"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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The alt gov accounts have been terrible from the beginning. So good that someone shines a light on them.
This is crazy. AltNPS is claiming that a "new phase is unfolding" called Operation Public Order, aimed at suppressing protest and dissent.
But this "new phase" exists in exactly one place: the Facebook page of the Alt National Park Service.
But this "new phase" exists in exactly one place: the Facebook page of the Alt National Park Service.
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The alt gov accounts have been terrible from the beginning. So good that someone shines a light on them.
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I said so !!
I figured !
He's willing to stake out bold positions on other issues.
Like most politicians, he tells us what he believes. He's chosen to concede on transmisogynistic policy because he is a transmisogynist, in his heart.
He cares about "young men's anxieties" because he shares them.
I figured !
He's willing to stake out bold positions on other issues.
Like most politicians, he tells us what he believes. He's chosen to concede on transmisogynistic policy because he is a transmisogynist, in his heart.
He cares about "young men's anxieties" because he shares them.
Ahh so he’s just openly admitting his absolutely abysmal and transphobic views on trans people in sports are just fully made without listening to any actual facts on the issues, just shit he’s made up based on fear mongering. Cool cool. But did you know he’s the best on trans? He said so!
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I said so !!
I figured !
He's willing to stake out bold positions on other issues.
Like most politicians, he tells us what he believes. He's chosen to concede on transmisogynistic policy because he is a transmisogynist, in his heart.
He cares about "young men's anxieties" because he shares them.
I figured !
He's willing to stake out bold positions on other issues.
Like most politicians, he tells us what he believes. He's chosen to concede on transmisogynistic policy because he is a transmisogynist, in his heart.
He cares about "young men's anxieties" because he shares them.
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Ahh so he’s just openly admitting his absolutely abysmal and transphobic views on trans people in sports are just fully made without listening to any actual facts on the issues, just shit he’s made up based on fear mongering. Cool cool. But did you know he’s the best on trans? He said so!
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ahh so he’s just openly admitting his absolutely abysmal and transphobic views on trans people in sports are just fully made without listening to any actual facts on the issues, just shit he’s made up based on fear mongering. Cool cool. But did you know he’s the best on trans? He said so!
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“get a real job before ai replaces sex work 🤓”
“The work was emotionally exhausting, with chat users confiding intimate details about their real-life relationships, as well as their own emotional trauma, falsely believing they were talking to an unfeeling AI chatbot.”
AI "Companion Bots" Actually Run by Exploited Kenyans, Worker Claims
A new testimony from a remote worker in Kenya details the grueling and exploitative work behind romantic AI chatbots.
futurism.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“get a real job before ai replaces sex work 🤓”
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lol i guess that's one way to respond to being called out for your Nazi posting
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
lol i guess that's one way to respond to being called out for your Nazi posting
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"(((they))) planned it, it's a false flag!" is horrifically anti-semitic. You sound like a Gab poster, fuck off
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"(((they))) planned it, it's a false flag!" is horrifically anti-semitic. You sound like a Gab poster, fuck off
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I still have a Twitter because I sometimes have to stalk people for work and every time I look at it I get psychic damage. It’s a firehose of the worst parts of humanity. Don’t ever go there.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I still have a Twitter because I sometimes have to stalk people for work and every time I look at it I get psychic damage. It’s a firehose of the worst parts of humanity. Don’t ever go there.
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“Come back to twitter to talk sense to these people” makes as much sense as “start watching NewsMax, their coverage needs pushback.”
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Come back to twitter to talk sense to these people” makes as much sense as “start watching NewsMax, their coverage needs pushback.”
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You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
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erika kirk gives us an opportunity to observe the female sociopath in its natural habitat and behaviors: surrounding themselves with male psychopaths for muscle while scrabbling their way into a position to best cause mass suffering by their side
female sociopaths are huge pick-mes its gross
female sociopaths are huge pick-mes its gross
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
erika kirk gives us an opportunity to observe the female sociopath in its natural habitat and behaviors: surrounding themselves with male psychopaths for muscle while scrabbling their way into a position to best cause mass suffering by their side
female sociopaths are huge pick-mes its gross
female sociopaths are huge pick-mes its gross
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I love posts like this especially because it takes it as a given that the cure for unbridled Nazism will somehow be Clinton neoliberalism. “It’s the economy, Adolf” what are we doing here
Look, I hear you, I know, but have you considered: banger
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I love posts like this especially because it takes it as a given that the cure for unbridled Nazism will somehow be Clinton neoliberalism. “It’s the economy, Adolf” what are we doing here
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"I couldn't imagine trying to figure things out for myself anymore." That's the endgame of most technology of the last 20 years.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"I couldn't imagine trying to figure things out for myself anymore." That's the endgame of most technology of the last 20 years.
