Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
· Oct 19
HEY, we can do pinned posts now so I am going back to this old chestnut as my calling card.
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The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
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NOW it's accurate
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
NOW it's accurate
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NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action - www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/... - tomorrow 11/25 at 5pm/PT 8pm ET
NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action · National Day Laborer Organizing Network
Join a national call to debrief this past weekend’s viral ICE Scraper action, strengthen our nonviolent strategy, and coordinate safe, visible actions nationwide.
Learn how communities are organizing ...
www.mobilize.us
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action - www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/... - tomorrow 11/25 at 5pm/PT 8pm ET
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
I make fun of ancients for being stupid but I just found out that when BCE Persians weighed solving communal problems, stakeholders would get together, get drunk, come up with a drunk solution, then reconvene the next day sober to see if Sober Them would sign off on the what Drunk Them came up with.
Sunday school taught us that guys like Noah and Methuselah lived to be 900 years old because they were so HOLY or whatever but it is exactly as plausible that people back then counted like a month and a half as a year because of how universally stupid they were about everything.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I make fun of ancients for being stupid but I just found out that when BCE Persians weighed solving communal problems, stakeholders would get together, get drunk, come up with a drunk solution, then reconvene the next day sober to see if Sober Them would sign off on the what Drunk Them came up with.
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The New York Times, where the popular mayor-elect of their city is a fringe figure, but the QAnon podcaster who asked him a racist question comes out as a "winner"
This newspaper hates its readers as much as Republicans hate their voters. And if you're still supporting either, you deserve it.
This newspaper hates its readers as much as Republicans hate their voters. And if you're still supporting either, you deserve it.
What a strange framing and characterization. How does one describe his blatantly dishonest, racist question about taxes as “press[ing] the Mayor-elect on his policy proposals”? In what way does this lying troll emerge as a “winner“?
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The New York Times, where the popular mayor-elect of their city is a fringe figure, but the QAnon podcaster who asked him a racist question comes out as a "winner"
This newspaper hates its readers as much as Republicans hate their voters. And if you're still supporting either, you deserve it.
This newspaper hates its readers as much as Republicans hate their voters. And if you're still supporting either, you deserve it.
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I'm telling you, no one ever suspects the ancient crone. my time will come
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm telling you, no one ever suspects the ancient crone. my time will come
Every last fucking dipshit nazi lawyer in this administration getting a "bad court thingy."
Lindsey Halligan's appointment as interim U.S. attorney invalid and dismissed the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James. Screenshot from order in the latter below:
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Every last fucking dipshit nazi lawyer in this administration getting a "bad court thingy."
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
July 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
Hey gang I am
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
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Me, cleaning the house
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me, cleaning the house
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The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
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A line from The Great Muppet Caper you don't really relate to until you're older is in the beginning credits when Gonzo talks about how tempting it is to jump from the hot air balloon and plummet to the ground.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A line from The Great Muppet Caper you don't really relate to until you're older is in the beginning credits when Gonzo talks about how tempting it is to jump from the hot air balloon and plummet to the ground.
I'm sure this is fine and not potentially horrifying.
Slender Man defendant cut off monitoring bracelet, left group home
Madison, Wisconsin authorities are looking for Morgan Geyser, who was granted conditional release in the Slender Man stabbing case.
www.usatoday.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm sure this is fine and not potentially horrifying.
Some of you people have photos of your dogs sitting in a chair or couch like they're people and have not shared those photos with me and that is unconscionable.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Some of you people have photos of your dogs sitting in a chair or couch like they're people and have not shared those photos with me and that is unconscionable.
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Taking care of elderly parents is like parenting a toddler with a driver's license and a checking account.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Taking care of elderly parents is like parenting a toddler with a driver's license and a checking account.
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ME: it’s so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ME: it’s so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
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Good morning.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists and evade the cops if necessary.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists and evade the cops if necessary.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Good morning.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists and evade the cops if necessary.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists and evade the cops if necessary.
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I got tired of pulling my card out of my bra every time I bought something. Now I just tap my boob against the scanner
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I got tired of pulling my card out of my bra every time I bought something. Now I just tap my boob against the scanner
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I have nothing in common with people who aren’t hot and funny.
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have nothing in common with people who aren’t hot and funny.
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.