geekysteven
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I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!
geekysteven.com/books
geekysteven.com/books
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went to take a piss and my hands are so cold my penis screamed
January 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
went to take a piss and my hands are so cold my penis screamed
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Comparing two works by Tom of Finland, call that meated rivalry
two sheep from opposing farms have a gay romance, call that bleated rivalry
two chess players from opposing countries have a gay romance, call that Seated Rivalry
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Comparing two works by Tom of Finland, call that meated rivalry
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Nice times, are they Fortean?
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Nice times, are they Fortean?
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i made a helpful chart to understand my mental state
February 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i made a helpful chart to understand my mental state
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Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
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If you don't use this photo filter that automatically makes all images look like they're covered in dog poop, you're gonna be left behind in the coming dog poop economy
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
If you don't use this photo filter that automatically makes all images look like they're covered in dog poop, you're gonna be left behind in the coming dog poop economy
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Do I suffer for my art? No, but you will.
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Do I suffer for my art? No, but you will.
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like Mega Man, I receive the power of any boss I defeat, so now I have micro managing, anger issues, and tax fraud
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
like Mega Man, I receive the power of any boss I defeat, so now I have micro managing, anger issues, and tax fraud
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For valentines day this year women are seeking retribution. They hunger for justice. Sales of waxy chocolate expected to plummet as ladies around the globe clamour for 'The Mussolini Treatment' to be inflicted on enemies of humanity
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
For valentines day this year women are seeking retribution. They hunger for justice. Sales of waxy chocolate expected to plummet as ladies around the globe clamour for 'The Mussolini Treatment' to be inflicted on enemies of humanity
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i finished reading the entire internet ama
February 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
i finished reading the entire internet ama
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If they won’t accept me at my worst, that’s wise. I can be a dick sometimes
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
If they won’t accept me at my worst, that’s wise. I can be a dick sometimes
"I'm a big fan of tiny houses," I explained before going back to whacking down my neighbor's walls with a sledgehammer.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
"I'm a big fan of tiny houses," I explained before going back to whacking down my neighbor's walls with a sledgehammer.
If you and 100 of your clones got copies of Unbelievable History, that would be really cool
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you and 100 of your clones got copies of Unbelievable History, that would be really cool
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0...
Worf was raised by humans on Earth so he's probably seen Die Hard at least once
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Worf was raised by humans on Earth so he's probably seen Die Hard at least once
Finally watched the last season of Stranger Things and you can tell it's fiction because the US government stops terrorizing the Midwestern town they invaded
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Finally watched the last season of Stranger Things and you can tell it's fiction because the US government stops terrorizing the Midwestern town they invaded
“ICE raids” they even describe themselves the same way you'd describe a band of outlaws come to steal from your community
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
“ICE raids” they even describe themselves the same way you'd describe a band of outlaws come to steal from your community
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fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
Zeus didn't need a "wingman," had had the harpies who would steal from the mortal realm at his bidding
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Zeus didn't need a "wingman," had had the harpies who would steal from the mortal realm at his bidding
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“I never went to that island I’ll sue anyone who says I went to the island” and the subtext is that they always hung out in New York or wherever instead
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“I never went to that island I’ll sue anyone who says I went to the island” and the subtext is that they always hung out in New York or wherever instead
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fool me once, i probably wont notice you do it again
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
fool me once, i probably wont notice you do it again
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Right now the only thing keeping me reading Wuthering Heights is the conviction that they are all going to get exactly what they deserve.
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Right now the only thing keeping me reading Wuthering Heights is the conviction that they are all going to get exactly what they deserve.