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this is what Branagh’s Poirot movies got wrong, nobody wants to hear about Poirot’s tragic war past, they just want to see him wax his mustaches drink liqueurs and catch some murderers
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
this is what Branagh’s Poirot movies got wrong, nobody wants to hear about Poirot’s tragic war past, they just want to see him wax his mustaches drink liqueurs and catch some murderers
someone needs to tell Sean Payton that just because it's 4th-and-1 doesn't mean you have to call a play whose upside is one yard
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
someone needs to tell Sean Payton that just because it's 4th-and-1 doesn't mean you have to call a play whose upside is one yard
oh no, Parsons grabbing his knee on a noncontact injury, that doesn't look good
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
oh no, Parsons grabbing his knee on a noncontact injury, that doesn't look good
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With this 7-yard touchdown pass to Josh Downs, 44yo Philip Rivers becomes the weirdest man ever to throw for a touchdown in a NFL game.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
With this 7-yard touchdown pass to Josh Downs, 44yo Philip Rivers becomes the weirdest man ever to throw for a touchdown in a NFL game.
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Liberal class politics is when one of the most powerful political players in Washington with an eight figure net worth calls teachers "elites"
December 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Liberal class politics is when one of the most powerful political players in Washington with an eight figure net worth calls teachers "elites"
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The Raiders braintrust really runs the gamut of how the NFL misattributes competence:
-Good because he used to be good (Carroll)
-Good because he was good at something related but different (Brady)
-Good because his dad was good (Mark Davis)
-Good because he used to be good (Carroll)
-Good because he was good at something related but different (Brady)
-Good because his dad was good (Mark Davis)
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Raiders braintrust really runs the gamut of how the NFL misattributes competence:
-Good because he used to be good (Carroll)
-Good because he was good at something related but different (Brady)
-Good because his dad was good (Mark Davis)
-Good because he used to be good (Carroll)
-Good because he was good at something related but different (Brady)
-Good because his dad was good (Mark Davis)
I assume "Old Man Rivers" has been done already
Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I assume "Old Man Rivers" has been done already
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Exactly. Coddling them is not helping them or anyone else, and makes things worse for others.
Hard times are war, depression, tyranny. Not "I saw on my smartphone that people I don't know are reading books at a library in another town at a voluntary family event that I didn't attend." FFS.
Hard times are war, depression, tyranny. Not "I saw on my smartphone that people I don't know are reading books at a library in another town at a voluntary family event that I didn't attend." FFS.
I can understand, even if I disagree, why French wants to try and empathize with the concerns of these RW culture war types. But that empathy is just reinforcing their whiny, spoiled attitude when what they need to be told is to grow the fuck up, those aren’t real problems.
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Exactly. Coddling them is not helping them or anyone else, and makes things worse for others.
Hard times are war, depression, tyranny. Not "I saw on my smartphone that people I don't know are reading books at a library in another town at a voluntary family event that I didn't attend." FFS.
Hard times are war, depression, tyranny. Not "I saw on my smartphone that people I don't know are reading books at a library in another town at a voluntary family event that I didn't attend." FFS.
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But David French, the guys flipping out over Drag Queen Story Hour are the weak men creating hard times.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
But David French, the guys flipping out over Drag Queen Story Hour are the weak men creating hard times.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.
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If you add in Roethlisberger and Manning, it’ll be the first without one of those four since 2002 but the absolute funniest possible outcome is if it includes Philip Rivers anyway
This season will be first AFC title game without either Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady starting at QB since the 2010 season when Ben Roethlisberger beat Mark Sanchez
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you add in Roethlisberger and Manning, it’ll be the first without one of those four since 2002 but the absolute funniest possible outcome is if it includes Philip Rivers anyway