batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
· Jul 5
I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
Just tried saying “fling poop,” and it came out “pling floop,” which will henceforth be my alien name.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just tried saying “fling poop,” and it came out “pling floop,” which will henceforth be my alien name.
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Learn something new everyday? No thanks. I know too much already
September 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Learn something new everyday? No thanks. I know too much already
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Channeling my anger into something more productive*
*a wank and a nap
*a wank and a nap
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Channeling my anger into something more productive*
*a wank and a nap
*a wank and a nap
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I speak truth to the void
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I speak truth to the void
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after you put on a pair of new glasses they’re never that clean again, the smudges just get moved around in different little designs as a fun challenge for your eyes
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
after you put on a pair of new glasses they’re never that clean again, the smudges just get moved around in different little designs as a fun challenge for your eyes
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Started an international incident today(pet a cat within visual range of the other cat)
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Started an international incident today(pet a cat within visual range of the other cat)
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Starting to have some doubts that "bird" is, in fact, the word.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Starting to have some doubts that "bird" is, in fact, the word.
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On an acid trip in my youth, I opened my purse & everything inside looked like obscure props in a surreal play & sometimes I see the same thing when I open this app
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
On an acid trip in my youth, I opened my purse & everything inside looked like obscure props in a surreal play & sometimes I see the same thing when I open this app
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Kinda sad watching them phase out Flo from Progressive. Just kill her off already. Let us heal.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Kinda sad watching them phase out Flo from Progressive. Just kill her off already. Let us heal.
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you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
oh no, is the main cause of apnea going to bed in full makeup after a sloppy bj? cuz I am FUCKED!
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
oh no, is the main cause of apnea going to bed in full makeup after a sloppy bj? cuz I am FUCKED!
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
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one of the main things i am seeing reported as “good for the economy” in the last day or so is to please send me exactly eleven hundred dollars
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
one of the main things i am seeing reported as “good for the economy” in the last day or so is to please send me exactly eleven hundred dollars
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Arlo is here to get cozy and win hearts
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Arlo is here to get cozy and win hearts
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And your country goes to shit
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And your country goes to shit
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And your country goes to shit
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And your country goes to shit
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
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me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
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Evil corporation saying war crimes are good for business is something from the Onion.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Evil corporation saying war crimes are good for business is something from the Onion.
Moonrise over Brooklyn
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Moonrise over Brooklyn
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]
"This is some bullshit!"
"This is some bullshit!"
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]
"This is some bullshit!"
"This is some bullshit!"
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they are absolutely driving a bus over your ass over on the war crimes cover up forum
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
they are absolutely driving a bus over your ass over on the war crimes cover up forum
slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation
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who up trying and failing to self regulate
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
who up trying and failing to self regulate
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it