impembo gabecube
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Community outreach minister for Aum Shinrikyo. Gamers Rights advocate. Supporter of the asexual community but not asexual. Apolitical.
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Larry Hama had his finger on the pulse of the last 50 years of American culture when he wrote that Cobra Commander started out as a used car salesman
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Larry Hama had his finger on the pulse of the last 50 years of American culture when he wrote that Cobra Commander started out as a used car salesman
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Dont let yourself get attached to any social media site you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dont let yourself get attached to any social media site you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
Twitter being filled with nothing but bots, fake Nazis from the global south trying to make a little money, and a handful of elderly people really makes me question why some of you insist on it so strongly
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Twitter being filled with nothing but bots, fake Nazis from the global south trying to make a little money, and a handful of elderly people really makes me question why some of you insist on it so strongly
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4chan for boomers lol
so the only age group that’s seen an increase in Twitter usage is 65+. Under 30 usage has decreased from 42% to 33% since 2023
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
4chan for boomers lol
Outer Heaven has long been a go-to to make fun of Kojima’s strange ideas. But we have had little anarcho-capitalist faux states for dejected soldiers before. That’s what pirate isles were! Places for soldiers who were left unpaid and unfed, or who were unceremoniously cut off after a war ended
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Outer Heaven has long been a go-to to make fun of Kojima’s strange ideas. But we have had little anarcho-capitalist faux states for dejected soldiers before. That’s what pirate isles were! Places for soldiers who were left unpaid and unfed, or who were unceremoniously cut off after a war ended
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the news is like "He was apparently a strong and trusted commander in his anti-taliban death squad" bro he was 16. like yeah I'm sure the 12 year olds under his command thought he was really cool but can you guys maybe focus on the fact that the CIA was creating Metal Gear Solid protagonists?
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
the news is like "He was apparently a strong and trusted commander in his anti-taliban death squad" bro he was 16. like yeah I'm sure the 12 year olds under his command thought he was really cool but can you guys maybe focus on the fact that the CIA was creating Metal Gear Solid protagonists?
The people who think having drinks with other rich people is “work” or reading a book on a plane is “work” have a lot of opinions on “work-life balance,” don’t they
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The people who think having drinks with other rich people is “work” or reading a book on a plane is “work” have a lot of opinions on “work-life balance,” don’t they
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I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
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“What if we could blog on your timeline” is how Twitter died
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
“What if we could blog on your timeline” is how Twitter died
That national guard troop died because her surgeon got the news that she was Woke and denied treatment
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
That national guard troop died because her surgeon got the news that she was Woke and denied treatment
Ric Flair has been a daily blackout drunk for around 60 years now and still going strong. They really do need to study his organs when he goes. Even if he drops dead tomorrow that’s a heroic run. He might have some special enzyme that makes you cool
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Ric Flair has been a daily blackout drunk for around 60 years now and still going strong. They really do need to study his organs when he goes. Even if he drops dead tomorrow that’s a heroic run. He might have some special enzyme that makes you cool
If they brought back the old method of opening beer cans with those peel off tabs, or the ones where you manually poke holes into them, Americans would tap into genetic memory and revert to Sunday afternoon drives w/ beer in hand
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
If they brought back the old method of opening beer cans with those peel off tabs, or the ones where you manually poke holes into them, Americans would tap into genetic memory and revert to Sunday afternoon drives w/ beer in hand
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So who "won" Beat Ya Dick Day? I'd like to say it was all of us. You and me. America. But in my heart I know it was, as always, DJ Big Resilient Dick and Balls.
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So who "won" Beat Ya Dick Day? I'd like to say it was all of us. You and me. America. But in my heart I know it was, as always, DJ Big Resilient Dick and Balls.
Honestly I haven’t even heard this rumor but I sort of decided on my own that that’s what he’s been up to for years. He seems particularly fixated on being accepted by those freaks
There have also been persistent rumors Glinner pretends to be a woman on mumsnet.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Honestly I haven’t even heard this rumor but I sort of decided on my own that that’s what he’s been up to for years. He seems particularly fixated on being accepted by those freaks
This is kinda what I mean about the Steam Machine probably coming in at $600-700, not $1000. Similar hardware is so far below $1000 even with RAM prices exploding
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November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is kinda what I mean about the Steam Machine probably coming in at $600-700, not $1000. Similar hardware is so far below $1000 even with RAM prices exploding
Uhhh errrm the actual creator was Steve Ditko, and he would’ve been doing some kind of erotic choking thing to himself
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Uhhh errrm the actual creator was Steve Ditko, and he would’ve been doing some kind of erotic choking thing to himself
Kojima I can never hate u
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Kojima I can never hate u
It hits those syllables in a perfect way that triggers the part of the human brain that makes you go “NEEEEEERRRRRRRD!!!” but it’s extremely useful. Hell, think of the naughty dog games that triggered its wider usage, it applies perfectly and explains an approach to pacing story-based shooters
my most cancelable video game hot take is that i think "ludonarrative dissonance" is a useful term
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It hits those syllables in a perfect way that triggers the part of the human brain that makes you go “NEEEEEERRRRRRRD!!!” but it’s extremely useful. Hell, think of the naughty dog games that triggered its wider usage, it applies perfectly and explains an approach to pacing story-based shooters
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"Why, there, there it is! the Stranger Things float, and, by gawd is that Lily Allen's music!"
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Why, there, there it is! the Stranger Things float, and, by gawd is that Lily Allen's music!"
The believe the shared value is “no Muslims” which is pretty funny given how the founders were massive Islamaboos. These people have no connection to any intellectual or political tradition. It’s about owning property and being scared like babies all the time
how do you come back from this, we don't even have broad agreement that people are entitled to choose their representatives and elected officials. there's no baseline of shared values
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The believe the shared value is “no Muslims” which is pretty funny given how the founders were massive Islamaboos. These people have no connection to any intellectual or political tradition. It’s about owning property and being scared like babies all the time
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
Stopped watching this after the second episode and promptly forgot it existed. Read da book!!!
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November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Stopped watching this after the second episode and promptly forgot it existed. Read da book!!!
They don’t need to make up fake shit about stem cells. Just show clips before and after Rey Mysterio got stem cell treatments for his knees
Thanksgiving update: Grandma is watching Facebook AI slop about stem cell pills restoring Dolly Parton’s eyesight.
“Wow have you heard about this???? This is amazing!”
“Grandma I don’t think that’s real. It sounds like the computer made it up.”
“Well it’s very interesting.”
“Wow have you heard about this???? This is amazing!”
“Grandma I don’t think that’s real. It sounds like the computer made it up.”
“Well it’s very interesting.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They don’t need to make up fake shit about stem cells. Just show clips before and after Rey Mysterio got stem cell treatments for his knees