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I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!
geekysteven.com/books
geekysteven.com/books
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i finished reading the entire internet ama
February 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
i finished reading the entire internet ama
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If they won’t accept me at my worst, that’s wise. I can be a dick sometimes
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
If they won’t accept me at my worst, that’s wise. I can be a dick sometimes
"I'm a big fan of tiny houses," I explained before going back to whacking down my neighbor's walls with a sledgehammer.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
"I'm a big fan of tiny houses," I explained before going back to whacking down my neighbor's walls with a sledgehammer.
If you and 100 of your clones got copies of Unbelievable History, that would be really cool
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you and 100 of your clones got copies of Unbelievable History, that would be really cool
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
Worf was raised by humans on Earth so he's probably seen Die Hard at least once
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Worf was raised by humans on Earth so he's probably seen Die Hard at least once
Finally watched the last season of Stranger Things and you can tell it's fiction because the US government stops terrorizing the Midwestern town they invaded
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Finally watched the last season of Stranger Things and you can tell it's fiction because the US government stops terrorizing the Midwestern town they invaded
“ICE raids” they even describe themselves the same way you'd describe a band of outlaws come to steal from your community
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
“ICE raids” they even describe themselves the same way you'd describe a band of outlaws come to steal from your community
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fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
Zeus didn't need a "wingman," had had the harpies who would steal from the mortal realm at his bidding
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Zeus didn't need a "wingman," had had the harpies who would steal from the mortal realm at his bidding
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“I never went to that island I’ll sue anyone who says I went to the island” and the subtext is that they always hung out in New York or wherever instead
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“I never went to that island I’ll sue anyone who says I went to the island” and the subtext is that they always hung out in New York or wherever instead
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fool me once, i probably wont notice you do it again
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
fool me once, i probably wont notice you do it again
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Right now the only thing keeping me reading Wuthering Heights is the conviction that they are all going to get exactly what they deserve.
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Right now the only thing keeping me reading Wuthering Heights is the conviction that they are all going to get exactly what they deserve.
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democracy has failed. we need a goo-based system of government
I am once again suggesting that Supreme Court justices be sequestered between cases in the precog pods from Minority Report
like this is absurd, get over yourselves
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
democracy has failed. we need a goo-based system of government
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A groundhog with a thousand tiny eyes oozed out of my shadow and gave me a thumbs down.
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
A groundhog with a thousand tiny eyes oozed out of my shadow and gave me a thumbs down.
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Its a no floor all lava kinda day
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Its a no floor all lava kinda day
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"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised
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I missed a few posts. Please start over.
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I missed a few posts. Please start over.
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New rule: you're allowed to have a billion dollars but you become "it" like in a game of tag
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
New rule: you're allowed to have a billion dollars but you become "it" like in a game of tag
If someone is trying to get with you and asks to see pics, send some scans of the Voynich Manuscript
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If someone is trying to get with you and asks to see pics, send some scans of the Voynich Manuscript
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I haven’t sucked a dick in so long, I don’t even know how the new ones work. Do they have 5G?
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I haven’t sucked a dick in so long, I don’t even know how the new ones work. Do they have 5G?
Kids today ain't even studying for their reports. They're Just using a time machine to go back and steal historical figures
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Kids today ain't even studying for their reports. They're Just using a time machine to go back and steal historical figures
