batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
· Jul 5
I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
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Aren't we all just watching each other die in slow motion?
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Aren't we all just watching each other die in slow motion?
Moonrise over Brooklyn
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Moonrise over Brooklyn
Aren't we all just watching each other die in slow motion?
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Aren't we all just watching each other die in slow motion?
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Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer
Guillermo del Toro's It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]
"This is some bullshit!"
"This is some bullshit!"
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]
"This is some bullshit!"
"This is some bullshit!"
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"There's no dilemma."
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"There's no dilemma."
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they are absolutely driving a bus over your ass over on the war crimes cover up forum
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
they are absolutely driving a bus over your ass over on the war crimes cover up forum
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In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes
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*placing a civic in the manger* happy honda days
December 10, 2024 at 12:36 PM
*placing a civic in the manger* happy honda days
slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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who up trying and failing to self regulate
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
who up trying and failing to self regulate
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
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Ditto
If you decline a #Dateline interview I’m gonna say you 💯 have something to hide.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ditto
The shocked malaise upon realizing the terrible price levied by wastrel predecessors is too costly an inheritance.
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The shocked malaise upon realizing the terrible price levied by wastrel predecessors is too costly an inheritance.
starting my sci fi novel like “the synthetic carbohydrate farmers trek through the electrolyte mine to reach the amino acid excavation site…”
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
starting my sci fi novel like “the synthetic carbohydrate farmers trek through the electrolyte mine to reach the amino acid excavation site…”
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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Once again, if you haven't been convinced by [waves arms at fucking everything], if you do not live in the United States, DO NOT FUCKING VISIT THE UNITED STATES.
Matt Blaze (@[email protected])
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FFS. For the first time, non-citizens will be charged a hefty surcharge to enter US national parks (an extra $100/person, and annual passes for noncitizens will cost $250 instead of...
federate.social
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Once again, if you haven't been convinced by [waves arms at fucking everything], if you do not live in the United States, DO NOT FUCKING VISIT THE UNITED STATES.
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
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Strong floor, no ceiling.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling.
Any minute now these two Ziploc halves will actually connect.
Any. Minute. Now.
Any. Minute. Now.
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Any minute now these two Ziploc halves will actually connect.
Any. Minute. Now.
Any. Minute. Now.
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One fun game you can play in your middle age is "Am I Having a Heart Attack or am I Just Constipated?"
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One fun game you can play in your middle age is "Am I Having a Heart Attack or am I Just Constipated?"
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what even is dirt? rocks! who authorized this??
July 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
what even is dirt? rocks! who authorized this??
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She was insecure, like a Parisian museum situated next to a ladder store
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
She was insecure, like a Parisian museum situated next to a ladder store