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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
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Ne, ne travaillez jamais No, never work, that's what they say Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas No, don't let's stop until it's done https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · Dec 2
Hey, our new site went live today! I'll be writing over here from now on. In the midst of importing my old articles over there, but we'll have new ones out daily.

Follow @mediamagpies.com for updates. And check out

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Media Magpies
Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 7m
Oh honey what is you doing
Antitrust fetishist Matt Stoller picking a fight with Derek dieworkwear
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 6m
"Tate Ratledge" is itself an extremely country-music name
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Ketracel Black @ketracelblack.blacksky.app · 9m
It's never been more clear we do not need the police. They need to be abolished and replaced.
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre conservative editors @originalist.bsky.social · 27m
"police control of local news dependent for access, footage evidence deleting or released"

"One-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police"

10,000 family dogs every year (DOJ: "epidemic")

"White nationalists pervade law enforcement"

"Police solve just 2% of all major crimes"
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre conservative editors @originalist.bsky.social · 27m
"police control of local news dependent for access, footage evidence deleting or released"

"One-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police"

10,000 family dogs every year (DOJ: "epidemic")

"White nationalists pervade law enforcement"

"Police solve just 2% of all major crimes"
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 21m
We need UN observers dog
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 2h
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago 31 A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo. The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview. “My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese. From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett. The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 14m
aww man he blocked me. and i never even got to ask about his head injury
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⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 3h
This will be the hill I die on, “porn addiction” is not real, that phrase specifically is used as a dog whistle and is backed only by pseudoscience which has been created by right wing fascist organisations with the intention to demonise minorities. It is not real, actual science proves it isn’t.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 25m
those Tyra Banks "hot ice cream" videos really seem like an I Think You Should Leave sketch that escaped containment. like are we sure Patti Harrison isn't Soul Manning us here
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 1h
Yes yes ofc you get context about Tyra's hot ice cream venture in Australia here u go, here's poison words to rattle around inside YOUR brains for the next few days too 🥰 🥵 🍨
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demon core vidal (halloween style. bc demons are SPOOKY) @regretagarbo.rip · 2d
downloading and posting bc this is IMPORTANT
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 29m
apparently most of Fred's reactions to the play are taken from things Bob Elliott actually said when he saw CATS
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 50m
What's funny about these empty threats is not only that everyone would prefer that, but none of them are actually going to do it. There is no other job that pays you 200k a year to play Candy Crush on your phone and gives you immunity to commit crimes
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Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 1d
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable. " Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 1h
lmao, i love that episode so much
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 1h
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1h
If someone sees trump break not just norms but straight up laws and get away with it and their reaction is “a-HA! Reverse green lantern theory” you’re dealing with a dangerously delusional imbecile
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1h
I don’t mean to sound nasty but if you’re still claiming the democrats did all they could to prevent what is happening right now then you have diarrhoea brains
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 1h
this account is run by Todd from Achewood
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 1h
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 1h
oh fuck yeah this guy is still going
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Gonzo @virexmachina.bsky.social · 2h
It's especially great when "taking on the mob" is just agreeing with everyone on conflicting opinions.
Screenshot of The Free Press homepage with three separate articles saying different people deserve the Nobel Peace Prize: Trump, Machado, and Melania Trump.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3h
It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion. HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though." HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves. The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 2h
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago 31 A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia. A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo. The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview. “My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese. From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett. The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 2h
dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 2h
Ragebaiting people on social media is ironically the exact kind of unproductive, divisive-for-no-reason discourse that Bluesky critics (and critics of the left more generally) claim it engages in
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Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 6h
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 3h
"Of course I have to say they're brilliant, otherwise I'd have to confront that I work for a magazine that staffs hateful idiots to write puff pieces about other hateful idiots."
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