This is what you had to play in the mid-2000s

Step 4: say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Just resign already before someone makes that choice for you

If leadership fights as hard in November as they just did I guess we can skip voting, should save some time if we already know y'all surrendered in advance

do the book signing on bath salts, call the public relations team very sober

I feel like there's a good chunk of "leftists" who don't care about policy or ideals, they just want a different team to cheer for

Send to beta readers on five-hour energy drink, submit to publishers hopped up on goofballs

I love a good thingamajig

Love Natalia Imbrugula