DankYankers
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He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not Lil Wayne’s son.
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You usually never really know what another person is going through, but if you personally make their life a living hell you can be fairly certain.
To quote Carly Rae Jepsen, this is crazy
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
To quote Carly Rae Jepsen, this is crazy
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I more than adequately for you.
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I more than adequately for you.
Whoo, yeah TOUCHDOWN!!!
“Actually, you have to say ‘I am touchdowning’ during the touchdown or it doesn’t count. Also you don’t have to do it, but you have to think about doing a football move.
“Actually, you have to say ‘I am touchdowning’ during the touchdown or it doesn’t count. Also you don’t have to do it, but you have to think about doing a football move.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Whoo, yeah TOUCHDOWN!!!
“Actually, you have to say ‘I am touchdowning’ during the touchdown or it doesn’t count. Also you don’t have to do it, but you have to think about doing a football move.
“Actually, you have to say ‘I am touchdowning’ during the touchdown or it doesn’t count. Also you don’t have to do it, but you have to think about doing a football move.
Me: I long for you
Her, looking down: you sure about that?
Her, looking down: you sure about that?
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me: I long for you
Her, looking down: you sure about that?
Her, looking down: you sure about that?
So Shrinking is just the Jessica Williams show
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So Shrinking is just the Jessica Williams show
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Some car designs take a minute to sink in, but that shit gets uglier every time I see it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Some car designs take a minute to sink in, but that shit gets uglier every time I see it.
You think a judge has ever sentenced someone to dance?
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You think a judge has ever sentenced someone to dance?
Eat shit Forbes I’ll never own a house
Forbes House of the Week: Big Island Breakaway
Forbes House of the Week: Big Island Breakaway
Houses from Forbes "America's Best Architects" 2025 lists
www.forbes.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Eat shit Forbes I’ll never own a house
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are you jacking off or awf'lly jacking
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
are you jacking off or awf'lly jacking
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Just a quick reminder; it’s not a war crime if you’re not at war, it’s called murder.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just a quick reminder; it’s not a war crime if you’re not at war, it’s called murder.
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Watched Oceans 11 with the teen last night and decided that the answer to the male loneliness epidemic is more heists.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Watched Oceans 11 with the teen last night and decided that the answer to the male loneliness epidemic is more heists.
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I need the NFL to explain to me how a receiver can catch the ball IN THE ENDZONE WITH TWO FEET and it’s not a touchdown TODAY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK.
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I need the NFL to explain to me how a receiver can catch the ball IN THE ENDZONE WITH TWO FEET and it’s not a touchdown TODAY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK.
More like NOT Likely
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
More like NOT Likely
You had me at Walls with a Watertight Seal.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You had me at Walls with a Watertight Seal.
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My president is (wack).
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My president is (wack).
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The country is hurting from the damage Trump is inflicting, and it’s heartbreaking to think it won’t be repaired in our lifetime.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The country is hurting from the damage Trump is inflicting, and it’s heartbreaking to think it won’t be repaired in our lifetime.
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can terminators consent?
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
can terminators consent?
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I'm so tired of all the fucking evil everywhere.
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'm so tired of all the fucking evil everywhere.
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slop machine goes brrrrrr
Artificial intelligence research has a slop problem, academics say: ‘It’s a mess’
AI research in question as author claims to have written over 100 papers on AI that one expert calls a ‘disaster’
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
slop machine goes brrrrrr
I feel like we’re not having the real conversations on here.
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I feel like we’re not having the real conversations on here.
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I told her "yep, that's where I live" and she just rolled her eyes and walked away...
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I told her "yep, that's where I live" and she just rolled her eyes and walked away...