FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
I like toys and doing silly things with them.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
That’s sad.
It’s like attaching every single belief onto whatever side you think your religion falls on sets you up to consider any disagreement an attack on your afterlife plans.
It’s like attaching every single belief onto whatever side you think your religion falls on sets you up to consider any disagreement an attack on your afterlife plans.
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That’s sad.
It’s like attaching every single belief onto whatever side you think your religion falls on sets you up to consider any disagreement an attack on your afterlife plans.
It’s like attaching every single belief onto whatever side you think your religion falls on sets you up to consider any disagreement an attack on your afterlife plans.
Alexandra Cabot reporting for duty.
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Alexandra Cabot reporting for duty.
Of course! Only the best at OOH. Wind-up teeth, the quality Gumby bendies, and my beloved Jo.
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Of course! Only the best at OOH. Wind-up teeth, the quality Gumby bendies, and my beloved Jo.
Devastated to learn how much I have missed of my godson Cricket.
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Devastated to learn how much I have missed of my godson Cricket.
I can’t comprehend being such terrible judges of characters. The actual Anti-Christ would get a pass as long as he said his favorite book is the bible while saying he doesn’t believe in handouts
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I can’t comprehend being such terrible judges of characters. The actual Anti-Christ would get a pass as long as he said his favorite book is the bible while saying he doesn’t believe in handouts
Preserve the 2 page spread of those NFL Huddles dolls that looked sort of expensive that nobody actually owned.
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Preserve the 2 page spread of those NFL Huddles dolls that looked sort of expensive that nobody actually owned.
Important work for our culture
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Important work for our culture
Lovely!
I enjoy the bonus perk where on rare occasion someone’s reaction lets me know to never associate with them.
I miss Shogun Godzilla and his pickle tail.
I enjoy the bonus perk where on rare occasion someone’s reaction lets me know to never associate with them.
I miss Shogun Godzilla and his pickle tail.
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Lovely!
I enjoy the bonus perk where on rare occasion someone’s reaction lets me know to never associate with them.
I miss Shogun Godzilla and his pickle tail.
I enjoy the bonus perk where on rare occasion someone’s reaction lets me know to never associate with them.
I miss Shogun Godzilla and his pickle tail.
I am pretty excited about new Big Pac.
BAF never felt like it integrated well with the 6” Legends. Like it was a super articulated Jakks Big Fig.
BAF never felt like it integrated well with the 6” Legends. Like it was a super articulated Jakks Big Fig.
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am pretty excited about new Big Pac.
BAF never felt like it integrated well with the 6” Legends. Like it was a super articulated Jakks Big Fig.
BAF never felt like it integrated well with the 6” Legends. Like it was a super articulated Jakks Big Fig.
I don’t even comprehend how such environmental photos are possible and you do it constantly
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t even comprehend how such environmental photos are possible and you do it constantly
Thank you. I sort of know wrestling from 25 years ago but will never quite understand what and why a Gunther is.
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Thank you. I sort of know wrestling from 25 years ago but will never quite understand what and why a Gunther is.
Or as Wasp calls them, That Bastard Hank and his Clanker Whoooore
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Or as Wasp calls them, That Bastard Hank and his Clanker Whoooore
Crazy. I think teachers were allowed to break our arms for saying it.
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Crazy. I think teachers were allowed to break our arms for saying it.
I think it is recognized as a word. Not the best, but other languages had a word to address a group so the Coalition of Southern Servers crafted one for us.
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I think it is recognized as a word. Not the best, but other languages had a word to address a group so the Coalition of Southern Servers crafted one for us.
L is correct! Combination is fine but it contains head cheese and the cowardly part of me cannot fully ignore how these two words will never sound cool together.
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
L is correct! Combination is fine but it contains head cheese and the cowardly part of me cannot fully ignore how these two words will never sound cool together.
I solved it by ordering two, firecracker and special combination, like a true champion of being a middle aged round guy.
Thank you for your assistance in locating sandwiches inside of Geoffrey’s Tomb.
Thank you for your assistance in locating sandwiches inside of Geoffrey’s Tomb.
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I solved it by ordering two, firecracker and special combination, like a true champion of being a middle aged round guy.
Thank you for your assistance in locating sandwiches inside of Geoffrey’s Tomb.
Thank you for your assistance in locating sandwiches inside of Geoffrey’s Tomb.