifting the ethnic mix of the country. In numerous ways he's doing this at the expense of public safety.
We spent weeks reporting on Miller's real aims. Here's the result. We hope you'll read:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
We spent weeks reporting on Miller's real aims. Here's the result. We hope you'll read:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
Inside Stephen Miller’s Dark Plot to Build a MAGA Terror State
He is descended from Russian Jews—you know, the kind of people who were once denounced as alien and unassimilable. Today, his project is to unleash government persecution of those he deems alien and u...
newrepublic.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Stephen Miller is employing state terror in service of the open goal of shifting the ethnic mix of the country. In numerous ways he's doing this at the expense of public safety.
We spent weeks reporting on Miller's real aims. Here's the result. We hope you'll read:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
We spent weeks reporting on Miller's real aims. Here's the result. We hope you'll read:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
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the faux-AI evangelists see the artistic process as a race to get to a finished product, instead of something valuable in itself. the process is where you develop those skills you don't have yet, it cannot be skipped, it is where the art happens
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
the faux-AI evangelists see the artistic process as a race to get to a finished product, instead of something valuable in itself. the process is where you develop those skills you don't have yet, it cannot be skipped, it is where the art happens