Chris Steller
@chrissteller.bsky.social
MINNEAPOLIS ALSO: SAINT PAUL This is the ideal BlueSky bio. You should copy it. ALT: Circle is hot dog man putting ketchup on himself. Banner is me as Jimmy Carter
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University Avenue. This is the netherworld between Saint Paul and Minneapolis.
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Remotes for smart TVs are a real snapshot in time where you’ll be looking at a dedicated button that takes you directly to Redbox or Chicken Soup for the Soul Originals and you’ll realize how hard running a business must be
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Remotes for smart TVs are a real snapshot in time where you’ll be looking at a dedicated button that takes you directly to Redbox or Chicken Soup for the Soul Originals and you’ll realize how hard running a business must be
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Senator Greatcoat H. Muttonchop at your service.
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Senator Greatcoat H. Muttonchop at your service.
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How the Grinch Acquired Christmas By Leveraging Prospective Revenue
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
How the Grinch Acquired Christmas By Leveraging Prospective Revenue
<--- just killed a mosquito in December in Minnesota
#SignsOfTheApocalypse
#SignsOfTheApocalypse
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
<--- just killed a mosquito in December in Minnesota
#SignsOfTheApocalypse
#SignsOfTheApocalypse
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I call my fists Lips Full of Passion and Coffee In Bed because now she’s gone and I’m out with a friend.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I call my fists Lips Full of Passion and Coffee In Bed because now she’s gone and I’m out with a friend.
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I call my fists Difford & Tilbrook because they would knock you the junction, if I hadn't just pulled a mussel
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I call my fists Difford & Tilbrook because they would knock you the junction, if I hadn't just pulled a mussel
When I see the name "Dillon Brooks" my mind jumps tracks to the songwriting team from the band Squeeze
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When I see the name "Dillon Brooks" my mind jumps tracks to the songwriting team from the band Squeeze
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Trying to find this hoodie in a size L for a Christmas gift. Seems to be sold out everywhere. If anyone had a good lead on where to find one it would be appreciated.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trying to find this hoodie in a size L for a Christmas gift. Seems to be sold out everywhere. If anyone had a good lead on where to find one it would be appreciated.
I started watching that Netflix series, "Death by Beards"
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I started watching that Netflix series, "Death by Beards"
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Is it too late for a new state flag?
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Is it too late for a new state flag?
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Statue of Liberty, detail: face. c 1885.
www.jstor.org/stable/commu...
www.jstor.org/stable/commu...
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Statue of Liberty, detail: face. c 1885.
www.jstor.org/stable/commu...
www.jstor.org/stable/commu...
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My crazy cat keeps climbing the tree and shaking it. He hasn't brought it down yet, but it bent the top just enough to give it a Dr. Seuss vibe.
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My crazy cat keeps climbing the tree and shaking it. He hasn't brought it down yet, but it bent the top just enough to give it a Dr. Seuss vibe.
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Very intense feeling to this work..Gives me a touch of the 'Diner' painting by Hopper for some reason..
University Avenue. This is the netherworld between Saint Paul and Minneapolis.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Very intense feeling to this work..Gives me a touch of the 'Diner' painting by Hopper for some reason..
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I used to work there. It is one of Dante’s Circles of Hell.
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I used to work there. It is one of Dante’s Circles of Hell.
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Two facts:
-Accessibility and walkability are as strong as their weakest links.
-Uncleared sidewalks are a moral statement (even if it is just the curb cuts)
If grandma can't roll over the snow to catch the bus, it isn't good enough.
📸 at 38th and Hiawatha. A major transit hub.
-Accessibility and walkability are as strong as their weakest links.
-Uncleared sidewalks are a moral statement (even if it is just the curb cuts)
If grandma can't roll over the snow to catch the bus, it isn't good enough.
📸 at 38th and Hiawatha. A major transit hub.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Two facts:
-Accessibility and walkability are as strong as their weakest links.
-Uncleared sidewalks are a moral statement (even if it is just the curb cuts)
If grandma can't roll over the snow to catch the bus, it isn't good enough.
📸 at 38th and Hiawatha. A major transit hub.
-Accessibility and walkability are as strong as their weakest links.
-Uncleared sidewalks are a moral statement (even if it is just the curb cuts)
If grandma can't roll over the snow to catch the bus, it isn't good enough.
📸 at 38th and Hiawatha. A major transit hub.
Late to this realization but David Byrne is Mister Rogers?
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Late to this realization but David Byrne is Mister Rogers?
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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the other mustache dad at kindergarten drop off shaved his mustache. while this does leave me as the undisputed king, I can't help but feel like something more important was lost
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the other mustache dad at kindergarten drop off shaved his mustache. while this does leave me as the undisputed king, I can't help but feel like something more important was lost
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now that it's officially december i would like to share my favorite holiday video with all of you:
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
now that it's officially december i would like to share my favorite holiday video with all of you:
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The European mind cannot comprehend (I’m on a 2-car train with 2 conductors and a driver).
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The European mind cannot comprehend (I’m on a 2-car train with 2 conductors and a driver).
Apropos of nothing, my favorite all time Onion article ...
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Apropos of nothing, my favorite all time Onion article ...
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For those of you who have read the new incredible Cameron Crowe memoir “The Uncool” which encounter did you enjoy the best? 
The one with-
Bowie?
Gregg Allman?
Dickey Betts?
Jimmy Page?
Jim Croce?
Glenn Fry?
Ronnie Van Zant?
The one with-
Bowie?
Gregg Allman?
Dickey Betts?
Jimmy Page?
Jim Croce?
Glenn Fry?
Ronnie Van Zant?
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
For those of you who have read the new incredible Cameron Crowe memoir “The Uncool” which encounter did you enjoy the best? 
The one with-
Bowie?
Gregg Allman?
Dickey Betts?
Jimmy Page?
Jim Croce?
Glenn Fry?
Ronnie Van Zant?
The one with-
Bowie?
Gregg Allman?
Dickey Betts?
Jimmy Page?
Jim Croce?
Glenn Fry?
Ronnie Van Zant?
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True fact: before it was retooled as a Whoopi Goldberg vehicle, Sister Act was a movie where John McClane (Bruce Willis) went undercover at a nunnery called Old Habits Die Hard.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
True fact: before it was retooled as a Whoopi Goldberg vehicle, Sister Act was a movie where John McClane (Bruce Willis) went undercover at a nunnery called Old Habits Die Hard.