Cohen is a Ghost
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
thinking about the time in my early 20s when I invited a woman over and served her heavily sauced pasta and to enjoy with our dinner we watched The Thing which she had never seen and had basically zero context for
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
thinking about the time in my early 20s when I invited a woman over and served her heavily sauced pasta and to enjoy with our dinner we watched The Thing which she had never seen and had basically zero context for
there's a taylor line that goes "in my defense I have none" which unfortunately bangs
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
there's a taylor line that goes "in my defense I have none" which unfortunately bangs
went to a Christmas party for 25 minutes because my audio processing was so bad that I heard everything everyone in the house was saying at once, felt like when they're trying to show you in a movie that a telepath is getting overwhelmed. nice to see people though
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
went to a Christmas party for 25 minutes because my audio processing was so bad that I heard everything everyone in the house was saying at once, felt like when they're trying to show you in a movie that a telepath is getting overwhelmed. nice to see people though
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580 - Min-Max Baby
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
580 - Min-Max Baby
it is wild how much online drama boils down to "very hot person turns out to be kind of stupid"
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
it is wild how much online drama boils down to "very hot person turns out to be kind of stupid"
the thing about online queer discourse is unless you dig into things it's hard to tell if someone is speaking from a place of nuance and decades of lived experience or whether you're reading the untested absolutes of the most 15-year-old alive
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the thing about online queer discourse is unless you dig into things it's hard to tell if someone is speaking from a place of nuance and decades of lived experience or whether you're reading the untested absolutes of the most 15-year-old alive
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
- 1 HP
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
- 1 HP
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
you know what? games shouldn't have a post game. in fact, your save should always be deleted when you finish roll credits and you should be locked out of playing it again for 2 years. you're done. do something else.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
you know what? games shouldn't have a post game. in fact, your save should always be deleted when you finish roll credits and you should be locked out of playing it again for 2 years. you're done. do something else.
still dealing with stick drift on the switch ten years into owning one and it pisses me off so bad that the solution is just to buy new joycons. again. fuck you. no. looked it up in the switch 2 apparently has the exact same problem. reminds me how how they never actually fixed the last Pokémon game
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
still dealing with stick drift on the switch ten years into owning one and it pisses me off so bad that the solution is just to buy new joycons. again. fuck you. no. looked it up in the switch 2 apparently has the exact same problem. reminds me how how they never actually fixed the last Pokémon game
I don't know, all the replies to my posts are fine. maybe you could all just make your points a little clearer
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don't know, all the replies to my posts are fine. maybe you could all just make your points a little clearer
there's a clip going around of some woman in her 20s who doesn't believe in dinosaurs. there is a person I knew living in LA who also believes this, and I was regularly stunned by the fact that everyone just pretended this person wasn't a moron. sucked up to them, even! wild stuff
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
there's a clip going around of some woman in her 20s who doesn't believe in dinosaurs. there is a person I knew living in LA who also believes this, and I was regularly stunned by the fact that everyone just pretended this person wasn't a moron. sucked up to them, even! wild stuff
in 2015 I left my literature phd program early with a masters to join the stable and lucrative field of games writing. I'd planned to be an english professor though my real teaching passion was for composition. been weird the last ten years watching BOTH the big Career Options of my 20s turn to ash
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
in 2015 I left my literature phd program early with a masters to join the stable and lucrative field of games writing. I'd planned to be an english professor though my real teaching passion was for composition. been weird the last ten years watching BOTH the big Career Options of my 20s turn to ash
in the 90s we were big into the 60s. the 2000s were the 70s era. we are coming to the close of our 15th straight year of the 80s
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
in the 90s we were big into the 60s. the 2000s were the 70s era. we are coming to the close of our 15th straight year of the 80s
I am going to try out the Talamasca show. I am taking a moment beforehand to get my hopes extremely high that it will be exactly as good as the interview with the vampire show
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am going to try out the Talamasca show. I am taking a moment beforehand to get my hopes extremely high that it will be exactly as good as the interview with the vampire show
it kind of sucks that on top of everything else I sort of just assume that the oceans are still boiling and stuff. really feels like somebody should go to the temple and start overturning some tables or something
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
it kind of sucks that on top of everything else I sort of just assume that the oceans are still boiling and stuff. really feels like somebody should go to the temple and start overturning some tables or something
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
in mercy and majesty, the King's Feast
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
in mercy and majesty, the King's Feast
getting it on record right now... when the press tour kicks off I WILL come to Brazil
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
getting it on record right now... when the press tour kicks off I WILL come to Brazil
guy whose tic is putting a single space at the start of every single message so they all look slightly off
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
guy whose tic is putting a single space at the start of every single message so they all look slightly off
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
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a cool thing is when a mega deranged person becomes obsessed with you and follows you around online trying to ruin your life. fortunately all of our adhoc systems of online mob justice involve a process of intense vetting and contextualization and could never be weaponized by a malignant sociopath
September 20, 2023 at 4:20 PM
a cool thing is when a mega deranged person becomes obsessed with you and follows you around online trying to ruin your life. fortunately all of our adhoc systems of online mob justice involve a process of intense vetting and contextualization and could never be weaponized by a malignant sociopath
I remember when they announced there was gonna be this new show called SpongeBob SquarePants. I noted the date and time of its world premier and made a point to be present to watch it. I thought it was pretty good.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I remember when they announced there was gonna be this new show called SpongeBob SquarePants. I noted the date and time of its world premier and made a point to be present to watch it. I thought it was pretty good.
"that's embarrassing" no the feeling you're describing is emotional vulnerability
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"that's embarrassing" no the feeling you're describing is emotional vulnerability
picture an ape grabbing vines
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
picture an ape grabbing vines