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If you wanted to get a humorous book perhaps as a holiday gift, I have two for sale through Amazon and Itch.
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The only thing I purchase on black Fridays is a piece of unidentifiable bone I barter with a neighborhood crow in exchange for a glittery guitar pick.
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The only thing I purchase on black Fridays is a piece of unidentifiable bone I barter with a neighborhood crow in exchange for a glittery guitar pick.
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
Usually this costs a guitar pick *and* a coin, which makes it quite a deal
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An episode of Smallville where I.C.E is sent to Kent Farms because they can’t believe the Kent family can tend to 12+ acres of land by themselves and think they’re harboring immigrants.
I.C.E.: “So you just plow a dozen acres before sunset? Everyday”
Clark: *uppercuts ice agents head into space*
I.C.E.: “So you just plow a dozen acres before sunset? Everyday”
Clark: *uppercuts ice agents head into space*
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
An episode of Smallville where I.C.E is sent to Kent Farms because they can’t believe the Kent family can tend to 12+ acres of land by themselves and think they’re harboring immigrants.
I.C.E.: “So you just plow a dozen acres before sunset? Everyday”
Clark: *uppercuts ice agents head into space*
I.C.E.: “So you just plow a dozen acres before sunset? Everyday”
Clark: *uppercuts ice agents head into space*
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Shadow Of The Colossus reskin where you play as a cat trying to take down a Christmas tree.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Shadow Of The Colossus reskin where you play as a cat trying to take down a Christmas tree.
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Therapist: Why do you want to be rich?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Therapist: Why do you want to be rich?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
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Just said to some lentils in a witch voice, "you're next, get in!" and I dumped them into this soup.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just said to some lentils in a witch voice, "you're next, get in!" and I dumped them into this soup.
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Cornucopia is a lovely name for a girl
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cornucopia is a lovely name for a girl
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Anti-capitalism Garfield: I hate Cyber Mondays.
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anti-capitalism Garfield: I hate Cyber Mondays.
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The number of people who refuse to look at Carney's actual track record as PM and insist on writing fan fic about how he's secretly a compassionate and clever genius is just weird.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The number of people who refuse to look at Carney's actual track record as PM and insist on writing fan fic about how he's secretly a compassionate and clever genius is just weird.
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Putting my away message up so hard it's felt on the Richter Scale.
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Putting my away message up so hard it's felt on the Richter Scale.
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Huge respect to the Giant for, "This dude smells English, I'm gonna pulverize his entire skeleton into a fine powder." I bet Ireland loves that dude
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Huge respect to the Giant for, "This dude smells English, I'm gonna pulverize his entire skeleton into a fine powder." I bet Ireland loves that dude
Giant: Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman, Be he alive, or be he dead. I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
England: *taking notes* and can this method be used on French bones?
England: *taking notes* and can this method be used on French bones?
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Giant: Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman, Be he alive, or be he dead. I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
England: *taking notes* and can this method be used on French bones?
England: *taking notes* and can this method be used on French bones?
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🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead :)
he’s still dead :)
July 12, 2023 at 7:24 PM
🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead :)
he’s still dead :)
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Not technically allowed to say what I think should happen to everyone involved in the boat strikes but I think we all know what it is and that it should definitely happen
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Not technically allowed to say what I think should happen to everyone involved in the boat strikes but I think we all know what it is and that it should definitely happen
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
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The fact that Kissinger died on my birthday is an extra treat.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The fact that Kissinger died on my birthday is an extra treat.
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Call us Max and Chloe the way I never shut up about final fantasy the spirits within and the way you keep getting shot in the head
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Call us Max and Chloe the way I never shut up about final fantasy the spirits within and the way you keep getting shot in the head
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Touching grass is not enough I need to live in a hole
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to live in a hole
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Trying to hide my disappointment every time I meet a so called ‘beetle guy’ and they don’t have a giant scarab scurrying around their home
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Trying to hide my disappointment every time I meet a so called ‘beetle guy’ and they don’t have a giant scarab scurrying around their home
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
July 2, 2023 at 4:33 AM
“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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*gets insulted* wow wait till I google what that means.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
*gets insulted* wow wait till I google what that means.