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Brynnester

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Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Sep 3

As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 2d

Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Aug 22

At the Mayo Clinic, please, my condiment is very sick

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Mar 17

is it dusting, it’s dusting isn’t it

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11h

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

Supplier: Our blowdryers have 2 settings—screaming banshee or old man wheezing

Hotelier: I'll take your whole inventory

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jul 25

Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 7d

I’ll do better tomorrow I say for the 7,508th day in a row

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jul 1

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she decides to burn your house down

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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bloody bacon popsicle 🧀 @gupton68.bsky.social · 21h

Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 2d

Have you heard of jokes, Sir Andrew?

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bloody bacon popsicle 🧀 @gupton68.bsky.social · 3d

I just managed to fall asleep standing up so don’t tell me men don’t know how to multitask.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3d

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 6d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 5d

No but he has a craving for baubles

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 6d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 15d

I had a rough childhood. And I saw things that no kid should ever have to see.

For example, Attack of the Clones.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jan 14

"Can everyone just stop?" I plead.

"Stop what?" they ask.

I frantically gesture at everything.

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