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I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!
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how long do we have to wait after trump bites it before rod serling gives the closing monologue
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
how long do we have to wait after trump bites it before rod serling gives the closing monologue
I can't believe that they named the comedic superhero show with Captain Cold Legends of Tomorrow instead of Get Snart
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I can't believe that they named the comedic superhero show with Captain Cold Legends of Tomorrow instead of Get Snart
Anti-Chinese propaganda is interesting because everything people worry about them allegedly doing is stuff American politicians actively push for.
February 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Anti-Chinese propaganda is interesting because everything people worry about them allegedly doing is stuff American politicians actively push for.
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Just got rid of my Neutral Milk Hotel albums. Right now is not the time for centrists.
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Just got rid of my Neutral Milk Hotel albums. Right now is not the time for centrists.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. Accomplish this by hanging from the crook of your knees in a foggy forest until you are gradually camouflaged by delicate mosses and no longer comprehend human language.
September 9, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. Accomplish this by hanging from the crook of your knees in a foggy forest until you are gradually camouflaged by delicate mosses and no longer comprehend human language.
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Looking forward to Gavin Newsom's next podcast with his special guest, Everyone Alive in the Files, where he will politely agree with them that women are objects and children are property and that it's unfair for trans people to do karaoke, because of the advantages
February 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Looking forward to Gavin Newsom's next podcast with his special guest, Everyone Alive in the Files, where he will politely agree with them that women are objects and children are property and that it's unfair for trans people to do karaoke, because of the advantages
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"bUt TrAnS pEoPlE aRe CoMiNg FoR yOuR kIdS" screamed the cabal of actual goddamn pedophiles from the rooftops.
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
"bUt TrAnS pEoPlE aRe CoMiNg FoR yOuR kIdS" screamed the cabal of actual goddamn pedophiles from the rooftops.
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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oh boy, this is incredible
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
oh boy, this is incredible
"Aliens wouldn't travel light years to probe our butts," I say with the certainty of someone who can't be bothered to go to the other end of town to do that.
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"Aliens wouldn't travel light years to probe our butts," I say with the certainty of someone who can't be bothered to go to the other end of town to do that.
I love how meditation is just "sit down and shut the fuck up. That's not good enough, shut your brain up too. You know what, stop wanting things, you piece of shit"
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I love how meditation is just "sit down and shut the fuck up. That's not good enough, shut your brain up too. You know what, stop wanting things, you piece of shit"
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This email could have been an eerie phantasm that haunts your dreams and slowly drives you into an ocean of madness, forever forgotten to the sands of time.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This email could have been an eerie phantasm that haunts your dreams and slowly drives you into an ocean of madness, forever forgotten to the sands of time.
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Happy January 75th to those who celebrate
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Happy January 75th to those who celebrate
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to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
to the icicle that just dripped down the back of my neck: how dare you, sir?
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do u think Ratatouille has the power to do a Weekend at Bernie’s
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
do u think Ratatouille has the power to do a Weekend at Bernie’s
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Every sci-fi show:
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Every sci-fi show:
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be?
Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery.
Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???
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my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
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me, to my vibrator when the battery starts dying mid-session.
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
me, to my vibrator when the battery starts dying mid-session.
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone:
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone:
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener
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America has never known a January this fucked
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 AM
America has never known a January this fucked
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I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein
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I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world
But you know what
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Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.