Brynnester
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Brynnester
@brynnester.bsky.social
· Sep 3
As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
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Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
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ROBOT: You cannot defeat us.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ROBOT: You cannot defeat us.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
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wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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People always look surprised when you throw a baby at them
August 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
People always look surprised when you throw a baby at them
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Modern Facism is the quest to make the Internet real life in every way to punish the people who were mean to you on the Internet because you were and still are a wet dullard
September 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Modern Facism is the quest to make the Internet real life in every way to punish the people who were mean to you on the Internet because you were and still are a wet dullard
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I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
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Star Trek is so unrealistic—they should all be non-stop watching funny Tribble videos.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Star Trek is so unrealistic—they should all be non-stop watching funny Tribble videos.
A group of Proctologists is called The Fellowship of the Ring
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A group of Proctologists is called The Fellowship of the Ring
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
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“4 out of 5 dentists agree”
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“4 out of 5 dentists agree”
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
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Hi, I’d like to return this amulet. It’s not cursed
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Hi, I’d like to return this amulet. It’s not cursed
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I’m genuinely curious as to how my kids react when they discover that all I can leave them in my will is my Sopranos boxset, the first draft of my Teletubbies themed rock opera, and a genetic tendency to obesity.
May 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I’m genuinely curious as to how my kids react when they discover that all I can leave them in my will is my Sopranos boxset, the first draft of my Teletubbies themed rock opera, and a genetic tendency to obesity.
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I like to confuse future archaeologists by burying human bones as if they're riding dinosaur skeletons into battle.
March 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I like to confuse future archaeologists by burying human bones as if they're riding dinosaur skeletons into battle.
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my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
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if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
Michelangelo: *putting the final touches on the Sistine Chapel ceiling*
Pope: *walks in* WTF. I just wanted it white
Pope: *walks in* WTF. I just wanted it white
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Michelangelo: *putting the final touches on the Sistine Chapel ceiling*
Pope: *walks in* WTF. I just wanted it white
Pope: *walks in* WTF. I just wanted it white
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i have a favorite mailbox. hi! im 90 years old in this post
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i have a favorite mailbox. hi! im 90 years old in this post
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COWORKER: do anything fun with the family this weekend?
ME: yeah, went to an art museum.
COWORKER: did you take any pictures?
ME: no, we left them on the walls.
ME: yeah, went to an art museum.
COWORKER: did you take any pictures?
ME: no, we left them on the walls.
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
COWORKER: do anything fun with the family this weekend?
ME: yeah, went to an art museum.
COWORKER: did you take any pictures?
ME: no, we left them on the walls.
ME: yeah, went to an art museum.
COWORKER: did you take any pictures?
ME: no, we left them on the walls.
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
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For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?