Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
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Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6
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grimmreality.bsky.social
HEY, we can do pinned posts now so I am going back to this old chestnut as my calling card.
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Rainbow Crosswalks Are Unsafe and Must Be Removed, Adds That Americans Are in Danger of Feeling Fabulous and Might Scream “YAAAAASSS” When Using Them
grimmreality.bsky.social
Guys, is fewer pantswetting crybaby racist assholes with badges, guns, shit problem-solving skills and the power of life and death over your citizens a good thing or a bad thing?
grimmreality.bsky.social
If ANY of these cops took their oaths or the "to protect and serve" motto in ANY way seriously and were the TV heroes they think they are, they'd be champing at the bit to start some shit with ICE to defend their communities, but they don't and aren't, so their self-86ing would actually be great.
newsjennifer.bsky.social
CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...
Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports
The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.
www.cbsnews.com
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midge.bsky.social
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
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johnlyon.bsky.social
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I'm going to be away for this Princeton fundraiser for @zachwahls.bsky.social on October 30th, but I can assure you that he's the real deal.

Come on out if you're local, chip in below if you can.
Chip in to Zach Wahls
Zach Wahls is running to be Iowa’s next U.S. Senator! Donate now.
secure.actblue.com
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
this meeting needs a jump to recipe button
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batkaren.bsky.social
Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.
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muyrando.bsky.social
"Help yourself" is a weird phrase because it can mean, "Sure, get whatever you want from my fridge," or "I'm actually going to let you fall off this cliff."
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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lisabug.bsky.social
Not to brag or anything, but I got one of those ‘we’ll keep you in mind for future opportunities’ emails.
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mattgoldberg.bsky.social
If Last Week Tonight did a 34-minute segment on me, I would simply go into hiding and never return.
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
youtu.be
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popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
Somewhere out there right now is a billionaire who, when the AI bubble bursts, is going to kill himself.

So I just want to say now, while that dude is still alive: Why wait
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pamtoo.bsky.social
🚨 THREE A.M. EMERGENCY TURKEY SANDWICH ALERT! IF YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS ALERT OBTAIN THE NEAREST TURKEY SANDWICH AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE 🚨
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Supplier: Our blowdryers have 2 settings—screaming banshee or old man wheezing

Hotelier: I'll take your whole inventory
grimmreality.bsky.social
I Know What You Did 21ish Summers Ago Sorry Had This Whole Big Thing Just Crazy Shit Don't Even Get Me Started But Anyway Back Doing Murders So Y'know
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reazlepuff.bsky.social
If you haven't heard yet, stopice.org is a fake website made BY ice themselves and it would be a shame if they received thousands of submissions under Stephen Miller's name
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ifycomedy.com
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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internethippo.bsky.social
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that
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jesseduquette.bsky.social
Can’t believe the guy whose love language is hate speech didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
Imagine having such a small dick ICE will hire you.
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erinbiba.bsky.social
You all are so relentlessly insufferable. (not Kevin)

STOP GATEKEEPING PROTEST

THATS NOT HOW PROTEST WORKS

THE MORE PROTEST THE BETTER

THE MORE KINDS OF PROTEST THE BETTER

the same people screaming “do something!” also screaming “not like that!”

Y’all are shooting yourselves in the foot.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Someone in my mentions is upset because these people haven’t suffered the worst at ICE’s hands and therefore they shouldn’t be praised for being out on the streets?

Yeah, no. To push back on these people we need everyone — especially those with relative privilege — to get up and get involved.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Portland, you magnificent weirdos