FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
I like toys and doing silly things with them.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
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FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
· Nov 8
The world may be a rotten pit but seeing friends here I haven’t seen in so long has me like this
This is only $11.21 at checkout and it’s just like the one that has served me very well during conventions and day trips, but even smaller.
Most importantly, you see how much power you have left by how many toe beans on that paw light up. It’s important!
amzn.to/45bIgsP
Most importantly, you see how much power you have left by how many toe beans on that paw light up. It’s important!
amzn.to/45bIgsP
INIU Portable Charger, Ultra Slim 45W Fast Charging with Attached USB C Cable, Flight-Safe 10000mAh PD Power Bank Battery Pack, Travel Essential Phone Powerbank for iPhone 17 16 Samsung S25 Google etc
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December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is only $11.21 at checkout and it’s just like the one that has served me very well during conventions and day trips, but even smaller.
Most importantly, you see how much power you have left by how many toe beans on that paw light up. It’s important!
amzn.to/45bIgsP
Most importantly, you see how much power you have left by how many toe beans on that paw light up. It’s important!
amzn.to/45bIgsP
What a sad world to live in at too many times
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What a sad world to live in at too many times
Why is this so hard?
Despite how cheap and simple that original paint was, look how much more lifelike the sculpt is. The depth in the eyes and corners of the mouth. The shapes of the nose and lips. An artist sculpted this to look like muscle over bone. Now look at Treeneck Pillowface.
Despite how cheap and simple that original paint was, look how much more lifelike the sculpt is. The depth in the eyes and corners of the mouth. The shapes of the nose and lips. An artist sculpted this to look like muscle over bone. Now look at Treeneck Pillowface.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Why is this so hard?
Despite how cheap and simple that original paint was, look how much more lifelike the sculpt is. The depth in the eyes and corners of the mouth. The shapes of the nose and lips. An artist sculpted this to look like muscle over bone. Now look at Treeneck Pillowface.
Despite how cheap and simple that original paint was, look how much more lifelike the sculpt is. The depth in the eyes and corners of the mouth. The shapes of the nose and lips. An artist sculpted this to look like muscle over bone. Now look at Treeneck Pillowface.
I wouldn’t expect SNL to know that a shitty, rushed photoshop will always be infinitely more funny than an AI image.
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I wouldn’t expect SNL to know that a shitty, rushed photoshop will always be infinitely more funny than an AI image.
Cancelling Loyal Subjects M.A.S.K. if anyone opposes, speak now or forever hold your peace
December 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cancelling Loyal Subjects M.A.S.K. if anyone opposes, speak now or forever hold your peace
A sun room?
Sir, this is…actually not a Wendy’s.
It is a thoroughly confusing Krispy Krunchy Chicken that used to be at least 3 nice restaurants I’ve been to over the years and 2 others I have not.
Sir, this is…actually not a Wendy’s.
It is a thoroughly confusing Krispy Krunchy Chicken that used to be at least 3 nice restaurants I’ve been to over the years and 2 others I have not.
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A sun room?
Sir, this is…actually not a Wendy’s.
It is a thoroughly confusing Krispy Krunchy Chicken that used to be at least 3 nice restaurants I’ve been to over the years and 2 others I have not.
Sir, this is…actually not a Wendy’s.
It is a thoroughly confusing Krispy Krunchy Chicken that used to be at least 3 nice restaurants I’ve been to over the years and 2 others I have not.
Who was the lazy ass chef with enough social currency in the culinary world to say “leave ze tails on ze shrimp. Bury it in the spaghetti. Iz bettaaaa.”
And what stupid accent was that? It sucks. Now I hate him twice.
And what stupid accent was that? It sucks. Now I hate him twice.
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Who was the lazy ass chef with enough social currency in the culinary world to say “leave ze tails on ze shrimp. Bury it in the spaghetti. Iz bettaaaa.”
And what stupid accent was that? It sucks. Now I hate him twice.
And what stupid accent was that? It sucks. Now I hate him twice.
I remember expressing frustration that Fred was selfish with his Fruity Pebbles and one of my parents was like “Barney could just ask his friend nicely for some?” and they were right he lives for the danger.
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I remember expressing frustration that Fred was selfish with his Fruity Pebbles and one of my parents was like “Barney could just ask his friend nicely for some?” and they were right he lives for the danger.
🎼 I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
🎼 I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a
The epitome of Malibu Stacy with new hat! But the base guy for $5 is nice to have when your other one is stuck in his space plane.
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The epitome of Malibu Stacy with new hat! But the base guy for $5 is nice to have when your other one is stuck in his space plane.
It’s like the game from back when corporate crossovers were rare enough to feel exciting, but also weird like reality was folding in.
Kids today wouldn’t blink at Tupac holograms selling Oreos full of Big Mac sauce.
I have run out of prescription pain killers so my face feels like it looks.
Kids today wouldn’t blink at Tupac holograms selling Oreos full of Big Mac sauce.
I have run out of prescription pain killers so my face feels like it looks.
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It’s like the game from back when corporate crossovers were rare enough to feel exciting, but also weird like reality was folding in.
