Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
· Oct 19
HEY, we can do pinned posts now so I am going back to this old chestnut as my calling card.
LIFEHACK: Encourage your precious new baby to redeem the world so we can get shed of the vast legion of assholes festishizing the last one.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
LIFEHACK: Encourage your precious new baby to redeem the world so we can get shed of the vast legion of assholes festishizing the last one.
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"Well. That's a bit much."
- me whenever I see an inordinately beautiful person
- me whenever I see an inordinately beautiful person
April 12, 2024 at 2:51 AM
"Well. That's a bit much."
- me whenever I see an inordinately beautiful person
- me whenever I see an inordinately beautiful person
If you like really GOOD, BREWMASTER-BREWED, QUALITY beer, to the point where you'd call yourself a hophead, I absolutely want you to enjoy whatever beer you like but please never recommend any beer to me because I do not trust you.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If you like really GOOD, BREWMASTER-BREWED, QUALITY beer, to the point where you'd call yourself a hophead, I absolutely want you to enjoy whatever beer you like but please never recommend any beer to me because I do not trust you.
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They all deserve to be berated like this 👏👏👏
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They all deserve to be berated like this 👏👏👏
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Henry I of England died in 1135 after eating "a surfeit of lampreys" against his doctor's advice and contemporary accounts of the period are super-sparse so I like that the chronicler recorded the fact that the king's doctor said "And quit eating all those fucking eels" and the king said "Up yours!"
January 9, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Henry I of England died in 1135 after eating "a surfeit of lampreys" against his doctor's advice and contemporary accounts of the period are super-sparse so I like that the chronicler recorded the fact that the king's doctor said "And quit eating all those fucking eels" and the king said "Up yours!"
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today instead of buying barely discounted crap, get a paid subscription to an independent media outlet! a little $ goes a long way towards supporting a free press. 🗞️
drop links to your own or your faves in the replies so ppl can easily sign up (bonus if you add a couple words about why it’s good!):
drop links to your own or your faves in the replies so ppl can easily sign up (bonus if you add a couple words about why it’s good!):
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
today instead of buying barely discounted crap, get a paid subscription to an independent media outlet! a little $ goes a long way towards supporting a free press. 🗞️
drop links to your own or your faves in the replies so ppl can easily sign up (bonus if you add a couple words about why it’s good!):
drop links to your own or your faves in the replies so ppl can easily sign up (bonus if you add a couple words about why it’s good!):
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The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
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HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
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My brain has turned every voice that's ever scolded me into Daffy Duck's
September 21, 2023 at 4:03 PM
My brain has turned every voice that's ever scolded me into Daffy Duck's
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yeah i'm a cam girl (the cam is short for "camembert")
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
yeah i'm a cam girl (the cam is short for "camembert")
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Last night I met a guy and when he told me he was from Ireland I said “I love your exits,” ya girl has still fuckin got it
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Last night I met a guy and when he told me he was from Ireland I said “I love your exits,” ya girl has still fuckin got it
Invite him to stand up, walk a straight line and spell Afghanistan.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Invite him to stand up, walk a straight line and spell Afghanistan.
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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Must be annoying to marry a guy you know as at least a marginally funny sitcom writer and then later he decides to be one of the most infamous transphobes on the planet Earth. Like what happened to making little jokes on the telly. That was all fine, wannit
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Must be annoying to marry a guy you know as at least a marginally funny sitcom writer and then later he decides to be one of the most infamous transphobes on the planet Earth. Like what happened to making little jokes on the telly. That was all fine, wannit
Whoever decided the verb for making pottery should be "throwing" was pretty obviously trying to get people in trouble.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Whoever decided the verb for making pottery should be "throwing" was pretty obviously trying to get people in trouble.
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If you don’t know much about opossums (I didn’t) this is a super cool and informative video about them.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you don’t know much about opossums (I didn’t) this is a super cool and informative video about them.
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This is an incredible piece of reporting by @dropsitenews.com that feels like it’s almost begging for picket lines at Maersk terminals all over the world and also Jersey City.
open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
A Single Warehouse in Jersey City Moved Over A Thousand Tons of Military Cargo to Israel Every Week
Three New Jersey-based logistics companies have worked for decades with Israel's Ministry of Defense, U.S. contractors, and weapons manufacturers to ship military equipment from the U.S to Israel.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is an incredible piece of reporting by @dropsitenews.com that feels like it’s almost begging for picket lines at Maersk terminals all over the world and also Jersey City.
open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
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being prop master on doctor who must be the funnest silliest job bc in what other universe do you have people being like “he’s the greatest villain across all known galaxies. he’s from before time began. his name is the Long Darkness. he’s a sentient popcorn machine.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
being prop master on doctor who must be the funnest silliest job bc in what other universe do you have people being like “he’s the greatest villain across all known galaxies. he’s from before time began. his name is the Long Darkness. he’s a sentient popcorn machine.”
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Woke up wearing nothing but a BK crown again.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Woke up wearing nothing but a BK crown again.
How bout I give thanks for YOUR FACE.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
How bout I give thanks for YOUR FACE.
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I'm eternally thankful for that mysterious band of Juggalos who pulled my car out of a ditch
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm eternally thankful for that mysterious band of Juggalos who pulled my car out of a ditch
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Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
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Me: Do sloths lives flash before their eyes super slow when they're about to die?
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Me: Do sloths lives flash before their eyes super slow when they're about to die?
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this