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I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!
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I love how meditation is just "sit down and shut the fuck up. That's not good enough, shut your brain up too. You know what, stop wanting things, you piece of shit"
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I love how meditation is just "sit down and shut the fuck up. That's not good enough, shut your brain up too. You know what, stop wanting things, you piece of shit"
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This email could have been an eerie phantasm that haunts your dreams and slowly drives you into an ocean of madness, forever forgotten to the sands of time.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This email could have been an eerie phantasm that haunts your dreams and slowly drives you into an ocean of madness, forever forgotten to the sands of time.
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Happy January 75th to those who celebrate
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Happy January 75th to those who celebrate
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to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
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do u think Ratatouille has the power to do a Weekend at Bernie’s
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
do u think Ratatouille has the power to do a Weekend at Bernie’s
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Every sci-fi show:
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Every sci-fi show:
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
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my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
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me, to my vibrator when the battery starts dying mid-session.
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
me, to my vibrator when the battery starts dying mid-session.
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone:
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone:
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
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America has never known a January this fucked
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 AM
America has never known a January this fucked
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I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein
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I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
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Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
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[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
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The people who are saying shit like "well it's either this or the borders are totally open" are doing their best to convince America that we should have completely open borders.
February 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The people who are saying shit like "well it's either this or the borders are totally open" are doing their best to convince America that we should have completely open borders.
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ICE is assaulting and at war with americans. we are all their enemy. no other way to look at it at this point
Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
ICE is assaulting and at war with americans. we are all their enemy. no other way to look at it at this point
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*leading the polycule hiring panel*
Who do you see yourself inside of in the next five years
Who do you see yourself inside of in the next five years
January 31, 2026 at 8:16 AM
*leading the polycule hiring panel*
Who do you see yourself inside of in the next five years
Who do you see yourself inside of in the next five years
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BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
May 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
I'm a social butterfly in the sense that I flit from person to person quickly, motivated by a fear that predators will notice me
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I'm a social butterfly in the sense that I flit from person to person quickly, motivated by a fear that predators will notice me
If I ever open a shop for adult movies, it'll be named "I Know It When I See It"
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If I ever open a shop for adult movies, it'll be named "I Know It When I See It"
A redemption arc?
in this economy?
No sweaty, this is just about revenge
in this economy?
No sweaty, this is just about revenge
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
A redemption arc?
in this economy?
No sweaty, this is just about revenge
in this economy?
No sweaty, this is just about revenge
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The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
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creationists: “dinosaurs and humans coexisted!”
me and the seagull trying to eat my fries: “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
creationists: “no, not like that”
me and the seagull trying to eat my fries: “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
creationists: “no, not like that”
October 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
creationists: “dinosaurs and humans coexisted!”
me and the seagull trying to eat my fries: “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
creationists: “no, not like that”
me and the seagull trying to eat my fries: “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
creationists: “no, not like that”