Kids today wouldn’t blink at Tupac holograms selling Oreos full of Big Mac sauce.
I have run out of prescription pain killers so my face feels like it looks.
Kids today wouldn’t blink at Tupac holograms selling Oreos full of Big Mac sauce.
I have run out of prescription pain killers so my face feels like it looks.
Street Fighter movie is going to be so dumb where do I buy 100 tickets immediately
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Street Fighter movie is going to be so dumb where do I buy 100 tickets immediately
As usual with the Game Awards, begging you not to be angry that the results of an event that is 90% commercials and promotions may not reflect your personal feelings.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
As usual with the Game Awards, begging you not to be angry that the results of an event that is 90% commercials and promotions may not reflect your personal feelings.
Oh, I don’t know how to make a phone. Do I look like an electrician, bare-ass dragging my fupa across the ground? This is just the shit I wanted to steal from this kids.
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh, I don’t know how to make a phone. Do I look like an electrician, bare-ass dragging my fupa across the ground? This is just the shit I wanted to steal from this kids.
If I saw this in my backyard I would discover fabulous new ways to shit myself.
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If I saw this in my backyard I would discover fabulous new ways to shit myself.
Mild distress that I immediately remembered this shitbird is named Poggle the Lesser
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Mild distress that I immediately remembered this shitbird is named Poggle the Lesser
Bought a cheap black and white Dracula to repair the broken ankle on my regular that took a fall but then I liked the new Dracula and wanted him to live so I gained that strength and clarity of a mom tossing a car off of their kid but it was for a far less heroic toy repair so now I have 2 Draculas.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Bought a cheap black and white Dracula to repair the broken ankle on my regular that took a fall but then I liked the new Dracula and wanted him to live so I gained that strength and clarity of a mom tossing a car off of their kid but it was for a far less heroic toy repair so now I have 2 Draculas.
Pretty insulting and embarrassing to watch an influencer put on a big stupid surprised face when their 5th Robosen Transformer converts on its own.
Oh, you didn’t know that was going to happen? Do you toss yourself off of the roof when they show up so the head trauma makes the experience fresh?
Oh, you didn’t know that was going to happen? Do you toss yourself off of the roof when they show up so the head trauma makes the experience fresh?
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Pretty insulting and embarrassing to watch an influencer put on a big stupid surprised face when their 5th Robosen Transformer converts on its own.
Oh, you didn’t know that was going to happen? Do you toss yourself off of the roof when they show up so the head trauma makes the experience fresh?
Oh, you didn’t know that was going to happen? Do you toss yourself off of the roof when they show up so the head trauma makes the experience fresh?
It’s Mysterio in 90s cartoon style. Remember? It was on FOX on Saturday mornings and you were like “whoa, Batman the Animated Series is cool, I bet this is rad as hell” but maybe you didn’t say that because you were a kid or not born yet and then the cartoon was okay but not like Batman good.
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s Mysterio in 90s cartoon style. Remember? It was on FOX on Saturday mornings and you were like “whoa, Batman the Animated Series is cool, I bet this is rad as hell” but maybe you didn’t say that because you were a kid or not born yet and then the cartoon was okay but not like Batman good.
What a mustache-twirling idiot.
My first taste of this character was in the Lego game before the movie came out and I adored how dopey he looked with the mustache cheat on, so I was delighted to see him live up to it.
Looking like a spider built himself a stepdad out of broken vacuum cleaners.
My first taste of this character was in the Lego game before the movie came out and I adored how dopey he looked with the mustache cheat on, so I was delighted to see him live up to it.
Looking like a spider built himself a stepdad out of broken vacuum cleaners.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What a mustache-twirling idiot.
My first taste of this character was in the Lego game before the movie came out and I adored how dopey he looked with the mustache cheat on, so I was delighted to see him live up to it.
Looking like a spider built himself a stepdad out of broken vacuum cleaners.
My first taste of this character was in the Lego game before the movie came out and I adored how dopey he looked with the mustache cheat on, so I was delighted to see him live up to it.
Looking like a spider built himself a stepdad out of broken vacuum cleaners.
“Shall we dance, General KENOBI!?”
I don’t know why my phone was set to autocorrect KENOBI to all caps (twice), but I’m not changing it. Gotta move forward. We mustn’t look back, Annie.
I bet I capitalized it for some fabulous joke. I won’t look back for it, though.
I don’t know why my phone was set to autocorrect KENOBI to all caps (twice), but I’m not changing it. Gotta move forward. We mustn’t look back, Annie.
I bet I capitalized it for some fabulous joke. I won’t look back for it, though.
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“Shall we dance, General KENOBI!?”
I don’t know why my phone was set to autocorrect KENOBI to all caps (twice), but I’m not changing it. Gotta move forward. We mustn’t look back, Annie.
I bet I capitalized it for some fabulous joke. I won’t look back for it, though.
I don’t know why my phone was set to autocorrect KENOBI to all caps (twice), but I’m not changing it. Gotta move forward. We mustn’t look back, Annie.
I bet I capitalized it for some fabulous joke. I won’t look back for it, though.