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@geekysteven.com

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let's get silly with it my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 other stuff: linktr.ee/geekysteven

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 5d

Since mastodon has gotten a renewed interest lately, you can find me there at @[email protected]

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 8h

The rich get to break the rules. I’m making millions so I can defy the laws of thermodynamics

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 7h

It's also still baffling that they have no interest in native post scheduling

geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 7h

Checking in on a few of those is one of the few reasons I ever open X the twitter everything app

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 16h

Saw someone wearing an American flag shirt at the emo festival. My disappointment turned to delight when I realized the shirt also said “The United Piss of Poop.”

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yeah @malt-skull.bsky.social · 16h

sex bomb sex bomb, you’re my sex bomb, you can really sex my bomb

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 11h

Doctor tells me I have a rare condition that usually only affects aquatic snails. I'm not sure why he keeps telling me this. Sometimes he calls me up in the middle of the night to remind me about the snail thing. Then he just laughs and laughs until I hang up

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11h

*reposts your nude with alt text*

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 10h

New guy on the solar panel crew is a vampire (night shift obviously). He says he wants to do everything he can to help humans survive into the future (so he can drink our blood).

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 9h

We trained this AI on the whispers of the dead and that’s why it keeps saying slurs we have no previous written record of.

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mike☺︎! (discount dracula 🧛‍♂️) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 8h

(Horniest I've ever been) do u like word games?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19h

It’s time we had more movies about submarines and I’m sick and fucking tired of having to say this obvious truth!

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 19h

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19h

fermented strawbeeries

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 19h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 18h

horny guy: show me breasts
sex ai: (image of a pair of breasts with 11 fingers)

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ceej @ceej.online · 18h

sorry, I would love to read this but I’m reacting to it later for my youtube channel

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 17h

Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 12h

let's just all be pen pals and mail each other shitposts

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 9h

Character from the game My Eyes wearing a headset and talking to an orca. Text reads "okay, looks like the translator is working and you understand what we need from you. Here are the coordinates for JK Rowling's yacht”

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11h

I was told by every romcom ever made that this ice cream was gonna make me feel better

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9h

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 9h

A movie about a mom getting her consciousness swapped with a Martian moon:
Phreaky Phobos

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 5d

KRISTI NOEM: public opinion is cratering. we're seen as violent, bigoted brutes with no legitimacy. quick, pepper ball headshot that priest. no not that one, the handsome and telegenic one

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Sep 17

We are stranded on a hostile planet that's orbiting a treacherous star. Everyone and everything we love dies. But yes, I am ready for some football

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matt @matt.tasty.computer · Dec 18

The Penix Mightier

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